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Смешные и глупые цитаты SS13
Автор: mihastro · 25.02.2012, 17:14 · 6378 сообщений
Сообщений в теме: 6378
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Цитата1)Вся суть СБ: Загребли, но он невиновен? Пфф, виновен, просто улик при нем нет.
2)Все решается простой логикой основанной на правилах и бек-стори. Стыдно объяснять такие моменты.
3)Вперде Анимусяне!
4)#ящерсарматурой
DEAD: Tyler Stewart says, "Детектив моет в раковине револьвер с патронами"
DEAD: William Crow says, "Потому-что я стираю её с новым Персилом "Магия СБ""
DEAD: Cindy Crow says, "В револьвере нету батарейки."
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ТУДУДУДУДУ
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВАХТЕР
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ТУУДУДУДУ
Сообщение отредактировал EbolaFever: 19 June 2014 - 07:56
DEAD: William Crow says, "Потому-что я стираю её с новым Персилом "Магия СБ""
DEAD: Cindy Crow says, "В револьвере нету батарейки."
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ТУДУДУДУДУ
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВАХТЕР
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ТУУДУДУДУ
Сообщение отредактировал EbolaFever: 19 June 2014 - 07:56
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Space may be the Final Frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement.
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
P-body states, "Вы арестованы за анальное клоунирование"
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
P-body states, "Вы арестованы за анальное клоунирование"
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Движется в сторону библиотки."
YOBA-871 [145.9] declares, "Внимание!"
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Он пропал."
YOBA-871 [145.9] declares, "Обнаружен в дормитории!"
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "За вашей спиной."
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Внимание."
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Карготехник был убит."
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Волшебник теперь вооружен."
YOBA-871 [145.9] declares, "Внимание!"
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Он пропал."
YOBA-871 [145.9] declares, "Обнаружен в дормитории!"
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "За вашей спиной."
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Внимание."
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Карготехник был убит."
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Волшебник теперь вооружен."
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Никто не узрел, как в углу отдалённом,
Скрываясь от света лучин.
Встал путник, что так и не снял капюшона
И скрылся за дверью в ночи.
Скрываясь от света лучин.
Встал путник, что так и не снял капюшона
И скрылся за дверью в ночи.
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ТЫ ЧО."
You put the the robot right arm into the backpack.
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "НЕ ТУ ОТРЕЗАЛ."
You start attaching the robot left arm where Scit Punk Nighstream's left arm used to be.
Mc.GLAD [145.9] asks, " Ии активен?"
Adam Johnson says, "НОРМ."
Adam Johnson says, "ВСЕ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ТЫ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "БЛЯ."
Adam Johnson says, "НЕ ТУ ДОСТАЛ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "НЕ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ТУ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ОТРЕЗАЛ."
Adam Johnson says, "ТУ."
You have attached the robot left arm where Scit Punk Nighstream's left arm used to be.
Adam Johnson says, "ТЫ ГОВОРИЛ ЛЕВУЮ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ЛЕВАЯ."
Adam Johnson says, "ЛЕВУЮ РЕЗАЛ."
OOC: Scituzer2: ЛЕВАЯ - RIGHT
Adam Johnson says, "НЕ ТУ ДОСТАЛ ПРОСТО."
*---------*
This is Scit Punk Nighstream!
He is wearing a blood-stained grey jumpsuit with a stethoscope!
He is wearing a riot helmet on his head.
He is wearing Ablative Armor Vest.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a breath mask on his face.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing a wallet.
He has a splint on his right arm!
He has a robot left hand!
*---------*
OOC: Scituzer2: стоп
OOC: Scituzer2: блять
OOC: Smet19: Идиот
OOC: Hitmanbw: шта?
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ОЙ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "БЛЯ."
OOC: Hitmanbw: Лефт - лево
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ПРАВУЮ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ЗАБЫЛ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "Хи-хи."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "НУ НИЧО."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "Я ТЕПЕРЬ КИБОРГ."
