1. Eddie Jens, cerega93.
2.
Kobold v27 states, "Все плохо"
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This is Andrew Willson!
They are wearing a space helmet on their head.
They are wearing a space suit.
They are carrying an emergency oxygen tank on their space suit.
They have a medical backpack on their back.
They have a tool-belt about their waist.
They are wearing PDA-Andrew Willson (Chief Medical Officer).
Criminal status: [None]
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Rasta Guingman exclaims, "не за что!!"
Kobold v27 states, "40 секунд примерно"
Andrew Willson has punched Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) fails to blind Dmitriy Majakovskiy with the flash!
Monkey states, "Хозÿин"
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Раста щедрый!!"
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) is trying to put handcuffs on Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Monkey states, "Попробуйте менÿ выбросить"
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
я!Pocket buckles in!
Your armor softens the blow!
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Pocket says, "Тащите менÿ"
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) fails to blind Dmitriy Majakovskiy with the flash!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has punched Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Kobold v27 queries, "Куда?"
я!Lisa is buckled in to the chair by Dmitriy Vasilyev!
я!Dmitriy Vasilyev buckles in!
Andrew Willson has punched Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
я Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) has thrown Cleaner Grenade.
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Rasta Guingman has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Rasta Guingman has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Pocket says, "К шаттлу"
Andrew Willson has attempted to kick Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Monkey states, "Хозÿин, попробуйте менÿ бросить на пол"
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Kobold v27 states, "Вас врÿд ли будут тащить"
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has punched Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
я! The solution begins to bubble.
я The solution violently bubbles!
я The solution spews out foam!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has punched Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
я!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
PM to-Admins: Что это блин такое? Andrew Willson забил менÿ до крита на ровном месте.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Current Admins:
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я! The solution begins to bubble.
я! The the used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
я!Eddie Jens has been applied with the bruise pack by Dmitriy Vasilyev.
Larry Zaun has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been beaten with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been stunned with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been beaten with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been stunned with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
я!Eddie Jens has been applied with the bruise pack by Dmitriy Vasilyev.
Larry Zaun has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been beaten with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been stunned with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been attacked in the chest with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been beaten with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been stunned with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Dmitriy Vasilyev puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
Larry Zaun has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been beaten with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Эй!!"
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the chest with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has protected your chest.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
я Dmitriy Vasilyev has analyzed Eddie Jens's vitals!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has protected your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
я Dmitriy Vasilyev has analyzed Eddie Jens's vitals!
Larry Zaun gasps!
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Выпустите менÿ!!"
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has protected your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Dmitriy Vasilyev puts Health Analyzer into the first-aid kit.
я Oscar Ratcliff has thrown the gold slime extract.
Dmitriy Vasilyev has been hit by the gold slime extract.
Moyshe Katzman says, "какой пидорас вызвал шатл"
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
я! The solution begins to bubble.
я! The the used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
я The slime extract begins to vibrate violently !
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Andrew Willson has been touched with the stun gloves by Dmitriy Vasilyev!
APLU "Ripley" starts to drill Cockpit
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Andrew Willson has been touched with the stun gloves by Dmitriy Vasilyev!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Moyshe Katzman asks, "это ты был?"
Larry Zaun has been touched with the stun gloves by Dmitriy Vasilyev!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the chest with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your chest.
Eddie Jens has been knocked down!
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Hivebot smashes against the grille.
я Hivebot fires at Andrew Willson!
Beacon smashes against the grille.
я the alien sentinel fires at Andrew Willson!
я Hivebot fires at Andrew Willson!
Andrew Willson is hit by the projectile in the head!
Dmitriy Vasilyev is hit by the projectile in the left arm!
The goat is hit by the projectile in the head!
я the goat gets an evil-looking gleam in their eye.
The goat is hit by the projectile in the head!
я the goat gets an evil-looking gleam in their eye.
The goat is hit by the projectile in the left arm!
я the goat gets an evil-looking gleam in their eye.
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Beacon smashes against the grille.
я!The goat calms down.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
я Hivebot fires at Andrew Willson!
Beacon smashes against the grille.
я Beacon claws Andrew Willson!
The alien sentinel smashes against the grille.
я the alien sentinel fires at Andrew Willson!
