Смешные и глупые цитаты SS13

Evolet (20 May 2016 - 21:08) писал: писал:

Йаррр!

Пиратское прошлое intensifies

Bertrand Francois says, "Оу."
Alek Noystern says, "У."
Bertrand Francois handed the grey cap to Alek Noystern.
Bertrand Francois asks, "Примерите?"
Alek Noystern says, "Ну, почему бы и нет."
Bertrand Francois says, "Угу."
Bertrand Francois улыбнулся.
Alek Noystern says, "Мне не пойдет."
Bertrand Francois says, "Вам идет."
Alek Noystern says, "Мда."
Alek Noystern says, "Странные у тебя шутки."
Bertrand Francois says, "Хех."
Bertrand Francois has thrown the cryostasis dildo.
Bertrand Francois says, "Вот ваш младший братик."
Alek Noystern asks, "А как это снять?"
Bertrand Francois says, "Нашел его пьяным в техах."
Bertrand Francois says, "НИКАК,"

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Бросок синдигранаты, разрыв.

Ezekiel Goddard has been hit by the left arm.
Ezekiel Goddard has been hit by the metal.
Ezekiel Goddard has been hit by the shard. the metal rod embeds itself in your right leg!
Ezekiel Goddard has been hit by the metal rod.
Ezekiel Goddard has been hit by the supply radio headset.
Ezekiel Goddard has been hit by the black shoes.
Ezekiel Goddard has been hit by the left arm.
Ezekiel Goddard says, "ПЕТР, Я НЕ ЧУВСТВУЮ НОГ"
Pyotr Woodrow says, "А У ТЕБЯ ИХ И НЕТ

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The traitors were:
Efirius was Efir Cano the Security Officer and survived (used 17 TC)  
Objective #1: Assassinate Carlyle Woolery, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Maknus was Carlyle Woolery the Scientist and died (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Keziah Duncan, the Chaplain. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Hitmanbw was Keziah Duncan the Chaplain and survived (used 19 TC)   
Objective #1: Assassinate Pyotr Woodrow, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Immaspaceninja was Pyotr Woodrow the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Kibe Killer, the Librarian. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Inaf was Kibe Killer the Librarian and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Tim Sanders, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ZebbRoSS was Tim Sanders the Shaft Miner and died (used 20 TC)    
Objective #1: Assassinate Kane Meyers, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

XXSWAGNEMITE_YOLO420Xx was Kane Meyers the Scientist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Vinny Fitzgerald, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Scaredok was Vinny Fitzgerald the Geneticist and died (used 20 TC)   
Objective #1: Assassinate Terry Tiger, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

NoobSa1bot was Terry Tiger the Assistant and survived (used 20 TC)    
Objective #1: Assassinate Lucas Stough, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Ben_MacMooh was Lucas Stough the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Invisible Man, the Mime. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Disar4ik was Invisible Man the Mime and survived (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Efir Cano, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

EnoughConcrete (03 June 2016 - 08:54) писал: писал:

EnoughConcrete (03 June 2016 - 08:54) писал: писал:

А в чем смешняшка?

immaspaceninja (03 June 2016 - 18:59) писал: писал:

А в чем смешняшка?

Присмотрись к целям.

EnoughConcrete (03 June 2016 - 20:40) писал: писал:

Присмотрись к целям.

То, что каждому надо выпилить другого? Это называется "двойной агент", отдельный подрежим тритора. Обычное дело.

EnoughConcrete (03 June 2016 - 20:40) писал: писал:

Смешняшки от Поли давно не смешно

Khargal (06 June 2016 - 02:18) писал: писал:

Смешняшки от Поли давно не смешно

[Engineering] Poly says, "Пососи писос."

[Common] Jasper Doot yells, "ПОШЛИ НАБЕГАТЬ НА БРИГ!!!"
[Common] Jasper Doot yells, "ПИЗДИ КРАСНОЖОПОГО!!"
[Common] Jasper Doot stammers, "ПОМОГИТЕ СБ УБИВАЕТ!!!"

Как развести на мемес:

[Common] Pyotr Woodrow asks, "Ну что? Споет мне кто песню про создателя вечеринок?"

[Common] Riley Lucy asks, "шейкер пати мейкер?"

эх(

Заходишь ты такой в кабинет СЕ за магбутсами или чертежами.
А тут

Цитата

[05:21:12]SAY: Poly/ : Пошел нахуй отсюда

[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Sha-Do Ling has signed up as Janitor"
[Engineering] Poly says, "Забавный парень."