1. John Mullins / h0l3m4k3r
2.
The solution begins to bubble.
The solution violently explodes.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your head hurts.
Your left arm hurts.
Your right arm hurts.
Your right leg hurts.
Your left leg hurts.
The sudden rush of air knocks you over!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You are sucked away by airflow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
The comfy chair slams into a watertank!
The chair slams into a fire extinguisher!
The watertank slams into Erwin Rommel!
The chair slams into Glass Airlock!
You are sucked away by airflow!
The comfy chair slams into Paper Bin!
The chair slams into a table!
The watertank slams into Erwin Rommel!
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
John Mullins slams into Paper Bin!
The comfy chair slams into a chair!
The chair slams into a watertank!
*---------*
This is Erwin Rommel!
He is wearing a blood-stained scientist's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a scientist's labcoat.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has a science goggles covering his eyes.
He has has a science radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing PDA-Erwin Rommel (Plasma Researcher).
*---------*
You looks on Erwin Rommel
The chair slams into Glass Airlock!
You are sucked away by airflow!
The comfy chair slams into a reinforced window!
The chair slams into a reinforced window!
The chair slams into a table!
The watertank slams into Erwin Rommel!
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
John Mullins slams into a comfy chair!
The comfy chair slams into a shard!
The chair slams into Glass Airlock!
The comfy chair slams into Glass Airlock!
You are sucked away by airflow!
The comfy chair slams into a reinforced window!
The chair slams into a reinforced window!
The chair slams into a table!
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
John Mullins slams into Glass Airlock!
Something feels like it shattered in your head!
Your face has become disfigured.
OOC Warning:
Your flavor text is likely out of date! Change
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You are sucked away by airflow!
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You are sucked away by airflow!
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Unknown as (John Mullins) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
You are sucked away by airflow!
3. Обычный день листопоклонника. Собираюсь освещать станцию. Приготовил емкость, нашел перчатки и собирался идти за противогазом. Выхожу из медбея. Erwin Rommel мешает две колбы. Взрыв. Убиваюсь взрывом и последующей разгермой.
Жопа пригорела, станция не освящена, корнепоклонник-мудак убил себя и меня, не понимая, что смешивает. Или понимая, так как стоял в дверях, пока я не подошел. За смешивание калия с водой у себя в руках, реквестирую этому хую жобан на химиков.
2.
Спойлер
The solution begins to bubble.
The solution violently explodes.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your head hurts.
Your left arm hurts.
Your right arm hurts.
Your right leg hurts.
Your left leg hurts.
The sudden rush of air knocks you over!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You are sucked away by airflow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
The comfy chair slams into a watertank!
The chair slams into a fire extinguisher!
The watertank slams into Erwin Rommel!
The chair slams into Glass Airlock!
You are sucked away by airflow!
The comfy chair slams into Paper Bin!
The chair slams into a table!
The watertank slams into Erwin Rommel!
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
John Mullins slams into Paper Bin!
The comfy chair slams into a chair!
The chair slams into a watertank!
*---------*
This is Erwin Rommel!
He is wearing a blood-stained scientist's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a scientist's labcoat.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has a science goggles covering his eyes.
He has has a science radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing PDA-Erwin Rommel (Plasma Researcher).
*---------*
You looks on Erwin Rommel
The chair slams into Glass Airlock!
You are sucked away by airflow!
The comfy chair slams into a reinforced window!
The chair slams into a reinforced window!
The chair slams into a table!
The watertank slams into Erwin Rommel!
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
John Mullins slams into a comfy chair!
The comfy chair slams into a shard!
The chair slams into Glass Airlock!
The comfy chair slams into Glass Airlock!
You are sucked away by airflow!
The comfy chair slams into a reinforced window!
The chair slams into a reinforced window!
The chair slams into a table!
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
John Mullins slams into Glass Airlock!
Something feels like it shattered in your head!
Your face has become disfigured.
OOC Warning:
Your flavor text is likely out of date! Change
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You are sucked away by airflow!
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You are sucked away by airflow!
Your head hurts badly.
Your chest hurts badly.
Your groin hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Unknown as (John Mullins) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
You are sucked away by airflow!

3. Обычный день листопоклонника. Собираюсь освещать станцию. Приготовил емкость, нашел перчатки и собирался идти за противогазом. Выхожу из медбея. Erwin Rommel мешает две колбы. Взрыв. Убиваюсь взрывом и последующей разгермой.
Жопа пригорела, станция не освящена, корнепоклонник-мудак убил себя и меня, не понимая, что смешивает. Или понимая, так как стоял в дверях, пока я не подошел. За смешивание калия с водой у себя в руках, реквестирую этому хую жобан на химиков.
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Трехликий следит за вами. Лоза\Корень\Лист? Да хоть картошка, мать его.
Только одно не дает мне устраивать различные говноивенты из подножного корма каждую смену...
Только одно не дает мне устраивать различные говноивенты из подножного корма каждую смену...