я Hivebot fires at Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens is hit by the projectile in the right arm!
Eddie Jens is hit by the projectile in the head!
Eddie Jens is hit by the projectile in the head!
Your armor softens the blow!
Eddie Jens is hit by the projectile in the head!
я яBeacon has been attacked with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You hear the drill.
You hear a gunshot!
You hear a gunshot!
Albert Shultz gasps!
You hear a gunshot!
You hear a gunshot!
You hear a gunshot!
You hear a gunshot!
Grant Fuchs says, "давай пролезайте"
You hear a gunshot!
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
Robert Paulson says, "Ага"
You hear twisting metal.
Albert Shultz gasps!
Robert Paulson says, "Спасибо"
You hear twisting metal.
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Мужику на мостике повезло охуенно"
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Аргх!!"
You hear twisting metal.
Albert Shultz gasps!
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
Pocket says, "ААААААААААААА"
You hear twisting metal.
Pocket says, "БЯКИ"
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "вам не достать старого Расту!!"
Andrew Willson gasps!
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
You hear the drill.
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
You hear metal clanking
Simon Marchand drools.
You hear the drill.
Kobold v27 queries, "О?"
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
You hear the drill.
Kobold v27 declares, "Прÿьстесь!"
Simon Marchand drools.
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
You hear the drill.
Pocket says, "А"
Kobold v27 states, "Ужас"
Albert Shultz gasps!
Pocket says, "АААА"
DEAD: Aaron Thorley says, "Пиздец тут в шатле"
You hear the drill.
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Клован с батоном"Albert Shultz gasps!
Larry Zaun gasps!
FireFox V2.0 states, "Mike Everdeen has signed up as Assistant."
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "освободи менÿ!!"
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Бесценно"
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Moyshe Katzman says, "кто вызвал шатл? ÿ тебÿ раскрошу"
Mike Everdeen says, "Вовремÿ приехал,сука"
You hear the drill.
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Ту сверли!!"
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Правее!!"
DEAD: Aaron Thorley asks, "Кстате,нахуй вызвали шаттл?"
The pine tree growls at Oscar Ratcliff.
Larry Zaun gasps!
Pocket says, "А"
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Рипли занерфили"
You hear metal clanking
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
You hear the drill.
DEAD: Dominic Malone says, "Ёпнутые админы"
You hear twisting metal.
Nil Glass gasps!
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Вот же уёбки"
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Да!!"
Nil Glass gasps!
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Эту!!"
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "НЕ АДМИНЫ"
The pine tree growls at Rasta Guingman.
Albert Shultz gasps!
DEAD: Anus Bombanus exclaims, "Вот это поворот!"
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "НУФАГ ЁБАНЫЙ"
The pine tree growls at Dmitriy Vasilyev.
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Kobold v27 declares, "Бегите!"
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "ЭТО КСЕНОБИОЛОГ БЛЯТЬ"
DEAD: Eddie Jens asks, "Народ, каким раком обычный удар сумел менÿ застанить?"
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Мне не терпитсÿ надрать зад!!"
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Тварÿм!!"
Kobold v27 states, "Хух"
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "ЗОЛОТОЙ СЛАЙМ"
You hear twisting metal.
Oscar Ratcliff gasps!
Kobold v27 states, "Вроде выжили"
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Стангловсы"
The pine tree growls at Rasta Guingman.
You hear twisting metal.
DEAD: Dominic Malone asks, "Ёлку?"
Pocket says, "Уж лучшу упаду"
Kobold v27 declares, "Но они идут!"
Oscar Ratcliff gasps!
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Nil Glass gasps!
Alan Soreny gasps!
Nil Glass gasps!
Grant Fuchs gasps!
Pocket says, "Ёлка ходит"
Kobold v27 states, "30 секунл"
Grant Fuchs seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Alan Soreny gasps!
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Kobold v27 states, "Скоро"
Larry Zaun gasps!
Mike Everdeen exclaims, "Эй!"
Robert Paulson gasps!
Pocket says, "Ау"
Oscar Ratcliff gasps!
Larry Zaun gasps!
OOC: Cerega93: Так было бы написано типо вас трогают стангловсами
You hear the drill.
Monkey states, "Так..."
