“Did you just say my parents are dragons?” the man asks furiously. “I’m gonna kick your ass!”
He runs over to you and starts punching you in the face. With two broken legs, a broken shoulder, and massive internal bleeding, you are powerless to stop him.
As he breaks the small bones that hold up your face, you think to yourself, “Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi hire Han Solo and Chewbacca to fly them on the Millennium Falcon to the Death Star, where they rescue Prin...
In this alternate timeline, the United States falls into economic ruin, and the USSR rises to be the only global superpower and rules the earth with an iron fist. Also in this timeline, Elian Gonzalez drowns before getting to Miami.
You didn’t invent Star Wars, and you gave George Lucas a fatal aneurysm!
By trying to invent something called the “Death Star” with brainpower alone, you killed George Lucas! No brain is powerful enough to invent Star Wars all on its own. What parent failed you by not impressing that upon you since childhood?
Try again—and this time, don’t take shortcuts!
“Huh,” you think to yourself. “This inspires me to think of a Wookiee named Luke Skywalker who fights the Wookiee named Darth Vader with the Wookiee named Chewbacca to save the Wookiee Princess Leia. He is also helped by a Wookiee named Han Solo, who I thought of earlier, before the events of this ClickVenture.”
В варианте, где сбиваешь собаку, я подумал, что теперь Лукасу будут приходить идеи с каждым убитым человеком. Как когда идеи приходили с близостью смерти.
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“Did you just say my parents are dragons?” the man asks furiously. “I’m gonna kick your ass!” He runs over to you and starts punching you in the face. With two broken legs, a broken shoulder, and massive internal bleeding, you are powerless to stop him. As he breaks the small bones that hold up your face, you think to yourself, “Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi hire Han Solo and Chewbacca to fly them on the Millennium Falcon to the Death Star, where they rescue Prin...
О, таки в этой игре можно победить.
In this alternate timeline, the United States falls into economic ruin, and the USSR rises to be the only global superpower and rules the earth with an iron fist. Also in this timeline, Elian Gonzalez drowns before getting to Miami.
You didn’t invent Star Wars, and you gave George Lucas a fatal aneurysm! By trying to invent something called the “Death Star” with brainpower alone, you killed George Lucas! No brain is powerful enough to invent Star Wars all on its own. What parent failed you by not impressing that upon you since childhood? Try again—and this time, don’t take shortcuts!
Ура!!! Я победил! Я так рад!!!
“Huh,” you think to yourself. “This inspires me to think of a Wookiee named Luke Skywalker who fights the Wookiee named Darth Vader with the Wookiee named Chewbacca to save the Wookiee Princess Leia. He is also helped by a Wookiee named Han Solo, who I thought of earlier, before the events of this ClickVenture.”
Посмотрел на картошечку и ушел.
Там кроме картошечек столько всего интересного же. . . . . . Спаггети
You successfully created Star Wars! Congratulations! Успешен с первой попытки.
В варианте, где сбиваешь собаку, я подумал, что теперь Лукасу будут приходить идеи с каждым убитым человеком. Как когда идеи приходили с близостью смерти.