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[Ban Them] Клоуны

Автор: CRTS · 14.10.2015, 18:17 · 27 сообщений

щиткурити клоуны

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CRTS#1
1. Damian Brooks/CRTS
2.
СпойлерWilliam Shakespeare says, "Стоять"
Damian Brooks asks, "А?"
A red light on the abandoned crate's control panel flashes briefly.
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have approximately 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.

A red light on the abandoned crate's control panel flashes briefly.
William Shakespeare says, "Вы арестованы"
Fitz Bennett puts Robotics labcoat into the leather satchel.
William Shakespeare has grabbed Damian Brooks passively!
Damian Brooks asks, "Почему?"
William Shakespeare has grabbed Damian Brooks aggressively (now hands)!
Your industrial hardsuit chestpiece deploys swiftly.
Bennett Davies says, "О"
A red light on the abandoned crate's control panel flashes briefly.
William Shakespeare has reinforced his grip on Damian Brooks (now neck)!
Bennett Davies says, "Это же"
A red light on the abandoned crate's control panel flashes briefly.
Fitz Bennett says, "Ну давай."
A red light on the abandoned crate's control panel flashes briefly.
A red light on the abandoned crate's control panel flashes briefly.
[Common] Urist Crossraiser asks, "Brehroraheh rah gra gra go brehb?"
Urist Crossraiser talks into the engineering radio headset
[Common] Alf Winter says, "Брбрббрбр нахуй."
Damian Brooks asks, "Да что происходит?"
Bennett Davies says, "Господи"
Bennett Davies shouts, "Лежать мудак!"
Bennett Davies has grabbed Damian Brooks passively!
Bennett Davies has grabbed Damian Brooks aggressively (now hands)!
Bennett Davies has grabbed Damian Brooks passively!
Damian Brooks yells, "Помогите!"
Bennett Davies has grabbed Damian Brooks aggressively (now hands)!
OOC: CRTS: лолблять
Bennett Davies puts the handcuffs into the security belt.
Bennett Davies has reinforced his grip on Damian Brooks (now neck)!
William Shakespeare starts to tighten his grip on Damian Brooks's neck!
OOC: CRTS: В голос
OOC: Unlucky_Ghost: М?
Bennett Davies fires the taser gun!
Damian Brooks is hit by the stun beam in the chest!
You have been hit by the stun beam!
Bennett Davies fires the taser gun!
Damian Brooks is hit by the stun beam in the chest!
You have been hit by the stun beam!
Bennett Davies fires the taser gun!
Damian Brooks is hit by the stun beam in the chest!
You have been hit by the stun beam!
William Shakespeare attempted to disarm Damian Brooks!
Bennett Davies fires the taser gun!
Damian Brooks is hit by the stun beam in the chest!
You have been hit by the stun beam!
William Shakespeare attempted to disarm Damian Brooks!
Fitz Bennett says, "Воу."
Santiago Feufer says, "Приехали в столицу подозрительные лица, хотят суки гулять и веселится"
Your armor softens the blow!
William Shakespeare has pushed Damian Brooks!
Bennett Davies puts the taser gun into the security belt.
William Shakespeare attempted to disarm Damian Brooks!
Fitz Bennett yells, "Убийца!"
William Shakespeare has disarmed Damian Brooks!
Damian Brooks exclaims, "Аааа!"
Bennett Davies is trying to take off PDA-Damian Brooks (Shaft Miner) from Damian Brooks's uniform!
Your armor softens the blow!
William Shakespeare has pushed Damian Brooks!
Bennett Davies fails to take off an industrial hardsuit chestpiece from Damian Brooks's body!
Your armor softens the blow!
William Shakespeare has pushed Damian Brooks!
Your armor softens the blow!
William Shakespeare has pushed Damian Brooks!
William Shakespeare has disarmed Damian Brooks!
Fitz Bennett unbuckled themselves!
[Common] Kadji Heel says, "Стр-ррранные все."
Kadji Heel talks into the engineering radio headset
You hug William Shakespeare to make him feel better!
William Shakespeare has disarmed Unknown!
Kadji Heel unbuckled themselves!
William Shakespeare has disarmed Unknown!
William Shakespeare has pushed Unknown!
William Shakespeare has disarmed Unknown!
Nigel Thornberry asks, "Вы что делаете?"
William Shakespeare has grabbed Unknown passively!
Bennett Davies fails to take off an industrial suit control module from Unknown's back!
Bennett Davies fails to take off an industrial hardsuit chestpiece from Unknown's body!
Robert Reed is buckled to the chair by Elwood Timber!
William Shakespeare has grabbed Unknown aggressively (now hands)!
Unknown attempted to disarm William Shakespeare!
Santiago Feufer has broken William Shakespeare's grip on Unknown!
Unknown attempted to disarm William Shakespeare!
Santiago Feufer attempted to disarm William Shakespeare!
Bennett Davies fails to take off an industrial hardsuit chestpiece from Unknown's body!
Santiago Feufer has disarmed William Shakespeare!
[Common] Fitz Bennett says, "СБ убили посона. И ограбили его."
Fitz Bennett talks into the radio headset
Fitz Bennett says, "СБ убили посона. И ограбили его."
Elwood Timber's shotgun goes off during struggle!
Fitz Bennett buckles themselves to the chair.
Elwood Timber's shotgun goes off during struggle!
Elwood Timber inserts a beanbag shell into the shotgun.
Kadji Heel buckles themselves to the chair.
Elwood Timber's shotgun goes off during struggle!
Damian Brooks has been bashed in the chest with riot shield by Bennett Davies!
Your armor has protected your chest.
Alf Winter says, "Блядь, заебали."
Santiago Feufer attempted to disarm Elwood Timber!
William Shakespeare fires the Colt M1911  point blank at Damian Brooks!
Damian Brooks is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
Your armor softens the blow!
Alf Winter says, "Сядьте."
Damian Brooks has been shoved in the chest with riot shield by Bennett Davies!