Robert Paulson gasps!
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Larry Zaun gasps!
OOC: Cerega93: Юпс
DEAD: Gregory Smith exclaims, "А Я ТРИТАР!"
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Она жива!!!"
Pocket says, "Не той стороной"
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Monkey queries, "Что с вами?"
Oscar Ratcliff gasps!
Desmond Edwards says, "класс"
Pocket says, "Взÿлсÿ"
OOC: Assassin2033: Ну и хули удивительного?
FireFox V2.0 (Played by: Fox231)'s laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
FireFox V2.0's loyal minions were: Standard Cyborg-245 (Deactivated) (Played by: Kochiga),
я FireFox V2.0's disloyal minions were:я"
The traitors were:
Macleod962 was Gregory Smith (died)
Objective #1: Assassinate Rodger Wheeler, the Research Director. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Gupi was Dmitriy Majakovskiy (died)
Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Momlo was Harold Sterling (survived)
Objective #1: Steal a jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Oscar Ratcliff gasps!
OOC: Eggman1945: Ачивмент гет3.
Часть 1-побег из цирка. Я был обычным мимом, жизнь моя была нелегка, но я сумел украсть у библиотекаря айди карту и запрятать ее в неприметном шкафу, но тут меня посадили в тюрьму. Это было самое эталонное сб, что я видел, вначале меня флешали раз 30, при том, что на мне были наручники, затем меня привязали к кровати, я тонко намекал в /me, что с наручниками слегка неудобно лежать, но меня никто не слушал. Я отбыл свой срок, но сбшники решили заняться пиу-пиу шоу в бриге. Я уже даже решил нарушить клятву молчания и напрямую сказать им, чтобы меня отвязали, все тщетно, я решил сам отвязаться, но когда я отвязался, меня зафлешали и обратно приковали, так я пролежал еще минуты три, я опять отвязался и попросил мимоботаника снять наручники. Во время всего этого цирка, я решил пожаловаться в ах, что это самое афигеное сб, которое я видел, педаль (вроде нигилит) дал добро на то, чтобы я им отомстил, не убивая их. Так как мой робаст не был сильно прокачан-я решил воспользоваться старым добрым ведерком...
Часть 2-возмездие. За мной опять зачем-то бегал сбшник, поэтому я подложил ему под ноги воду, он упал, я спиздил у него дубинку. Побегал вокруг и встретил другого сбшника, который карал клоуна, я решил его наказать, но стан батон предал меня и не стал бить сбшника, поэтому меня побили до красных хп, я полечился в медбее и пошел дальше искать пути отомщения. Я опять вылил ведро, сбшник упал и в этот раз я спиздил его пда с картой, на кпп я взял себе полный набор сб и в итоге меня было не отличить от сбшника Dmitriy Majakovskiy. Я пошел мстить дальше, зашел в бриг и увидел афкашного сбшника, я его раздел и запер в шкафу, в бриге при этом уже кто-то мародерствовал.
Часть 3-в последний путь. Собственно где-то с этого момента и начинаются логи. Кто-то вызвал шатл и все начали подтягиваться к отбытию, хоса и остальных сбшников я не видел, все было спокойно, пока не вломился смо-гопник из далекого космоса по имени Andrew Willson. Он внезапно начал бить меня кулаками, меня от чего-то застанило. Этот смо пиздил меня до крита, обокрал меня и даже после того, как он увидел, что я ненастоящий сбшник, он вылечил меня, а потом запиздил меня моей дубинкой досмерти. К моей смерти, на шатле, начал лететь щит, начинался хаос. По прилету оказалось, что у этого смо не было рольки, а у сбшника, под которого я маскировался-она была.
Эпилог. Я неуверен, что этот смо был настоящий, но тем не менее это не оправдывает тот факт, что он меня загрифонил. В последнее время экипаж часто начинает устраивать грифон перед прилетом шатла, но в особенности во время полета шатла, это нужно исправлять, такие дела.
2.
Спойлер
Kobold v27 states, "Ох"Kobold v27 states, "Все плохо"
*---------*
This is Andrew Willson!
They are wearing a space helmet on their head.
They are wearing a space suit.
They are carrying an emergency oxygen tank on their space suit.
