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[BAN HIM] Гриф + ЕРП

Автор: Valtos · 09.03.2015, 07:39 · 18 сообщений

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1. Deny Trap - valtosin

2. Скрытый текст Цитата Elsa Hizenberg [145.9] says, "НАПАЛИ" Elsa Hizenberg [145.9] says, "МОСТИК" Core control computer [145.9] states, "CORE OVERLOAD" Elsa Hizenberg [145.9] says, "ЮРИСТ МАГМА" Locked In. You fire the energy gun! Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! Deny Trap is hit by the electrode in the chest! The electrode gets reflected by Deny Trap's Ablative Armor Vest! Elsa Hizenberg is hit by the electrode in the chest! You fire the energy gun! Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! You fire the energy gun! Deny Trap is hit by the electrode in the chest! The electrode gets reflected by Deny Trap's Ablative Armor Vest! You fire the energy gun! You fire the energy gun! Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! Deny Trap is hit by the electrode in the head! Urist Helmet puts the energy gun into the backpack. Elsa Hizenberg stammers, "к-к-капитан..." Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! Deny Trap is hit by the electrode in the head! Urist Helmet puts the energy gun into the backpack. Deny Trap stutters, "А-А-Ага" Urist Helmet is trying to put some handcuffs on Deny Trap Elsa Hizenberg is buckled in to the chair by Urist Helmet! Elsa Hizenberg attempts to remove the handcuffs! Urist Helmet shakes Deny Trap trying to wake her up! Dimitriy Drunken [145.9] says, "меня не надо расстреливать, я мирный" Urist Helmet is trying to take off the the captain's headset from Deny Trap's left ear! Deny Trap says, "И чо тебе нужно?" Urist Helmet asks, "зачем тебе броня?" Urist Helmet says, "и патроны" You are buckled in to the chair by Urist Helmet. Elsa Hizenberg says, "Это он ко мне обниматся лез!" Deny Trap says, "Хм" Urist Helmet asks, "а?" Deny Trap says, "Чтобы тебя убить" Deny Trap says, "Воот" You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still) Deny Trap attempts to remove the handcuffs! Urist Helmet says, "хи" Urist Helmet says, "я придумал" --------- This is Urist Helmet! He is wearing a chef's uniform. He has a backpack on his back. He has some latex gloves on his hands. He is wearing some black shoes on his feet. He has a sunglasses covering his eyes. He has a radio headset on his left ear. He is wearing PDA-Urist Helmet (Unassigned).