Your armor has protected your chest.
Santiago Feufer fires the shotgun!
Your head hurts.
William Shakespeare fires the Colt M1911  point blank at Damian Brooks!
Damian Brooks is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
Your armor softens the blow!
Damian Brooks has disarmed William Shakespeare!
William Shakespeare attempted to strike Damian Brooks, but missed!
You're in too much pain to keep going...
Damian Brooks slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
...You almost hear someone talking...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You're in too much pain to keep going...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your head hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: CRTS: В голосину
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: CRTS: От этого
You really need some painkillers!
OOC: CRTS: Щиткурити
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: CRTS: С вайта
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Kadji Heel unbuckled themselves!
LOOC: Fitz Bennett: сосать)000
Elwood Timber fires the NT Mk58!
Elwood Timber fires the NT Mk58!
Cracks begin to appear in the shuttle window!
William Shakespeare fires the Colt M1911!
Damian Brooks is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
Your armor softens the blow!
The wound on your head widens with a nasty ripping noise.
Kadji Heel has thrown the first-aid kit.
You're in too much pain to keep going...
Damian Brooks slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
...You almost hear someone talking...
Elwood Timber buckles themselves to the chair.
You knock on the shuttle window.
Elwood Timber fires the NT Mk58!
Santiago Feufer is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
The wound on Santiago Feufer's head widens with a nasty ripping noise.
[Common] Urist Crossraiser asks, "Детектви! Чего шахётра-то ебёшь?"
Urist Crossraiser talks into the engineering radio headset
Elwood Timber fires the NT Mk58!
Santiago Feufer is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
The wound on Santiago Feufer's head widens with a nasty ripping noise.
Bennett Davies buckles themselves to the chair.
Santiago Feufer slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Kadji Heel buckles themselves to the chair.
Elwood Timber fires the NT Mk58!
Santiago Feufer is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
Your head hurts.
Santiago Feufer slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Elwood Timber fires the NT Mk58!
Santiago Feufer is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
Elwood Timber fires the NT Mk58!
Santiago Feufer is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Santiago Feufer.
Santiago Feufer screams!
Santiago Feufer slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Elwood Timber fires the NT Mk58!
Santiago Feufer is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
Santiago Feufer screams!
You hear a sickening cracking sound coming from Santiago Feufer's face.
Santiago Feufer slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
*click click*
Damian Brooks has disarmed William Shakespeare!
Bennett Davies unbuckled themselves!
Elwood Timber fires the NT Mk58!
Unknown (as Santiago Feufer) is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
Unknown (as Santiago Feufer) screams!
The wound on Unknown (as Santiago Feufer)'s head widens with a nasty ripping noise.
Damian Brooks is having trouble keeping their eyes open.
Elwood Timber is having trouble keeping their eyes open.
Unknown (as Santiago Feufer) slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
*click click*
*click*
The shotgun is not ready to fire again!
*click click*
Bennett Davies fires the W-T 550 Saber!
Damian Brooks is hit by the rubber bullet in the chest!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
*click click*
Bennett Davies fires the W-T 550 Saber!
Damian Brooks is hit by the rubber bullet in the chest!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Bennett Davies fires the W-T 550 Saber!
Bennett Davies fires the W-T 550 Saber!
*click*
Elwood Timber removes the magazine (.45 rubber) from the NT Mk58.
Damian Brooks is hit by the rubber bullet in the chest!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Bennett Davies fires the W-T 550 Saber!
William Shakespeare fires the Colt M1911!
The shotgun is not ready to fire again!
Damian Brooks is hit by the rubber bullet in the chest!
Damian Brooks is hit by the rubber bullet in the head!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Bennett Davies fires the W-T 550 Saber!
Damian Brooks is hit by the rubber bullet in the chest!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
You're in too much pain to keep going...
Damian Brooks slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your chest hurts.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Something is there but you can't see it.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
BANG
...You almost hear someone talking...
Please, just end the pain!
...You almost hear someone talking...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Elwood Timber stutters, "СЛАВА НАНАТРАЗЕН"
OOC: CRTS: в голос
Nigel Thornberry checks Unknown (as Santiago Feufer)'s pulse.
Fitz Bennett says, "Надежный шлем."
Unknown smashed his fist into William Shakespeare's chest!
William Shakespeare falls down to the ground!
Elwood Timber stammers, "Капитану слава"
Fitz Bennett says, "Пизди их."
You fire the shotgun!
William Shakespeare is hit by the beanbag in the chest!
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.