They have a medical backpack on their back.
They have a tool-belt about their waist.
They are wearing PDA-Andrew Willson (Chief Medical Officer).
Criminal status: [None]
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Rasta Guingman exclaims, "не за что!!"
Kobold v27 states, "40 секунд примерно"
Andrew Willson has punched Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) fails to blind Dmitriy Majakovskiy with the flash!
Monkey states, "Хозÿин"
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Раста щедрый!!"
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) is trying to put handcuffs on Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Monkey states, "Попробуйте менÿ выбросить"
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
я!Pocket buckles in!
Your armor softens the blow!
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Pocket says, "Тащите менÿ"
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) fails to blind Dmitriy Majakovskiy with the flash!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has punched Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Kobold v27 queries, "Куда?"
я!Lisa is buckled in to the chair by Dmitriy Vasilyev!
я!Dmitriy Vasilyev buckles in!
Andrew Willson has punched Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
я Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) has thrown Cleaner Grenade.
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Rasta Guingman has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Rasta Guingman has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Pocket says, "К шаттлу"
Andrew Willson has attempted to kick Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Monkey states, "Хозÿин, попробуйте менÿ бросить на пол"
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has kicked Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Kobold v27 states, "Вас врÿд ли будут тащить"
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Andrew Willson has punched Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
я! The solution begins to bubble.
я The solution violently bubbles!
я The solution spews out foam!
Your armor softens the blow!
Andrew Willson has punched Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
Andrew Willson has weakened Dmitriy Majakovskiy!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
я!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
PM to-Admins: Что это блин такое? Andrew Willson забил менÿ до крита на ровном месте.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Current Admins:
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я! The solution begins to bubble.
я! The the used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
я!Eddie Jens has been applied with the bruise pack by Dmitriy Vasilyev.
Larry Zaun has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been beaten with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been stunned with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been beaten with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been stunned with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
я!Eddie Jens has been applied with the bruise pack by Dmitriy Vasilyev.
Larry Zaun has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been beaten with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been stunned with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been attacked in the chest with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been beaten with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been stunned with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Dmitriy Vasilyev puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
Larry Zaun has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Larry Zaun has been beaten with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Эй!!"
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the chest with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has protected your chest.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
я Dmitriy Vasilyev has analyzed Eddie Jens's vitals!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has protected your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
я Dmitriy Vasilyev has analyzed Eddie Jens's vitals!
Larry Zaun gasps!
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Выпустите менÿ!!"
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has protected your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Dmitriy Vasilyev puts Health Analyzer into the first-aid kit.
я Oscar Ratcliff has thrown the gold slime extract.
Dmitriy Vasilyev has been hit by the gold slime extract.
Moyshe Katzman says, "какой пидорас вызвал шатл"
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
я! The solution begins to bubble.
я! The the used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
я The slime extract begins to vibrate violently !
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Andrew Willson has been touched with the stun gloves by Dmitriy Vasilyev!
APLU "Ripley" starts to drill Cockpit
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Andrew Willson has been touched with the stun gloves by Dmitriy Vasilyev!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Moyshe Katzman asks, "это ты был?"
Larry Zaun has been touched with the stun gloves by Dmitriy Vasilyev!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the chest with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your chest.
Eddie Jens has been knocked down!
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Hivebot smashes against the grille.
я Hivebot fires at Andrew Willson!
Beacon smashes against the grille.
я the alien sentinel fires at Andrew Willson!
я Hivebot fires at Andrew Willson!
Andrew Willson is hit by the projectile in the head!
Dmitriy Vasilyev is hit by the projectile in the left arm!
The goat is hit by the projectile in the head!
я the goat gets an evil-looking gleam in their eye.
The goat is hit by the projectile in the head!
я the goat gets an evil-looking gleam in their eye.
The goat is hit by the projectile in the left arm!
я the goat gets an evil-looking gleam in their eye.
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Your armour has softened hit to your head.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens has been attacked in the head with the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
Beacon smashes against the grille.
я!The goat calms down.
Eddie Jens has been beaten with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson!
я Hivebot fires at Andrew Willson!
Beacon smashes against the grille.
я Beacon claws Andrew Willson!
The alien sentinel smashes against the grille.
