Смешные и глупые цитаты SS13

Ian barks, "БОЛЬ И УНИЖЕНИЕ, YAP"

Охрененный лог раунда.

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John Shepard  [145.9] asks, "Что происходит? Почему вызваны шаттлы?"

Reddy Kong  [145.9] says, "Мы увидели твою мамашу и бежим с этой станции"

Albert Xill  [145.9] says, "ВНИМАНИЕ! СОГЛАСНО ПОСТАНОВЛЕНИЮ НАНОТРЕЙЦЕН И КО КОРПОРЕЙШН НОМЕР 1488, ВСЕ ПРЕСТУПНИКИ БУДУТ УЕБАНЫ НАХУЙВПИЗДУ. ВСЕМ УДАЧНОЙ СМЕНЫ."

Цитата

Arrivals Announcement Computer  [145.9] states, ""Dark Knight, Assistant, has arrived on the station.""

Темный Рыцарь: Начало.

Scituzer2 (13 January 2013 - 03:24) писал: писал:

Albert Xill  [145.9] says, "ВНИМАНИЕ! СОГЛАСНО ПОСТАНОВЛЕНИЮ НАНОТРЕЙЦЕН И КО КОРПОРЕЙШН НОМЕР 1488, ВСЕ ПРЕСТУПНИКИ БУДУТ УЕБАНЫ НАХУЙВПИЗДУ. ВСЕМ УДАЧНОЙ СМЕНЫ."

Не ломай мою репутацию не матерящегося человека.

Lynch Frost says, "YOUB TVOYU MAT"

Max Burkett  [145.9] says, " тут мёртвая шлюха в прибытии и непонятное существо, которое блюет и требует крови"

Neon (13 January 2013 - 08:09) писал: писал:

Max Burkett  [145.9] says, " тут мёртвая шлюха в прибытии и непонятное существо, которое блюет и требует крови"

Это моя цитата, сучка.

Ты украл ее из моей подписи.

А еще я уже давно кидал ее сюда.

даблпост.

Panchoys (13 January 2013 - 08:14) писал: писал:

Это моя цитата, сучка.

Ты украл ее из моей подписи.

А еще я уже давно кидал ее сюда.

Репост, Лол

Panchoys (13 January 2013 - 08:14) писал: писал:

Это моя цитата, сучка.

Ты украл ее из моей подписи.

А еще я уже давно кидал ее сюда.

опустил.

12xilluks или Albert Xill (13 January 2013 - 07:06) писал: писал:

Не ломай мою репутацию не матерящегося человека.

Не, но с Ко-ко-корпорейшен я проржался, честно честно. Я даже тебе плюс поставил.

T.R.O.L.L. states, "Курение убивает"

T.R.O.L.L. states, "Будьте осторожны, может быть сигарета поджидает вас в тёмном коридоре"

