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Clown

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Clown
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Previously a punishment position made to replace the Janitor, the Clown is now merely considered subhuman, rather than vermin. His congenital pratfalls are a source of constant amusement to the crew, providing valuable comic relief to the traditionally high-strung Nanotrasen employees. The clown has a veritable arsenal of buffoonery to deploy, including a banana peel (Hide it under another object in a high-traffic area, and giggles and japes will ensue), a clown mask and outfit, including squeaky shoes (bring laughter wherever you go!), and a bicycle horn (HONNNK HONK). In the event that any of this equipment is mislaid, the clown's PDA can serve as an ample replacement. It is not recommended for clowns to use weapons such as a Stun Baton. Из Клоунов получаются уморительные предатели, клоуну-предателю доступна маленький клоуномобиль. А также банановые гранаты.

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Профессии на Станции 13
Гражданские профессии
Assistant - Barman - Chaplain - Chef - Clown - Janitor - Lawyer - Mime - Librarian
Обслуживающий персонал
Chief Engineer - Station Engineer - Atmosperic Tehcnician - Quartermaster - Cargo Technician
Научно-исследовательский персонал
Research Director - Chief Medical Officer - Botanist - Chemist - Geneticist - Medical Doctor - Virologist - Roboticist - Scientist
Личный состав
Captain - Head of Personnel - Head of Security - Detective - Security Officer - Warden
Остальные профессии
AI - Cyborg - Alien - Ghost