[БНУ ХИМ] Охуевший офицер

1. Button\Eumara31

2. Macy Welty fires the hybrid taser!
Your armor softens the blow!
Button is hit by an electrode in the head!
Button заикается, "З-З-З-ЗА Ч-Ч-Ч-ЧТО. "
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the left leg with the stunbaton!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Button has disarmed Macy Welty!
Button attempted to disarm Macy Welty!
Macy Welty has beaten Button in the head with the stunbaton!
Your armor softens the blow!
Button has pushed Macy Welty!
You fire the hybrid taser!
Macy Welty is hit by an electrode in the chest!
You fire the hybrid taser!
Button has beaten Macy Welty in the head with the stunbaton!
Button has beaten Macy Welty in the head with the stunbaton!
Button has beaten Macy Welty in the head with the stunbaton!
Button has beaten Macy Welty in the head with the stunbaton!
Button has beaten Macy Welty in the left arm with the stunbaton!
Button has beaten Macy Welty in the head with the stunbaton!
Button has bashed Macy Welty in the head with the hybrid taser!
Max Sidr fires the hybrid taser!
Button has beaten Macy Welty in the head with the stunbaton!
[Common] Pequod констатирует, "Joshua Mingle has signed up as Assistant."
Button has beaten Macy Welty in the head with the stunbaton!
Button has bashed Macy Welty in the head with the hybrid taser!
Button has struck Macy Welty in the right arm with the hybrid taser!
Button has bashed Macy Welty in the head with the hybrid taser!
Max Sidr fires the hybrid taser!

3. Так вот. Начал смену клоуном, решил стать гладиатором. Одел броню, сандали, все вроде бы ок. Шастаю по техам, выхожу к карго, креплю плакат. Смотрю на офицерика который бегает с батоном и тазером. Вдруг, он стреляет из тазера и начинает забивать ВЫКЛЮЧЕННОЙ дубинкой. Ну, я потом встаю, дизармлю, начинаю лупить. Ну меня потом откачали, но это же пиздец, нисчего. Вот стоял клоун, стоял, и его пиздить начали. Все хорошо хуево, господа.

К слову, это уже не первый случай, варден - трап так делал, и роботик с РД, но их имена я уже не помню.

Ritter (03 August 2016 - 11:26) писал: писал:

Что пошло не так, казалось бы.

Ну а мне что, в жопу ему давать? да, я же банхим пишу

I must kill all the demCLOWNS

Eumara31 (03 August 2016 - 11:27) писал: писал:

Ну а мне что, в жопу ему давать? да, я же банхим пишу

Это мое пиздоглазие.
Я думал, ты его отпиздил, соснул и побежал ныть.