The floor lurches beneath you!
Urist Crossraiser shakes Kadji Heel trying to wake him up!
Alf Winter unbuckled themselves!
Robert Reed unbuckled themselves!
Elwood Timber unbuckled themselves!
Bennett Davies fires the W-T 550 Saber!
Unknown is hit by the rubber bullet in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Bennett Davies fires the W-T 550 Saber!
Cracks begin to appear in the shuttle window!
Nigel Thornberry is trying to take off a collectable xenomorph helmet! from Unknown (as Santiago Feufer)'s head!
You're in too much pain to keep going...
Unknown slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: MasterDares: лел
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your chest hurts.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You're in too much pain to keep going...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: MasterDares: каесик на де_шаттле
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You're in too much pain to keep going...
OOC: CRTS: блять
OOC: CRTS: вот же долбоебы
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your chest hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Unknown (as Alf Winter) slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
OOC: Leonido33: Щиткурити - гниль игры
Unknown (as Alf Winter) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Alf Winter) screams!
Unknown (as Alf Winter) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Bennett Davies fires the shotgun!
Nigel Thornberry yells, "ПРЕКРАТИТЕ!"
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Unknown (as Alf Winter).
Unknown (as Alf Winter) screams!
Unknown (as Alf Winter) slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Unknown (as Alf Winter) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Alf Winter) screams!
Unknown (as Alf Winter) screams!
Cracks begin to appear in the shuttle window!
OOC: Mark Thompson: Well....
Unknown (as Alf Winter) slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Unknown (as Santiago Feufer) gasps!
Elwood Timber's taser gun goes off during struggle!
Elwood Timber fires the taser gun!
Unknown is hit by the stun beam in the head!
You have been hit by the stun beam!
Unknown has been prodded in the head with the stunbaton by Elwood Timber. Luckily it was off.
OOC: Leonido33: Как и педали
Robert Reed buckles themselves to the chair.
Elwood Timber misses Unknown with the stunbaton!
Your whole body is going numb!
Nigel Thornberry has disarmed Elwood Timber!
Elwood Timber hugs Nigel Thornberry to make him feel better!
Nigel Thornberry misses Elwood Timber with the stunbaton!
Elwood Timber has been prodded in the chest with the stunbaton by Nigel Thornberry. Luckily it was off.
Bennett Davies fires the shotgun!
Kadji Heel attempts to force Unknown (as Santiago Feufer) to swallow Dexalin pill.
Elwood Timber has been prodded in the chest with the stunbaton by Nigel Thornberry. Luckily it was off.
William Shakespeare cleans a deep ripped cut on William Shakespeare's chest and seals edges with bioglue.
William Shakespeare places a medicine patch over a tiny bruise on William Shakespeare's chest.
Nigel Thornberry is hit by the beanbag in the chest!
OOC: Fox231: Весь раунд в одних лишь долбоебах.
Elwood Timber has been prodded in the chest with the stunbaton by Nigel Thornberry. Luckily it was off.
OOC: Yowojin: лол нахуй де_шатлл )))))))))
The chair has been hit by Nigel Thornberry with the stunbaton.
Unknown (as Santiago Feufer) gasps!
Kadji Heel forces Unknown (as Santiago Feufer) to swallow Dexalin pill.
Elwood Timber fires the taser gun!
Nigel Thornberry is hit by the stun beam in the head!
Nigel Thornberry has thrown the stunbaton.
Nigel Thornberry slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Bennett Davies fires the shotgun  point blank at Nigel Thornberry!
Nigel Thornberry is hit by the beanbag in the chest!
Nigel Thornberry slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Kadji Heel attempts to force Unknown (as Santiago Feufer) to swallow Anti-toxins pill.
Central Command Update



