1. Sarvesh Murdered/Vallat
- Скрытый текст Sarvesh Murdered says, "И зачем вы дверь сломали?" Sarvesh Murdered asks, "Дверь то зачем сломали?" Riley Sommer exclaims, "ДА ЭТО КАКОЙ-ТО ПРОИЗВОЛ!" Gob Gob says, "Вы правы" Riley Sommer exclaims, "ПИЗДИ САМОЗВАНЦА!" Gob Gob says, "Он псих..." Gob Gob blinds Sarvesh Murdered with the flash! Sarvesh Murdered says, "Он еще и повара убил" Sarvesh Murdered exclaims, "Эй!" Sarvesh Murdered exclaims, "Какого хрена!" Gob Gob says, "ПЕРЧАТКИ" Sarvesh Murdered scrambles! Sarvesh Murdered has been sliced in the head with kitchen knife by Gob Gob! Sarvesh Murdered scrambles! Your head hurts. Sarvesh Murdered has been ripped in the head with kitchen knife by Gob Gob! Sarvesh Murdered scrambles! Sarvesh Murdered exclaims, "БЛЯТЬ!" Sarvesh Murdered scrambles! Sarvesh Murdered has been torn in the head with kitchen knife by Gob Gob! Sarvesh Murdered has been slashed in the head with kitchen knife by Gob Gob! Something inside your head hurts a lot. Sarvesh Murdered scrambles! Sarvesh Murdered scrambles! Sarvesh Murdered has been diced in the head with kitchen knife by Gob Gob! Sarvesh Murdered scrambles! Sarvesh Murdered has been stabbed in the head with kitchen knife by Gob Gob! Riley Sommer exclaims, "ДА!" Gob Gob misses Sarvesh Murdered with the kitchen knife! Gob Gob puts the kitchen knife into the backpack. You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution. You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution. You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution. You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units. You feel woosey You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution. Your head hurts badly. You feel a sharp pain in your head You put the the roll of gauze into the medical belt. You bandage the ugly ripped cut on Sarvesh Murdered's head. You bandage the ripped cut on Sarvesh Murdered's head. You put the the roll of gauze into the medical belt. Your head hurts badly. Sarvesh Murdered [Common] says, "Ах ты сука" Sarvesh Murdered says, "Ах ты сука" You have analyzed Sarvesh Murdered's vitals. Analyzing Results for Sarvesh Murdered: Overall Status: 44.5% healthy Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute Damage Specifics: 11 - 0 - 0 - 46.3 Body Temperature: 24.946°C (76.9027°F) Localized Damage, Brute/Burn: Head: 46.3/0 Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K Warning: Blood Level LOW: 79.1071% 443cl Subject's pulse: 82 bpm. You put the the roll of gauze into the medical belt. Gob Gob blinds Sarvesh Murdered with the flash! Sarvesh Murdered exclaims, "БлятЬ!" Sarvesh Murdered has been stabbed in the head with kitchen knife by Gob Gob! Your face becomes unrecognizible mangled mess! Your head hurts badly. OH GOD! Your head is hurting terribly! ... You can almost hear someone talking ... Unknown (as Sarvesh Murdered) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... Gob Gob puts the kitchen knife into the backpack. (Follow) Gob Gob says, "Хм..." (Follow) Gob Gob says, "Ты заковал моего братана" (Follow) Gob Gob says, "А я заволил тебя" Gob Gob is trying to take off the the latex gloves from Unknown (as Sarvesh Murdered)'s hands!
3. Ну в общем я играл за медика, хотел всех лечить, помогать, все как обычно. В один прекрасный момент ко мне этот Gob Gob(охуенное имя, да?) притащил своего дружка, дружек его писал капсом и вел себя пиздец как по-ебанутому, а еще он был весь в крови и с картой повара. Ну я дал ему таблетку и заковал в смирительную рубашку, положил в палату и думал полежит там минут 10 и успокоится. Но не тут то было! Прибегает его друг, взламывает дверь в медбей, флешит меня и начинает резать ножем, а потом благополучно освобождает своего анального друга. Дальше в течении раунда они продолжали грифонить мимохуев. Но потом прилетел инжир и загрифонил Riley Sommer, который потом начал угрожать вот так вот ему
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OOC: Bigflyingoctopus: Сука, я тебе отомщу, ебанная паскуда, отомщу блять.
(Follow) DEAD: Sarvesh Murdered spooks, "Ебать ты лох" Unknown (as Roy Hunt) has grabbed Unknown (as Riley Sommer) passively! OOC: Vallat: Че, Рилей, бомбит? OOC: Bigflyingoctopus: И моя месть будет ужасна. OOC: Vallat: Какой же ты мудак Unknown (as Roy Hunt) has grabbed Unknown (as Riley Sommer) aggressively (now hands)! Unknown (as Roy Hunt) puts Unknown (as Riley Sommer) on the wooden table. (Follow) DEAD: Riley Sommer stammers, "Чья б корова мычала, соснувший." Unknown (as Riley Sommer) has been slashed in the head with circular saw by Unknown (as Roy Hunt)! Unknown (as Riley Sommer) has been attacked in the head with circular saw by Unknown (as Roy Hunt)! Unknown (as Riley Sommer) has been attacked in the head with circular saw by Unknown (as Roy Hunt)! (Follow) DEAD: Sarvesh Murdered murmurs, "Будешь мстить каждый раунд?" Unknown (as Riley Sommer) has been cut in the head with circular saw by Unknown (as Roy Hunt)! Unknown (as Riley Sommer) has been slashed in the head with circular saw by Unknown (as Roy Hunt)! Unknown (as Riley Sommer) has been cut in the head with circular saw by Unknown (as Roy Hunt)! OOC: Vallat: Ты же мудила Unknown (as Riley Sommer) has been stabbed in the head with shard by Unknown (as Roy Hunt)! Unknown (as Roy Hunt) starts the incision on Unknown (as Riley Sommer)'s head with the shard. Unknown (as Roy Hunt) starts the incision on Unknown (as Riley Sommer)'s head with the shard. (Follow) DEAD: Riley Sommer cries, "Угадал."
А потом события развивались еще интереснее, этот гоб гоб, совершенно не зная о смерти своего анального друга, находит его убийцу и мстит ему, расстреливая из лазера!
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Unknown (as Roy Hunt) has been touched with the stun gloves by Gob Gob!
(Follow) Richard Donut says, "Ебаный пиздец." (Follow) Gob Gob says, "МЫ ВСТРЕТИЛИСЬ" Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Unknown (as Roy Hunt) is hit by the captain laser in the head! Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Unknown (as Roy Hunt) is hit by the captain laser in the head! Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Unknown (as Roy Hunt) is hit by the captain laser in the head! Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Unknown (as Roy Hunt) is hit by the captain laser in the head! Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Unknown (as Roy Hunt) is hit by the captain laser in the head! Gob Gob fires the laser gun! Unknown (as Roy Hunt) is hit by the captain laser in the head! click click Unknown (as Roy Hunt) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... Gob Gob puts the laser gun into the backpack.
Так же в госточате ходили слухи о том, что у этого Гоб Гоба перма на грине и вайте, вот он и приходит на индиго грифонить, ибо больше негде. Реквестирую перму гобу и профилактический бан его дружку на недельки две, ну или как получится.
Ах да, вот список триторов, точнее одного - меня http://prntscr.com/63bhbr
Мне триторка выпала в середине моей жизни, конечно, я понимаю, что проблемы соснувшей роли - это ее проблемы, но жирно он грифонили не только меня, но и еще кучу народа. Под конец раунда он еще пару фрагов сделал.