OOC: Smet19: Эстонский идиот
OOC: Scituzer2: Бля
OOC: Scituzer2: Забыл
You put the the robot right arm into the backpack.
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "НЕ ТУ ОТРЕЗАЛ."
You start attaching the robot left arm where Scit Punk Nighstream's left arm used to be.
Mc.GLAD [145.9] asks, " Ии активен?"
Adam Johnson says, "НОРМ."
Adam Johnson says, "ВСЕ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ТЫ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "БЛЯ."
Adam Johnson says, "НЕ ТУ ДОСТАЛ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "НЕ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ТУ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ОТРЕЗАЛ."
Adam Johnson says, "ТУ."
You have attached the robot left arm where Scit Punk Nighstream's left arm used to be.
Adam Johnson says, "ТЫ ГОВОРИЛ ЛЕВУЮ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ЛЕВАЯ."
Adam Johnson says, "ЛЕВУЮ РЕЗАЛ."
OOC: Scituzer2: ЛЕВАЯ - RIGHT
Adam Johnson says, "НЕ ТУ ДОСТАЛ ПРОСТО."
*---------*
This is Scit Punk Nighstream!
He is wearing a blood-stained grey jumpsuit with a stethoscope!
He is wearing a riot helmet on his head.
He is wearing Ablative Armor Vest.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a breath mask on his face.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing a wallet.
He has a splint on his right arm!
He has a robot left hand!
*---------*
OOC: Scituzer2: стоп
OOC: Scituzer2: блять
OOC: Smet19: Идиот
OOC: Hitmanbw: шта?
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ОЙ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "БЛЯ."
OOC: Hitmanbw: Лефт - лево
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ПРАВУЮ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ЗАБЫЛ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "Хи-хи."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "НУ НИЧО."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "Я ТЕПЕРЬ КИБОРГ."
OOC: Smet19: Эстонский идиот
OOC: Scituzer2: Бля
OOC: Scituzer2: Забыл
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Cocknigger (04 October 2015 - 12:13) писал: писал:Брюзгливость, ага. Воображение уже рисует таких мертвых олдфагов вроде Смета, которым нахуй ничего не сдалось и вы для них дерьмо, и вообще они тут на неделю.
Почему у этого долбоеба еще нет пермы на всех серверах и почетной плашки?
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Otium, Catulle, tibi molestum est
Otio exsultas nimiumque gestis
Otium et reges prius et beatas
Perdidit urbes
Otio exsultas nimiumque gestis
Otium et reges prius et beatas
Perdidit urbes
Потому что он вайтопедаль.
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Нет же, распедалили егоEgorkor (20 June 2014 - 10:47) писал: писал:Потому что он вайтопедаль.
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Cocknigger (04 October 2015 - 12:13) писал: писал:Брюзгливость, ага. Воображение уже рисует таких мертвых олдфагов вроде Смета, которым нахуй ничего не сдалось и вы для них дерьмо, и вообще они тут на неделю.
Бля ну бывает.
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Я вообще четыре раза лоханулся в одном раунде. Бывает же. И вообще - не первый раз путаю лево-право.
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Член гильдии Демагогов Анимуса
У вас Арпи не совпадает.
Johnny Heist выпил колу до дна
Anthony Agg налил уборщику в нос колы
Johnny Heist выпил колу до дна
Anthony Agg налил уборщику в нос колы
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Space may be the Final Frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement.
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
P-body states, "Вы арестованы за анальное клоунирование"
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
P-body states, "Вы арестованы за анальное клоунирование"
OOC: Quinfly: Люди, играющие в сс13 - априори люди творческие. Особенно те, кто прошел через вайтлист - довольно сложную для некоторых процедуру.
Лол.
Лол.
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Цитата1)Вся суть СБ: Загребли, но он невиновен? Пфф, виновен, просто улик при нем нет.
2)Все решается простой логикой основанной на правилах и бек-стори. Стыдно объяснять такие моменты.
3)Вперде Анимусяне!