Biohazard Alert


Harmful fungi detected on station. Station structures may be contaminated.


Robert Reed says, "Черт... Как больно..."
Kadji Heel forces Unknown (as Santiago Feufer) to swallow Anti-toxins pill.
Nigel Thornberry has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Nigel Thornberry screams!
Kadji Heel has analyzed Robert Reed's vitals.
Bennett Davies stomped down hard on Nigel Thornberry's chest!
Nigel Thornberry has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Nigel Thornberry screams!
Nigel Thornberry slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Nigel Thornberry has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Nigel Thornberry has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Nigel Thornberry slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Nigel Thornberry has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Nigel Thornberry screams!
LOOC: Fitz Bennett: лел
Nigel Thornberry has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
You hear a sickening cracking sound coming from Nigel Thornberry's face.
Kadji Heel has analyzed Unknown (as Alf Winter)'s vitals.
William Shakespeare is having trouble keeping their eyes open.
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Nigel Thornberry.
Nigel Thornberry screams!
Nigel Thornberry slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Nigel Thornberry gasps!
Nigel Thornberry has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Nigel Thornberry screams!
Nigel Thornberry has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Nigel Thornberry screams!
Your chest hurts badly.
Nigel Thornberry slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
*---------*
This is Unknown!
They are wearing   an industrial hardsuit helmet on their head.
They are wearing   an industrial hardsuit chestpiece.
They have   an industrial suit control module on their back.
They have   some industrial hardsuit gauntlets on their hands.
They are wearing   some industrial hardsuit boots on their feet.
They have a tiny bruise on their head.