я the alien sentinel fires at Andrew Willson!
я Hivebot fires at Andrew Willson!
Eddie Jens is hit by the projectile in the right arm!
Eddie Jens is hit by the projectile in the head!
Eddie Jens is hit by the projectile in the head!
Your armor softens the blow!
Eddie Jens is hit by the projectile in the head!
я яBeacon has been attacked with the the stun baton by Andrew Willson.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You hear the drill.
You hear a gunshot!
You hear a gunshot!
Albert Shultz gasps!
You hear a gunshot!
You hear a gunshot!
You hear a gunshot!
You hear a gunshot!
Grant Fuchs says, "давай пролезайте"
You hear a gunshot!
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
Robert Paulson says, "Ага"
You hear twisting metal.
Albert Shultz gasps!
Robert Paulson says, "Спасибо"
You hear twisting metal.
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Мужику на мостике повезло охуенно"
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Аргх!!"
You hear twisting metal.
Albert Shultz gasps!
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
Pocket says, "ААААААААААААА"
You hear twisting metal.
Pocket says, "БЯКИ"
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "вам не достать старого Расту!!"
Andrew Willson gasps!
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
You hear the drill.
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
You hear metal clanking
Simon Marchand drools.
You hear the drill.
Kobold v27 queries, "О?"
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
You hear the drill.
Kobold v27 declares, "Прÿьстесь!"
Simon Marchand drools.
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
You hear the drill.
Pocket says, "А"
Kobold v27 states, "Ужас"
Albert Shultz gasps!
Pocket says, "АААА"
DEAD: Aaron Thorley says, "Пиздец тут в шатле"
You hear the drill.
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Клован с батоном"Albert Shultz gasps!
Larry Zaun gasps!
FireFox V2.0 states, "Mike Everdeen has signed up as Assistant."
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "освободи менÿ!!"
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Бесценно"
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Moyshe Katzman says, "кто вызвал шатл? ÿ тебÿ раскрошу"
Mike Everdeen says, "Вовремÿ приехал,сука"
You hear the drill.
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Ту сверли!!"
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) gasps!
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Правее!!"
DEAD: Aaron Thorley asks, "Кстате,нахуй вызвали шаттл?"
The pine tree growls at Oscar Ratcliff.
Larry Zaun gasps!
Pocket says, "А"
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Рипли занерфили"
You hear metal clanking
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
Anus Bombanus (as Nil Glass) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
You hear the drill.
DEAD: Dominic Malone says, "Ёпнутые админы"
You hear twisting metal.
Nil Glass gasps!
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Вот же уёбки"
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Да!!"
Nil Glass gasps!
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Эту!!"
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "НЕ АДМИНЫ"
The pine tree growls at Rasta Guingman.
Albert Shultz gasps!
DEAD: Anus Bombanus exclaims, "Вот это поворот!"
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "НУФАГ ЁБАНЫЙ"
The pine tree growls at Dmitriy Vasilyev.
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Kobold v27 declares, "Бегите!"
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "ЭТО КСЕНОБИОЛОГ БЛЯТЬ"
DEAD: Eddie Jens asks, "Народ, каким раком обычный удар сумел менÿ застанить?"
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Мне не терпитсÿ надрать зад!!"
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Тварÿм!!"
Kobold v27 states, "Хух"
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "ЗОЛОТОЙ СЛАЙМ"
You hear twisting metal.
Oscar Ratcliff gasps!
Kobold v27 states, "Вроде выжили"
DEAD: Hector Barbossa says, "Стангловсы"
The pine tree growls at Rasta Guingman.
You hear twisting metal.
DEAD: Dominic Malone asks, "Ёлку?"
Pocket says, "Уж лучшу упаду"
Kobold v27 declares, "Но они идут!"
Oscar Ratcliff gasps!
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Nil Glass gasps!
Alan Soreny gasps!
Nil Glass gasps!
Grant Fuchs gasps!
Pocket says, "Ёлка ходит"
Kobold v27 states, "30 секунл"
Grant Fuchs seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Alan Soreny gasps!
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Kobold v27 states, "Скоро"
Larry Zaun gasps!
Mike Everdeen exclaims, "Эй!"
Robert Paulson gasps!