4)#ящерсарматурой
Magus (21 June 2014 - 06:04) писал: писал:OOC: Quinfly: Люди, играющие в сс13 - априори люди творческие. Особенно те, кто прошел через вайтлист - довольно сложную для некоторых процедуру.
Лол.
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ЦитатаCarl Catleay says, "Библиотекарь."
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson slipped off the edge of the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
Carl Catleay asks, "Хош я тебя приготовлю?"
August Watson says, "Чо."
August Watson says, "Давай."
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
Carl Catleay has thrown Banana Cream Pie.
Banana Cream Pie splats.
Sparkle says, "Эй."
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
Sparkle asks, "Вы чего?"
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson slipped off the edge of the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the table.
August Watson climbs on the the table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the table.
August Watson climbs on the the table.
You unwillingly chew a bit of the mint.
You finish eating the mint.
August Watson finishes eating the mint.
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Victor Sanders, Head of Personnel, has arrived on the station."
August Watson trying to clumb on the the table.
August Watson climbs on the the table.
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Martin Winton, Assistant, has arrived on the station."
You swallow some of contents of the Universal Enzyme.
You swallow some of contents of the Universal Enzyme.
You swallow some of contents of the Universal Enzyme.
You swallow some of contents of the Universal Enzyme.
Carl Catleay has grabbed August Watson passively!
You swallow some of contents of the Universal Enzyme.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the table.
August Watson has grabbed Carl Catleay passively!
August Watson has grabbed Carl Catleay aggressively (now hands)!
August Watson has reinforced his grip on Carl Catleay (now neck)!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson was unable to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
Subject may not have abiotic items on.
Carl Catleay has grabbed August Watson aggressively (now hands)!
Carl Catleay has reinforced his grip on August Watson (now neck)!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson gasps!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Osborn White, Medical Doctor, has arrived on the station."
August Watson was unable to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson was unable to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson gasps!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson was unable to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
Carl Catleay gasps!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay has thrown August Watson.
The glass door was hit by August Watson.
August Watson was unable to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
Carl Catleay gasps!
August Watson has grabbed Carl Catleay passively!
Carl Catleay has grabbed August Watson passively!
August Watson has grabbed Carl Catleay passively!
Carl Catleay has grabbed August Watson aggressively (now hands)!
Carl Catleay has reinforced his grip on August Watson (now neck)!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
August Watson has grabbed Carl Catleay aggressively (now hands)!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
August Watson has reinforced his grip on Carl Catleay (now neck)!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
August Watson has tightened his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
Sparkle [145.9] says, "ХоС."
Sara Rainbow [145.9] asks, "Да?"
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
Scit Onyxcarnage [145.9] says, " Ебать."
Scit Onyxcarnage [145.9] says, " Дымок."
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
August Watson starts to put Carl Catleay into the gibber!
August Watson lost his tightened grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson starts to put Carl Catleay into the gibber!
August Watson stuffs Carl Catleay into the gibber!
You hear a loud squelchy grinding sound.
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Когда ты настолько неробастен, что Пун-Пун убивает тебя, при попытке запихнуть его в мясорубку.
Jerico Black asks, "Да?"
Ryan Espozito says, "Не мучай обезьяну."
Jerico Black exclaims, "я угощу его бананом!"
Ryan Espozito says, "Так я тебе и поверил."
Ryan Espozito says, "У тебя ита ктам мясо есть."
Ryan Espozito says, "Не трогай мартышку."
Mr.Deempisi has been torn with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been torn with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been sliced with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been sliced with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
the blood has been hit by Jerico Black with the kitchen knife
Ryan Espozito exclaims, "Да т ыохуел!"
Mr.Deempisi has been torn with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been diced with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been stabbed with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been slashed with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been sliced with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been sliced with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been cut with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
You put the the box into the leather satchel.
Levi Hice [Security] says, "Офицеры прием."
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi passively!
Ryan Espozito [Security] says, "ХоС, повар убил и пустил на фарш макаку."
Ryan Espozito says, "ХоС, повар убил и пустил на фарш макаку."
You put the the evidence bag box into the leather satchel.