--------- Elsa Hizenberg says, "Ненадо..." Urist Helmet attempted to disarm Elsa Hizenberg! Elsa Hizenberg was unbuckled by Urist Helmet! The chain is starting to give! Elsa Hizenberg is buckled in to the chair by Urist Helmet! Elsa Hizenberg attempts to remove the handcuffs! You were unbuckled from the chair by Urist Helmet. Core control computer [145.9] states, "CORE OVERLOAD" Aaliyah Petrov [145.9] says, "У нас 3 капитана?" You are buckled in to the chair by Urist Helmet. You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still) Deny Trap attempts to remove the handcuffs! Elsa Hizenberg says, "Пожалуйста... сними наручники.." Elsa Hizenberg was unbuckled by Urist Helmet! The latch resists! Unnng Deny Trap says, "Юрист лжекапитан" Deny Trap says, "Эх" Unnng Your wrist hurts. You hear something click, but it doesn't open yet. Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! Deny Trap is hit by the electrode in the head! Urist Helmet puts the energy gun into the backpack. You were unbuckled from the chair by Urist Helmet. Urist Helmet is trying to take off the the C-20r SMG from Deny Trap's belt! Urist Helmet is trying to take off the the magazine (9mm) from Deny Trap's right ear! Urist Helmet is trying to take off the Optical Meson Scanner from Deny Trap's eyes! Urist Helmet is trying to take off the Optical Meson Scanner from Deny Trap's eyes! Urist Helmet is trying to take off a premium Havanian cigar from Deny Trap's head! Deny Trap says, "Эй" Urist Helmet is trying to take off a captain dress uniform from Deny Trap's body! Urist Helmet is trying to take off Ablative Armor Vest from Deny Trap's body! Urist Helmet is trying to take off a captain's satchel from Deny Trap's back! Urist Helmet is trying to take off a captain's satchel from Deny Trap's back! Current Admins (0): Urist Helmet is trying to take off the the captain's gloves from Deny Trap's hands! Deny Trap says, "Тебе это даром не пройдет, скам" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Ааа" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Пожалуйста" You are buckled in to the bed by Urist Helmet. Urist Helmet says, "суть такова" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Отпустите меня, я буду хорошей" Deny Trap says, "Ты идешь нахуй" You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still) Deny Trap attempts to remove the handcuffs! Urist Helmet says, "вы будете лизать друг другу писечки, а я буду смотреть на это по камерам" Elsa Hizenberg yells, "Буду хорошо себя вести!" Urist Helmet says, "и снимать на видео" Urist Helmet says, "приступайте, потом отпущу" The chain is starting to give! Deny Trap says, "Блят" Elsa Hizenberg manages to remove the handcuffs! Deny Trap says, "Вот пидорас" Elsa Hizenberg unbuckled ! You hear something click, but it doesn't open yet. Elsa Hizenberg is trying to unhandcuff Deny Trap! Deny Trap says, "Надо было все таки забрать карту" You unbuckle yourself from the bed. Elsa Hizenberg says, "Я не буду этого делать..." The filing cabinet is empty. Deny Trap says, "Я тож" Deny Trap says, "Пошли в мусорку" Deny Trap says, "Хотя" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Неработает" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Он отключил все" Deny Trap asks, "У тебя есть оружие?" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Ага" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Палка раскладушка" Deny Trap says, "Бля" Deny Trap says, "Крч" Deny Trap says, "Отпиздим его" Elsa Hizenberg asks, "Ты девушка с именем Мужчины?" Deny Trap says, "Ага" Elsa Hizenberg asks, "Почему тебя так назвали?" You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! Elsa Hizenberg says, "Не ломай" You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! Elsa Hizenberg says, "Хуже будет" Deny Trap says, "Точн" Deny Trap says, "Ломик бы" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Ты только разозлишь его" Deny Trap says, "Я ему ебло сломаю" You have no idea what you can cook with this the emergency oxygen tank. You unwillingly chew a bit of the frosted donut. You unwillingly chew a bit of the frosted donut. You finish eating the frosted donut. Deny Trap finishes eating the frosted donut. Elsa Hizenberg засматривается на попку Дэни You unwillingly chew a bit of the frosted donut. You unwillingly chew a bit of the frosted donut. You finish eating the frosted donut. Deny Trap finishes eating the frosted donut. You cannot force any more of the donut to go down your throat. You cannot force any more of the donut to go down your throat. You put the the donut into the donut box. Deny Trap starts climbing into the the disposal unit. You climb into the the disposal unit. You cannot reach the controls from inside. Elsa Hizenberg says, "Мусорка не работает..." Elsa Hizenberg says, "Давай сделаем то, что он хочет" Deny Trap asks, "У тебя точно ничего больше нет?" Deny Trap says, "Не" Elsa Hizenberg says, "И выйдем отсюда живыми" Deny Trap says, "Я лучше посижу здесь" You buckle yourself to the chair. Elsa Hizenberg is trying to put some handcuffs on Deny Trap Deny Trap says, "Бля" You were unbuckled from the chair by Elsa Hizenberg. You're restrained! You can't move! You're restrained! You can't move! You're restrained! You can't move! You're restrained! You can't move! You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still) Deny Trap attempts to remove the handcuffs! You are buckled in to the bed by Elsa Hizenberg. Deny Trap says, "Тебе делать нехуй" You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still) Deny Trap attempts to remove the handcuffs! Elsa Hizenberg whispers, "он же сказал..." Deny Trap says, "Ток палкой не бей" Deny Trap says, "Тут нихуя не слышно" Elsa Hizenberg whispers, "расслабся..." You hear something click, but it doesn't open yet. Deny Trap says, "Ех" Deny Trap screams! Elsa Hizenberg whispers, "не кричи..." Deny Trap screams! Unnng Deny Trap giggles. Elsa Hizenberg says, "Нет, я так немогу" Current Players: Ben1ce DanilkaK9 DimaShapka Hate_them_all Iwanesko Koljsch Leninn Valtosin Total Players: 8 Elsa Hizenberg is trying to unhandcuff Deny Trap! Current Admins (0): Your wrist hurts. You unbuckle yourself from the bed. Deny Trap says, "Хм" Deny Trap says, "Я думу думаю" Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! Elsa Hizenberg is hit by the electrode in the left leg! Elsa Hizenberg stammers, "М-М-Мы в-в-все" Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! Deny Trap is hit by the electrode in the head! Elsa Hizenberg stammers, "С-Сделали ч-что т-ты х-х-х-хотел" Urist Helmet is trying to take off the the captain's cap from Deny Trap's head! Urist Helmet is trying to take off the the brown shoes from Deny Trap's feet! Urist Helmet has thrown the emergency oxygen tank. Urist Helmet has thrown the brown shoes. Urist Helmet has thrown the captain's cap. Deny Trap says, "По ебалу ему датьбы" You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! Elsa Hizenberg says, "И что нам это даст?" You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your emergency oxygen tank! Elsa Hizenberg says, "Останемся в темно" You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your handcuffs! Elsa Hizenberg says, "В темноте" You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your handcuffs! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your handcuffs! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your handcuffs! Deny Trap says, "Не совсем" You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your handcuffs! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your handcuffs! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your handcuffs! Elsa Hizenberg has disarmed Deny Trap! Elsa Hizenberg has disarmed Deny Trap! Deny Trap says, "Хотя" Deny Trap says, "Точно" Deny Trap says, "Темнота" You hit the light! Elsa Hizenberg attempted to disarm Deny Trap! You hit the light! You hit the light! You hit the light! You hit the light! Elsa Hizenberg has pushed Deny Trap! Deny Trap says, "Бля" Deny Trap says, "Он же не сможет" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Прости" Deny Trap says, "Во тьму" Deny Trap says, "Стрелять" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Ты его разозлишь так" Deny Trap says, "Хуезлишь" You hit the light! You hit the light, and it smashes! Elsa Hizenberg says, "Ну вот" You remove the light tube. Elsa Hizenberg says, "теперь мне страшно" You need a jumpsuit before you can attach this emergency oxygen tank. You are unable to equip that. Elsa Hizenberg asks, "Где ты?" Elsa Hizenberg shouts, "Дэни!" Elsa Hizenberg says, "А, вот ты где" You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! OOC: Captain Mouse: нихуя перчатки You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! OOC: Captain Mouse: ебануло током и сразу в крит You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! Elsa Hizenberg says, "Ты так двери обесточишь" You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! You hit the Research Director's Quarters APC with your light tube! Deny Trap starts climbing into the the disposal unit. You climb into the the disposal unit. You cannot reach the controls from inside. Elsa Hizenberg asks, "У тебя есть лом?" OOC: UcnaHez: А нехууй говно на руки надевать With a flick of their wrist, Elsa Hizenberg extends their telescopic baton. Deny Trap says, "Раз" The Research Director's Quarters APC has been hit with the telescopic baton by Elsa Hizenberg! The Research Director's Quarters APC has been hit with the telescopic baton by Elsa Hizenberg! The Research Director's Quarters APC has been hit with the telescopic baton by Elsa Hizenberg! The Research Director's Quarters APC has been hit with the telescopic baton by Elsa Hizenberg! The Research Director's Quarters APC has been hit with the telescopic baton by Elsa Hizenberg! Deny Trap says, "Нет" The Research Director's Quarters APC has been hit with the telescopic baton by Elsa Hizenberg! The Research Director's Quarters APC has been hit with the telescopic baton by Elsa Hizenberg! The Research Director's Quarters APC has been hit with the telescopic baton by Elsa Hizenberg! The Research Director's Quarters APC has been hit with the telescopic baton by Elsa Hizenberg! Elsa Hizenberg collapses their telescopic baton. OOC: UcnaHez: Они же могут и усилить. The security camera has been hit by Deny Trap with the light tube. The security camera has been hit by Deny Trap with the light tube. OOC: Captain Mouse: знаем The security camera has been hit by Deny Trap with the light tube. OOC: Captain Mouse: но гринцах они кидали в мерцающий красный Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! Deny Trap is hit by the electrode in the head! Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! Elsa Hizenberg exclaims, "Все!" Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! Elsa Hizenberg is hit by the electrode in the head! Urist Helmet has thrown the flare. OOC: Captain Mouse: а тут сразу в крит Elsa Hizenberg stutters, "М-М-Мы в-все с-сделали" Urist Helmet is trying to put some handcuffs on Deny Trap Deny Trap stutters, "Т-Т-Т-Ты з-з-заебал" Elsa Hizenberg stutters, "О-О-О-Отпусти н-нас" Deny Trap stammers, "И-И-И-Иди н-н-н-нахуй у-уже" You are buckled in to the bed by Urist Helmet. OOC: UcnaHez: Может напряжение в сети поболе? Urist Helmet fires the energy gun! Elsa Hizenberg is hit by the electrode in the head! Urist Helmet puts the energy gun into the backpack. Urist Helmet is trying to put some handcuffs on Elsa Hizenberg Elsa Hizenberg stammers, "Н-Н-Ну х-хватит" Urist Helmet says, "дурочки" Elsa Hizenberg stutters, "П-П-П-Пожалуйста" You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still) Deny Trap attempts to remove the handcuffs! Urist Helmet is trying to put some handcuffs on Elsa Hizenberg Elsa Hizenberg is buckled in to the chair by Urist Helmet! OOC: Captain Mouse: не думаю, что в сске есть такое понятие как НАПРЯЖЕНИЕ The chain bends a little. Deny Trap says, "Вот придет другой капитан" OOC: UcnaHez: Есть. OOC: Captain Mouse: не OOC: Captain Mouse: ну Deny Trap says, "Тогда посмотрим" OOC: UcnaHez: Если подключить напрямую к синге, дверь сожжет. Elsa Hizenberg says, "Юрист" OOC: UcnaHez: СРАЗУ Elsa Hizenberg says, "Пожалуйста, отпусти меня" The chain bends a little. OOC: UcnaHez: НАМЕРТВО OOC: Captain Mouse: нихуя себе OOC: Captain Mouse: как эмагом? Elsa Hizenberg says, "пожаалуйста" Your wrist hurts. Elsa Hizenberg says, "Я буду хорошей кошечкой" Urist Helmet says, "в начале вы полижите друг другу" --------- This is Urist Helmet! It is wearing a chef's uniform. It is wearing a helmet on its head. It has a backpack on its back. It has some latex gloves on its hands. It has an energy gun about its waist. It is wearing some black shoes on its feet. It is wearing PDA-Urist Helmet (Unassigned).