*---------*
*click click*
LOOC: Fitz Bennett: запиздили посона
Urist Crossraiser unbuckled themselves!
Elwood Timber puts the taser gun into the security belt.
LOOC: Fitz Bennett: вот уебки
Elwood Timber has thrown the flashbang.
The shuttle window was hit by the flashbang.
Santiago Feufer(as Santiago Feufer) stutters, "Уххх"
Robert Reed is having trouble keeping their eyes open.
Urist Crossraiser has analyzed Unknown (as Santiago Feufer)'s vitals.
Elwood Timber puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
BANG
Your whole body is going numb!
Santiago Feufer(as Santiago Feufer) stutters, "Блядь уебался"
OOC: CRTS: блять
The pain is excruciating!
Kadji Heel shakes Bennett Davies trying to wake him up!
Kadji Heel shakes Bennett Davies trying to wake him up!
You are now resting
You are now getting up
William Shakespeare inserts the magazine (.45 rubber) into the Colt M1911.
Kadji Heel is trying to take off an engineering voidsuit helmet from Nigel Thornberry's head!
William Shakespeare removes the magazine (.45 rubber) from the Colt M1911.
Unknown (as Alf Winter) gasps!
William Shakespeare inserts the magazine (.45 rubber) into the Colt M1911.
Kadji Heel is trying perform CPR on Unknown (as Alf Winter)!
OOC: MasterDares: пропиши тактическую жобку сб))00
Damian Brooks(as Unknown) stammers, "Эх..."
Your whole body is going numb!
Damian Brooks(as Unknown) stammers, "Помогите"
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) screams!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) gasps!
OOC: Mark Thompson: Это ли не вчерашние вайтовские щиткурионы с флэшбэнгами?
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry)'s wounds worsen terribly from being dragged!
OOC: Rudik: )0))0
Kadji Heel places bandages over a huge bruise and a deep ripped cut on Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry)'s head.
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) screams!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
OOC: CRTS: Они это
Unknown (as Alf Winter) gasps!
You feel a sharp pain in your chest
Unknown (as Alf Winter) gasps!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
The wound on Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry)'s chest widens with a nasty ripping noise.
Damian Brooks(as Unknown) stammers, "Аа..."
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Kadji Heel is trying perform CPR on Unknown (as Alf Winter)!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
OOC: Mark Thompson: Пиздос.
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Kadji Heel performs CPR on Unknown (as Alf Winter)!
Urist Crossraiser has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Urist Crossraiser screams!
Urist Crossraiser has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Urist Crossraiser screams!
Your chest hurts.
Urist Crossraiser slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
*---------*
This is   Elwood Timber!
He is wearing   a security beret on his head.
He is wearing   a blood-stained Riot Suit!
He is carrying   a NT Mk58 on his Riot Suit.
He has   a blood-stained the security backpack on his back.
He is holding   a blood-stained stunbaton in his left hand!
He is holding   a pepperspray in his right hand.
He has blood-stained hands!
He has   a blood-stained security belt about his waist!
He is wearing   some blood-stained jackboots on his feet!
He has   a breath mask on his face.
He has   a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has   a security radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   PDA-Elwood Timber (Security Officer).