Цитата

You are the Atmospheric Technician.
As the Atmospheric Technician you answer directly to the chief engineer. Special circumstances may change this.
ADMIN LOG: Table 'tgstation.roundsjoined' doesn't exist
ADMIN LOG: Table 'tgstation.roundsjoined' doesn't exist
ADMIN LOG: Table 'tgstation.roundsjoined' doesn't exist
ADMIN LOG: Table 'tgstation.roundsjoined' doesn't exist
Captainship not forced on anyone.
The Syndicate have cunningly disguised a Syndicate Uplink as your PDA-Michael Payne (Atmospheric Technician) in your pocket. Simply enter the code "868 Omega" into the ringtone select to unlock its hidden features.
The flash in your backpack can be used to mark a crew member as revolutionist. Use this only on those true to your cause, to ensure that everyone bearing the mark can be trusted.
Do not use the flash on players who haven't agreed to join your cause. This is known as 'LOLFLASHING' and can get you banned.
You are a member of the revolutionaries' leadership!
Objective #1: Assassinate Sam Forge, the Research Director.
Enjoy the game!
Mod PM to-QqqJERICHOppp/(QqqJERICHOppp): Ты мне разбанил
Mod PM to-QqqJERICHOppp/(QqqJERICHOppp): Сяпки
Transhuman is the AI!
OOC: ACCount12: А потом ИИ меня чуть АРС не нагнул.
Mod PM to-QqqJERICHOppp/(QqqJERICHOppp): Охуительная Рева
HELP: Gluma/(John Bergenson) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): На грине ведь можно ревить флешкой без отыгрыша?
The PDA softly beeps.
Admin PM from-QqqJERICHOppp/(QqqJERICHOppp): Не разбанивается.
Mod PM to-Gluma/(John Bergenson): Не а
HELP: Gluma/(John Bergenson) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Ладно, спасибо за предупреждение
You try to implant yourself with the implanter!
You implant your chest with the implanter!
ADMIN LOG: ATTACK: Michael Payne (mylittleloly)(JMP) implanted Michael Payne (mylittleloly) with the implanter.
The implanted explosive implant in Michael Payne can be activated by saying something containing the phrase ''РД хуесос'', say РД хуесос to attempt to activate.
You put the implanter into the box (EI).
OOC: Zmey25: А потом водка лошать летать ночью.
You place the box (EI) into the the disposal unit.
Mod PM to-QqqJERICHOppp/(QqqJERICHOppp): Сейчас будет быстроРева
ADMIN LOG: User: Geeezus/(Geeezus) logged in
Michael Payne says, "РД"
Michael Payne says, "Здраствуйте"
Michael Payne says, "РД хуесос"
ADMIN LOG: Table 'tgstation.deathlog' doesn't exist
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (1, 3, 4) in area Starboard Primary Hallway (Jump)
Walter Priebe asks, "Радия можно химик?"
Vasiliy Varcont says, "Это что было..."
Hektor Reid asks, "Как ты к ним относишься?"
Alex Eisenberg exclaims, "атас!!!"
Walter Priebe says, "ОХ ЧЕРТ"
Walter Priebe says, "ЧЕРт"
The chapell chair slams into a chapell chair!
The chapell chair slams into a chapell chair!
The chapell chair slams into a chapell chair!
The chapell chair slams into a chapell chair!
Sam Forge slams into a disposal unit!
Mod PM to-QqqJERICHOppp/(QqqJERICHOppp): ВСЕ
Vasiliy Varcont says, "Нормально, люди как люди"
Alex Eisenberg exclaims, " взрыв у научного!!"
The chapell chair slams into Firelock!
The chair slams into Tracking Beacon!
The chapell chair slams into a grille!
The chapell chair slams into a grille!
The chair slams into a r wall!
The chapell chair slams into Firelock!
The chapell chair slams into a grille!
The chapell chair slams into a grille!
The chapell chair slams into a grille!
The chapell chair slams into a chapell chair!
Leon James says, "нет аррр"
The chapell chair slams into a grille!
The chapell chair slams into Firelock!
The chapell chair slams into a grille!
Mod PM to-QqqJERICHOppp/(QqqJERICHOppp): РД пизда
The chapell chair slams into Reception Window!
The chapell chair slams into a grille!
Hektor Reid says, "Я иду на поле"
ADMIN LOG: User: AleksCr/(AleksCr) logged in
Vasiliy Varcont asks, "Повреждения?"
Leon James says, "жить"
Walter Priebe says, "ХИМИК РАДИЯ"
Hektor Reid says, "Коллекторы сделай"
Walter Priebe says, "ДАЙ"
Leon James says, "я буду жить"
ADMIN LOG: Admin logout: AleksCr/(AleksCr)
ADMIN LOG: User: Hovenbeth/(Hovenbeth) logged in
Alex Eisenberg says, " разгерметизация коридора, отбытия и лаборатории"
Walter Priebe asks, "ЛСД?"
Walter Priebe says, "АЙ"
Transhuman states, "Выполняю анализ..."
Transhuman states, "Подтверждаю"
ADMIN LOG: Table 'tgstation.roundsjoined' doesn't exist
Vasiliy Varcont says, "Покиньте помещения, скоро прибудем"
HELP: ACCount12/(Sam Forge) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Мне только что порвало задницу. IRL тоже.
Sam Forge gasps!
Alex Eisenberg says, " сильный взрыв. короидор в кашу"
Mod PM to-ACCount12/(Sam Forge): ахахаха
Leon James says, "фух фух"
Sam Forge gasps!
Mod PM to-ACCount12/(Sam Forge): Правда охуенно?
Vasiliy Varcont says, "быстрее настраивай"
The chair slams into a package wrapper!
Filing Cabinet slams into Firelock!
The chair slams into Filing Cabinet!
Chemical Closet slams into Alex Eisenberg!
Chemist's Locker slams into Alex Eisenberg!
Sam Forge gasps!
Mod PM to-ACCount12/(Sam Forge): БыстроРева
Sam Forge slams into a r wall!
Transhuman states, "Повреждения оцениваются как большие, но локализованные в одном месте"
Walter Priebe says, "Я держу дверь"
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Sam Forge.
Sam Forge seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
ADMIN LOG: Table 'tgstation.deathlog' doesn't exist
Transhuman (Played by: Dan_Machete)'s laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, to the best of your abilities.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, to the best of your abilities, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence, to the best of your abilities, as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The heads of staff were killed or abandoned the station! The revolutionaries win!
The head revolutionaries were:
John Bergenson (), Michael Payne (Dead), and Hektor Reid ()
The head revolutionaries failed to enlist any ordinary revolutionaries
The heads of staff were:
Sam Forge (Dead)(target)

БыстроРева от Фюрера.

OOC: Natella: Что может знать темп педаль?
OOC: HeXogeN: Почти ничего
OOC: Natella: Вот именно
OOC: HeXogeN: Она даже МЕТЕОРЫ спавнить не может
OOC: DeniskaRUS: Только щит
Message

Meteor Alert

Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.

Atarabashi Nihondzin says, "5 букв, а столько смысла"
Atarabashi Nihondzin places ХУЙЦЫ into the the disposal unit.

Service Cyborg -915 [145.9] states, "служба доставки киборга"
Service Cyborg -915 [145.9] states, "доставлю вас или предмет мгновенно в любую точку станции"

Service Cyborg -915 [145.9] states, "нелицензионный доступ к дверям"

Zane Warren [145.9] says, "Я не мужик, я ХоС"
Keith Maxwell [145.9] exclaims, "Хос не мужик!"
Keith Maxwell [145.9] says, "О-хо-хо"

Priority Announcement

Пиво кончилось

Bradly Willkerson says, "дайте кму ксилород"

Albert Xill has been knocked down by the force of the Chicken!

ХУЙ gently taps Pluto with the the pen.
Я знаю что нельзя использовать кириллицу в имени.
Сообщение отредактировал Shorrer: 16 January 2013 - 07:47

Neon (11 January 2013 - 11:01) писал: писал:

Фак мой моск. Такое ощущение, что это скриншот той книги, которую я распечатал, прочел первые две строчки, пожал плечами и поставил на полку "нон-фикшон". Похвалите убейте меня кто-нибудь!