--------- OOC: UcnaHez: Да не. СОжжет того, кто дотронулся до наэлектризованоой Urist Helmet says, "ты же кошечка ты умеешь" Elsa Hizenberg says, "Мы уже" Your wrist hurts. Urist Helmet is trying to take off the the black shoes from Elsa Hizenberg's feet! OOC: Captain Mouse: нихуя себе Urist Helmet is trying to take off a research director's bedsheet from Elsa Hizenberg's back! Urist Helmet has thrown the black shoes. The chain is starting to give! Urist Helmet says, "хочу еще" Elsa Hizenberg says, "И в наручниках это делать неудобно" Urist Helmet says, "запихай ей в анус флаер" The chain bends a little. Current Admins (0): Elsa Hizenberg attempts to remove the handcuffs! Current Players: Ben1ce Captain Mouse DanilkaK9 DimaShapka Hate_them_all Iwanesko Koljsch Leninn UcnaHez Valtosin Total Players: 10 Elsa Hizenberg asks, "Ты слышал?" Unnng Deny Trap says, "Хм" Unnng Deny Trap manages to remove the handcuffs! You successfully remove the handcuffs. PM to-Admins: Нас грифонят и заставляют ЕРПшить :c You unbuckle yourself from the bed. Deny Trap is trying to unhandcuff Elsa Hizenberg! Elsa Hizenberg unbuckled ! Elsa Hizenberg says, "Ну... ложись...." You are now resting Elsa Hizenberg says, "Перевернись" Deny Trap says, "Флаер мне в анус" Deny Trap scrambles! Deny Trap scrambles! Deny Trap scrambles! You are now getting up Deny Trap has pushed Deny Trap! Elsa Hizenberg перевернула Дэни You buckle yourself to the bed. You are now resting You are now getting up You unbuckle yourself from the bed. Elsa Hizenberg медленно засовывает Дэни в жопу флаер. Deny Trap slipped off the edge of the the table. Deny Trap says, "Бля" You are buckled in to the bed by Elsa Hizenberg. Deny Trap screams! Elsa Hizenberg says, "Все" You unbuckle yourself from the bed. You add Donk-pocket to Microwave. Elsa Hizenberg buckles in! Elsa Hizenberg says, "Я вздремну" Deny Trap starts climbing into the the disposal unit. You climb into the the disposal unit. Deny Trap says, "Я ему ебало разобью"