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi aggressively (now hands)!
28 photos left.
Jerico Black puts the kitchen knife into the backpack.
You switch the camera on.
You put the the detectives camera into the box.
Jerico Black has reinforced his grip on Mr.Deempisi (now neck)!
You put the the box into the leather satchel.
You can see Jerico Black on the photo. They are holding a grab and a kitchen knife. You can see Mr.Deempisi on the photo - Mr.Deempisi looks hurt...
Levi Hice [Security] says, "Ожидайте в столовой."
Jerico Black has thrown Mr.Deempisi.
Jerico Black has been hit by Mr.Deempisi.
Jerico Black has been knocked down by the force of Mr.Deempisi!
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Jerico Black.
OOC: EPICJOE: С помощью термалов икамеры творятся чудеса
OOC: EPICJOE: Г
The Mr.Deempisi lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...
Ryan Espozito says, "Господи."
Levi Hice says, "Так."
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi passively!
Ryan Espozito handed the photo to Levi Hice.
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi aggressively (now hands)!
Ryan Espozito says, "Он в подсобке."
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi passively!
Bennett Marshall says, "Почему здесь столько крови."
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi aggressively (now hands)!
Jerico Black has reinforced his grip on Mr.Deempisi (now neck)!
Jerico Black says, "У меня кость."
Jerico Black says, "Сломана."
Without even breaking stride, Ryan Espozito flips open and lights Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
With a single flick of their wrist, Ryan Espozito smoothly lights their cigarette with their Zippo lighter. Damn they're cool.
You hear a quiet click, as Ryan Espozito shuts off Zippo lighter without even looking at what they're doing. Wow.
Bennett Marshall says, "Что с поваром."
Jerico Black seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
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Ryan Espozito says, "Повар."Jerico Black asks, "Да?"
Ryan Espozito says, "Не мучай обезьяну."
Jerico Black exclaims, "я угощу его бананом!"
Ryan Espozito says, "Так я тебе и поверил."
Ryan Espozito says, "У тебя ита ктам мясо есть."
Ryan Espozito says, "Не трогай мартышку."
Mr.Deempisi has been torn with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been torn with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been sliced with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been sliced with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
the blood has been hit by Jerico Black with the kitchen knife
Ryan Espozito exclaims, "Да т ыохуел!"
Mr.Deempisi has been torn with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been diced with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been stabbed with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been slashed with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been sliced with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been sliced with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
Mr.Deempisi has been cut with the kitchen knife by Jerico Black.
You put the the box into the leather satchel.
Levi Hice [Security] says, "Офицеры прием."
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi passively!
Ryan Espozito [Security] says, "ХоС, повар убил и пустил на фарш макаку."
Ryan Espozito says, "ХоС, повар убил и пустил на фарш макаку."
You put the the evidence bag box into the leather satchel.
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi aggressively (now hands)!
28 photos left.
Jerico Black puts the kitchen knife into the backpack.
You switch the camera on.
You put the the detectives camera into the box.
Jerico Black has reinforced his grip on Mr.Deempisi (now neck)!
You put the the box into the leather satchel.
You can see Jerico Black on the photo. They are holding a grab and a kitchen knife. You can see Mr.Deempisi on the photo - Mr.Deempisi looks hurt...
Levi Hice [Security] says, "Ожидайте в столовой."
Jerico Black has thrown Mr.Deempisi.
Jerico Black has been hit by Mr.Deempisi.
Jerico Black has been knocked down by the force of Mr.Deempisi!
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Jerico Black.
OOC: EPICJOE: С помощью термалов икамеры творятся чудеса
OOC: EPICJOE: Г
The Mr.Deempisi lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...
Ryan Espozito says, "Господи."
Levi Hice says, "Так."
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi passively!
Ryan Espozito handed the photo to Levi Hice.
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi aggressively (now hands)!
Ryan Espozito says, "Он в подсобке."
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi passively!
Bennett Marshall says, "Почему здесь столько крови."
Jerico Black has grabbed Mr.Deempisi aggressively (now hands)!