Pocket says, "Ау"
Oscar Ratcliff gasps!
Larry Zaun gasps!
OOC: Cerega93: Так было бы написано типо вас трогают стангловсами
You hear the drill.
Monkey states, "Так..."
Robert Paulson gasps!
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Larry Zaun gasps!
OOC: Cerega93: Юпс
DEAD: Gregory Smith exclaims, "А Я ТРИТАР!"
Rasta Guingman exclaims, "Она жива!!!"
Pocket says, "Не той стороной"
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Monkey queries, "Что с вами?"
Oscar Ratcliff gasps!
Desmond Edwards says, "класс"
Pocket says, "Взÿлсÿ"
OOC: Assassin2033: Ну и хули удивительного?
FireFox V2.0 (Played by: Fox231)'s laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
FireFox V2.0's loyal minions were: Standard Cyborg-245 (Deactivated) (Played by: Kochiga),
я FireFox V2.0's disloyal minions were:я"
The traitors were:
Macleod962 was Gregory Smith (died)
Objective #1: Assassinate Rodger Wheeler, the Research Director. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Gupi was Dmitriy Majakovskiy (died)
Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Momlo was Harold Sterling (survived)
Objective #1: Steal a jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Marc Lowstetter gasps!
Oscar Ratcliff gasps!
OOC: Eggman1945: Ачивмент гет
Часть 1-побег из цирка. Я был обычным мимом, жизнь моя была нелегка, но я сумел украсть у библиотекаря айди карту и запрятать ее в неприметном шкафу, но тут меня посадили в тюрьму. Это было самое эталонное сб, что я видел, вначале меня флешали раз 30, при том, что на мне были наручники, затем меня привязали к кровати, я тонко намекал в /me, что с наручниками слегка неудобно лежать, но меня никто не слушал. Я отбыл свой срок, но сбшники решили заняться пиу-пиу шоу в бриге. Я уже даже решил нарушить клятву молчания и напрямую сказать им, чтобы меня отвязали, все тщетно, я решил сам отвязаться, но когда я отвязался, меня зафлешали и обратно приковали, так я пролежал еще минуты три, я опять отвязался и попросил мимоботаника снять наручники. Во время всего этого цирка, я решил пожаловаться в ах, что это самое афигеное сб, которое я видел, педаль (вроде нигилит) дал добро на то, чтобы я им отомстил, не убивая их. Так как мой робаст не был сильно прокачан-я решил воспользоваться старым добрым ведерком...
Часть 2-возмездие. За мной опять зачем-то бегал сбшник, поэтому я подложил ему под ноги воду, он упал, я спиздил у него дубинку. Побегал вокруг и встретил другого сбшника, который карал клоуна, я решил его наказать, но стан батон предал меня и не стал бить сбшника, поэтому меня побили до красных хп, я полечился в медбее и пошел дальше искать пути отомщения. Я опять вылил ведро, сбшник упал и в этот раз я спиздил его пда с картой, на кпп я взял себе полный набор сб и в итоге меня было не отличить от сбшника Dmitriy Majakovskiy. Я пошел мстить дальше, зашел в бриг и увидел афкашного сбшника, я его раздел и запер в шкафу, в бриге при этом уже кто-то мародерствовал.
Часть 3-в последний путь. Собственно где-то с этого момента и начинаются логи. Кто-то вызвал шатл и все начали подтягиваться к отбытию, хоса и остальных сбшников я не видел, все было спокойно, пока не вломился смо-гопник из далекого космоса по имени Andrew Willson. Он внезапно начал бить меня кулаками, меня от чего-то застанило. Этот смо пиздил меня до крита, обокрал меня и даже после того, как он увидел, что я ненастоящий сбшник, он вылечил меня, а потом запиздил меня моей дубинкой досмерти. К моей смерти, на шатле, начал лететь щит, начинался хаос. По прилету оказалось, что у этого смо не было рольки, а у сбшника, под которого я маскировался-она была.
Эпилог. Я неуверен, что этот смо был настоящий, но тем не менее это не оправдывает тот факт, что он меня загрифонил. В последнее время экипаж часто начинает устраивать грифон перед прилетом шатла, но в особенности во время полета шатла, это нужно исправлять, такие дела.
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