3. Запер меня и ту девку в комнате и заставил "лизать киски друг-другу". После этого пошел толстить выпилом всего корабля и сам соснул, при этом сослался на: " DEAD: Urist Helmet whines, "ну ладно, зато я славно погрифонил"".

UPD: Я, в меру насыщенный говном, прошу правильно понять суть того, что этот индивид выпилил половину корабля без имеющейся на то рольки.

Сообщение отредактировал Valtosin: 09 March 2015 - 04:56

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Kartag#2

ОП - боевой трап, поверблядь и чаёвник в одном лице. Призываю плина. А ещё неясно, была ли у обвиняемого роль и вообще кончился ли раунд.

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PlIn#3

Я только хотел предложить ОПу перму за один только заголовок, но решил дочитать и не успел.

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Fox231#6
Цитата

Содержимое цитаты отсутствует в сохранённом тексте.

Другими способами из Индиго Блек не сделать. Вы же не хотите второйгрин?

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Копиц#12
MrNegro (09 March 2015 - 01:03) писал:

А за ЕРП банят? Добро пожаловать на Инфинити!

Вообще-то, мы первые ввели бан за ЕРП, ибо трапов ебущихся дохуя было.

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MrNegro#13
Kopistko (09 March 2015 - 01:05) писал:

Вообще-то, мы первые ввели бан за ЕРП, ибо трапов ебущихся дохуя было.

Но сейчас же это не актуально.

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Madmannobrain#14
Valtosin (08 March 2015 - 22:39) писал:

The electrode gets reflected by Deny Trap's Ablative Armor Vest!

Бля, после этого сразу понял, что все будет плохо, но всё, блять, правда оказалось НАМНОГО хуевей, чем я думал. Реквестирую форумных педалей для допила в эту тему голосования на перму ОПу. Почему? Потому что демократия - это круто.

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