Jerico Black has reinforced his grip on Mr.Deempisi (now neck)!
Jerico Black says, "У меня кость."
Jerico Black says, "Сломана."
Without even breaking stride, Ryan Espozito flips open and lights Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
With a single flick of their wrist, Ryan Espozito smoothly lights their cigarette with their Zippo lighter. Damn they're cool.
You hear a quiet click, as Ryan Espozito shuts off Zippo lighter without even looking at what they're doing. Wow.
Bennett Marshall says, "Что с поваром."
Jerico Black seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
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Ачивка гет: Победить крысо-люда голыми руками.
Ачивка гет: Получить перелом головы и не умерев дожить до конца раунда и уехать на БТР.
Ачивка гет: Свести к ничье спор кто-больше-выпьет.
https://youtube.com/embed/rD0zmNdlTwM?fs=1&html5=1
Clоwn (20 June 2014 - 08:54) писал: писал:YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Движется в сторону библиотки."
YOBA-871 [145.9] declares, "Внимание!"
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Он пропал."
YOBA-871 [145.9] declares, "Обнаружен в дормитории!"
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "За вашей спиной."
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Внимание."
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Карготехник был убит."
YOBA-871 [145.9] states, "Волшебник теперь вооружен."
Спойлер
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Инстант фейл!
Период между всеми сообщениями - менее двух секунд
Richard Korter [145.9] says, "Никто..."
Ezra McWhite [145.9] asks, " А кто злодей?"
OOC: EPICJOE: Поймали грифонящего @ уход ив апатию
Richard Korter [145.9] says, "Я конечно."
Richard Korter [145.9] says, "Злой маг."
Ezra McWhite [145.9] says, " А ну лан."
Priority Announcement
Эвакуационный шаттл успешно отстыковался. Оценочное время пути -- 2 минут.
The wizard has been killed by the crew! The Space Wizards Federation has been taught a lesson they will not soon forget!
The wizards/witches were:
Ezchecker was Richard Korter (died)
Objective #1: Assassinate Richard Korter, the Captain. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive, without being arrested. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Restarting in 60 seconds
OOC: EPICJOE: лол
OOC: Osokorn: лол
OOC: Ezchecker: во срост
OOC: Ezchecker: чет меня стан подвёл.
Период между всеми сообщениями - менее двух секунд
Спойлер
Richard Korter [145.9] asks, "Ну и кто дойдёт до отбытия чтоб сразиться с главным злодеем?"Richard Korter [145.9] says, "Никто..."
Ezra McWhite [145.9] asks, " А кто злодей?"
OOC: EPICJOE: Поймали грифонящего @ уход ив апатию
Richard Korter [145.9] says, "Я конечно."
Richard Korter [145.9] says, "Злой маг."
Ezra McWhite [145.9] says, " А ну лан."
Priority Announcement
Эвакуационный шаттл успешно отстыковался. Оценочное время пути -- 2 минут.
The wizard has been killed by the crew! The Space Wizards Federation has been taught a lesson they will not soon forget!
The wizards/witches were:
Ezchecker was Richard Korter (died)
Objective #1: Assassinate Richard Korter, the Captain. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive, without being arrested. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Restarting in 60 seconds
OOC: EPICJOE: лол
OOC: Osokorn: лол
OOC: Ezchecker: во срост
OOC: Ezchecker: чет меня стан подвёл.
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Ачивка гет: Победить крысо-люда голыми руками.
Ачивка гет: Получить перелом головы и не умерев дожить до конца раунда и уехать на БТР.