*---------*
Bennett Davies says, "СБ"
Urist Crossraiser has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Urist Crossraiser screams!
Bennett Davies says, "ХВАТИПТ"
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Urist Crossraiser slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Kadji Heel attempted to disarm Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Kadji Heel attempted to disarm Elwood Timber!
Unknown (as Nigel Thornberry) has been beaten in the head with stunbaton by Elwood Timber!
Bennett Davies fires the NT Mk58!
Elwood Timber is hit by the rubber bullet in the chest!
Kadji Heel attempted to disarm Elwood Timber!
Bennett Davies fires the NT Mk58!
Elwood Timber is hit by the rubber bullet in the chest!
The wound on Elwood Timber's chest widens with a nasty ripping noise.
Kadji Heel attempted to disarm Elwood Timber!
Bennett Davies fires the NT Mk58!
Elwood Timber is hit by the rubber bullet in the chest!
Elwood Timber slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
OOC: Swatogor: ЧТо за..
Bennett Davies fires the NT Mk58!
Elwood Timber is hit by the rubber bullet in the chest!
The wound on Elwood Timber's chest widens with a nasty ripping noise.
William Shakespeare buckles themselves to the chair.
Elwood Timber slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Unknown (as Alf Winter) gasps!
Damian Brooks(as Unknown) stammers, "Помогите..."
You feel a sharp pain in your chest
Kadji Heel places a bandage over a huge bruise on Unknown (as Alf Winter)'s chest.
Kadji Heel places a bandaid over a small scab on Unknown (as Alf Winter)'s chest.
Bennett Davies puts the NT Mk58 into the security belt.
Kadji Heel places bandages over an ugly deep ripped cut and a huge bruise on Unknown (as Alf Winter)'s head.
Kadji Heel places a bruise patch over a tiny bruise on Unknown (as Alf Winter)'s head.
Kadji Heel places a bandaid over a small scab on Unknown (as Alf Winter)'s head.
OOC: Mark Thompson: Запрашиваю мало того, что джобку
Bennett Davies has thrown the stunbaton.
Urist Crossraiser has been hit in the chest by the stunbaton.
Unknown has pushed Elwood Timber!
Kadji Heel has grabbed Elwood Timber passively!
Unknown has disarmed Elwood Timber!
Kadji Heel has grabbed Elwood Timber aggressively (now hands)!
Unknown (as Santiago Feufer) can no longer stand, collapsing!


3. Иду себе спокойно в отбытие, отбившись от бипски, который решил анально изнасиловать меня. Там стоит три клоуна-щиткуриона, дефектив и два офицера в шлемах и броне и, видимо, полным инвентарем оружия.При зеленой-то тревоге, ага. Подходит ко мне дефектив и говорит, что я арестован. Я, не двигаясь с месте и не сопротивляясь, спрашиваю у них, мол, а за что. Дефектив грабает меня и пол минуты пытается одеть наручники, что у него не получается. К нему подходит на помощь офицер и тоже грабает меня, пытаясь одеть наручники. Через пол минуты попыток одеть на меня наручники эти умолишенные забивают на это хуй и тащат на шаттл. Дальше начинается настоящий цирк. Один офицер достает тазер и стреляет в меня. Дефектив подходит и пытается снять с меня РИГ, но у него это нихуя не получается. Я, прихуев от такого поворота событий начинаю ковылять от них в сторону, после чего получают резиновой пулей под зад от дефектива. Дефектив тащит меня в помещения для СБ, я просыпаюсь и сопротивляюсь его попыткам отыметь меня там, второй офицер достает дробовик и стреляет во все стороны. Тут, третий офицер-аутист просыпается и начинает ебать хармбатоном первого встречного. Я начинаю дизармить долбоебов жопой, перестрелка разгорается, третий аутист добивает второго прохожего... A round of wizard has ended!

Зовут этих клоунов William Shakespeare, Bennett Davies и Elwood Timber.
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Rudik#2
Господи, врёт как дышит... После того как тебя начали паковать на шаттле, ты встал и взялся за ружье чтоб вынести мозги СБ, разве не так? Ах да, Elwood и в правду щиткурион. У меня всё.
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Ну что тут можно сказать. Как вижу по логам, ты не один, кто хочет джобки щиткуритронов. Думаю так и сделаем. А вот первый ещё и в бан полетит. Говорили ему имя сменить. Не сменил. А то у нас тут поэты воюют.

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Господи, врёт как дышит... После того как тебя начали паковать на шаттле, ты встал и взялся за ружье чтоб вынести мозги СБ, разве не так? Ах да, Elwood и в правду щиткурион. У меня всё.
То есть ты утверждаешь, что было по другому?
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Элвуд и правда клоун, арестовал инженера, который чинил отсек в медбее, якобы проникновение. Потом допрашивал его, пока материя понемногу проебывалась.
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Ну что тут можно сказать. Как вижу по логам, ты не один, кто хочет джобки щиткуритронов. Думаю так и сделаем. А вот первый ещё и в бан полетит. Говорили ему имя сменить. Не сменил. А то у нас тут поэты воюют.


