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Khello! My name is Milton, I am from Milton's Milton Factory.

16.01.2015, 18:2416 Jan
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Мильтоны

alkoz
  • Oh, Milten! I see you've creat many Miltens from your Miltens... from your Milten Molds.
  • Thank you for noticing! I have many miltens for sale for 39 dallers a piece.
  • Tell me something....
  • Yez.
  • My name is Milton and I'd like Milton. Do you have Miltens?
  • Yez.
  • Reely?
  • Yez.
  • How many Miltens?
  • A lot.
  • A million Miltens?
  • If you'd like Milten I can get you them, one million Miltens may be asking too much.
alkoz
  • Oke.
  • You might want to go to a profeshonal Miltem manufacturor.
  • Such as Morry? Mor- Ugh, Morry makes only Morry stuff, he doesn't make Miltons.
  • Fuck Morry!
  • I know.
  • He has better prices than me...
  • Nobody makes Miltons like Milton.
  • Noooo. Oke.
  • Yez... Do you have milk chocolate Miltens?
  • One more thing about them.
  • They melt in my Milten.
  • Yez.
  • Not in my milk.
  • Yez. Yez to both. Shth.
alkoz
  • One ting I must mention about Meeltens.
  • Tell me dis ting.
  • They're rare.
  • Yez.
  • And they are ver poisonos do not eat.
  • Reely? OH FUCK! Dngh, I ATE A MILK CHOCOLATE ONE! I ATE IT!
  • Do not eat.
  • WHAT DO I DO NOW?
  • Milk chocolate are only for dikereshen.
  • WHAT IS DIKER- A-a-ah, decoration...
  • Yez, you are dying.
  • Don't you sa- mgh...
alkoz
  • You are dying currently, right nier. They call it Milten's melting.
  • OH NEI!
  • Yeez. Very-
  • I'm dying!
  • Very rare. But very effictiv.
  • Iyem deeed. micro cratch
  • so come on down to Milten's Melton Factory, where we sell Meltons!
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alfacom

Вот поэтому у Мори лучшие цены. Милтены никогда не следят за "побочными эффектами"...