Ачивка гет: Свести к ничье спор кто-больше-выпьет.
https://youtube.com/embed/rD0zmNdlTwM?fs=1&html5=1
лол, моего ИИ уже цитируют. Хотя прикола я не понял.DemodiX (26 June 2014 - 23:21) писал: писал:Спойлер
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kartag (22 December 2013 - 14:07) писал: писал:Они применяют слово "правила" вместо "законы". Они всерьёз употребляют слово "нормальный" и считают, что на станции кто-то кому-то что-то по умолчанию должен. Они всерьёз считают, что Азимов не обязывает ИИ сосать хуй у любого, кто это прикажет, и первый закон позволяет отказаться от выполнения любого приказа. А сами Азимова наверняка даже не читали.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Аналогия с оператором из Шапкокрепостей.BOGANET (28 June 2014 - 08:27) писал: писал:лол, моего ИИ уже цитируют. Хотя прикола я не понял.
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Цитата1)Вся суть СБ: Загребли, но он невиновен? Пфф, виновен, просто улик при нем нет.
2)Все решается простой логикой основанной на правилах и бек-стори. Стыдно объяснять такие моменты.
3)Вперде Анимусяне!
4)#ящерсарматурой
Майндтрансфер в капитана и убийство своего бывшего тела, очевидно же.Da_Fail (28 June 2014 - 08:15) писал: писал:>The wizards/witches were:
Ezchecker was Richard Korter (died)
Objective #1: Assassinate Richard Korter, the Captain. Success!
Что.
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Black in nuttshell.
ЦитатаPlayer PM from-Irmanium/(Marisol Hardy): Ну прошу, сделайте... меня... петушком...и-или цыпочкой...
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ЦитатаGarry Oldman [145.9] says, "Товарищ Бэст, мои ребята уже устраняют последствия вашей некомпетентности."
Garry Oldman's Death Alarm [145.9] declares, "Garry Oldman has died in Bar Maintenance!"
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kartag (22 December 2013 - 14:07) писал: писал:Они применяют слово "правила" вместо "законы". Они всерьёз употребляют слово "нормальный" и считают, что на станции кто-то кому-то что-то по умолчанию должен. Они всерьёз считают, что Азимов не обязывает ИИ сосать хуй у любого, кто это прикажет, и первый закон позволяет отказаться от выполнения любого приказа. А сами Азимова наверняка даже не читали.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Взорвали с Пепякой мультиаккера, мне доставило. Сначала он отнекивался. Потом качал права. Потом просил не банить. Потом умолял не банить. А потом его пердак взорвался охуительнейшейпастой:
PM: Petooshoque->ADMIN: ДА я и с четырех аккаунтов заходил, мне похуй вообще, жаль только не хватает мультиакков вас всех переебашить. А что? На вашей станции больше нечего делать, сборище кретинов,блять, за три года только сраться научились и власть менять. Смолгеи обоссаные вроде тебя мне не судьи. Ниче, я все баны обойду и покажу вам ваше место, засранцы. Все, я все сказал.
А всё ради чего? Ради красивого ризона.
account12 has banned petooshoque.
Reason: Multiaccount, "ДА я и с четырех аккаунтов заходил, мне похуй вообще, жаль только не хватает мультиакков вас всех переебашить"
Ну и шашлычки всем админчатом пожарили, да. Мелочь, а приятно. Жаль только, что вся паста в ризон не влезла.
PM: Petooshoque->ADMIN: ДА я и с четырех аккаунтов заходил, мне похуй вообще, жаль только не хватает мультиакков вас всех переебашить. А что? На вашей станции больше нечего делать, сборище кретинов,блять, за три года только сраться научились и власть менять. Смолгеи обоссаные вроде тебя мне не судьи. Ниче, я все баны обойду и покажу вам ваше место, засранцы. Все, я все сказал.
А всё ради чего? Ради красивого ризона.
account12 has banned petooshoque.
Reason: Multiaccount, "ДА я и с четырех аккаунтов заходил, мне похуй вообще, жаль только не хватает мультиакков вас всех переебашить"
Ну и шашлычки всем админчатом пожарили, да. Мелочь, а приятно. Жаль только, что вся паста в ризон не влезла.
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Подобное, мне кажется, повидали все на своём веку педальном.ЦитатаНу и шашлычки всем админчатом пожарили, да. Мелочь, а приятно. Жаль только, что вся паста в ризон не влезла.
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А ещё я доктор Жопа.