То есть ты утверждаешь, что было по другому?
Вообще-то, капитан давал давно приказ арестовать этого парня, если бы не этот костюм который мы ебались снять с детективом, но нет, прибежали ассистенты которые начали нас пиздить, и началась заварушка.
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Вообще-то, капитан давал давно приказ арестовать этого парня, если бы не этот костюм который мы ебались снять с детективом, но нет, прибежали ассистенты которые начали нас пиздить, и началась заварушка.
Капитаном был Энджел Сидовер. А ОП был шахтёром, так?
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Да
Тогда да, действительно приказал. Тебя не трогаю. Остались только двое. Уильям Шекспир даже если не в джобку, но в бан полетит точно. А кроме ОПа на Элвуда ещё и Терти жаловался выше.
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Господи, врёт как дышит... После того как тебя начали паковать на шаттле, ты встал и взялся за ружье чтоб вынести мозги СБ, разве не так? Ах да, Elwood и в правду щиткурион. У меня всё.
Я не отрицаю того факта, что начал вас дизармить и все последующие за этим события, ибо то, что вы творили, как СБ, годится для вайта. Никаких процедур задержания, я даже не сопротивлялся вам в начала. Вы не смогли надеть на меня наручники, вы не предъявили мне обвинений, вы просто потащили меня на шаттл, после чего у кого-то из вас щелкнула единственная извилина в мозгу и вы начали пальбу.
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А, так это не про вайт! Я то думаю, хуле синепедали "разбираются".
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А, так это не про вайт! Я то думаю, хуле синепедали "разбираются".
На Блю сейчас временами пиздец похуже Вайта творится.
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Я не отрицаю того факта, что начал вас дизармить и все последующие за этим события, ибо то, что вы творили, как СБ, годится для вайта. Никаких процедур задержания, я даже не сопротивлялся вам в начала. Вы не смогли надеть на меня наручники, вы не предъявили мне обвинений, вы просто потащили меня на шаттл, после чего у кого-то из вас щелкнула единственная извилина в мозгу и вы начали пальбу.
Тебе еще ХоП обвинения предъявлял, и сообщено тебе было несколько раз о том, что ты нарушаешь закон.
Хотя СБ избивающий инженера - щиткурити, но шахтер который "Я работаю только за ящик алкоголя" и "я не боюсь СБ" - тоже уровнем не особо выше вайта, не находишь? Так, просто заметка.
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На Блю сейчас временами пиздец похуже Вайта творится.
Пидоропараша теперь имя его.
Звание самого хуевого сервера перешло к вам.
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Пидоропараша теперь имя его.
Звание самого хуевого сервера перешло к вам.
Как бы обидно не звучали твои слова, ты прав. Когда на пятой(!) минуте раунда уже проебаны материя и химия - это финиш.
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Как бы обидно не звучали твои слова, ты прав. Когда на пятой(!) минуте раунда уже проебаны материя и химия - это финиш.
Но ты же продолжаешь жрать это дерьмо. Хватит ныть и держи ложку крепче.
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Но ты же продолжаешь жрать это дерьмо. Хватит ныть и держи ложку крепче.
Потому что это лучший вариант из всех рустанций, очевидно же.
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Потому что это лучший вариант из всех рустанций, очевидно же.
Так значит твой лучший вариант - это есть говно?
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Так значит твой лучший вариант - это есть говно?
Да, да. А теперь можешь поехидничать.
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Да, да. А теперь можешь поехидничать.
Просто констатация факта. А ведь можно пытаться сделать свое любимое место лучше.
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Да, да. А теперь можешь поехидничать.
Он к тому, что ты сам можешь зайти за инжов или химиков и не дать чему либо проебаться, а не ныть тут как все фигово.
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Он к тому, что ты сам можешь зайти за инжов или химиков и не дать чему либо проебаться, а не ныть тут как все фигово.
Чем я и занимаюсь. Надоело уже инженегрить.
А чистить станцию методом Фауля я не собираюсь.
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Однако это работает. И вообще я не о чистке станции.
Enlighten me then.
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