Сб с мозгом хлебушка, шахид и живительное говно [JOBBAN HIM] [RAPE PEDAL]

1. Eddie jens, cerega93.
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The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, changeling, cult, Memetic Anomaly, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
OOC: Gray70: нет скажи это хоршо или плохо
OOC: Uropb: просто, знал ник петушка
я!Your account number is: 856969, your account pin is: 28241
You are the Janitor.
As the Janitor you answer directly to the head of personnel. Special circumstances may change this.
Captainship not forced on anyone.
Enjoy the game!
You put the ID into PDA-Eddie Jens (Janitor)'s slot.
You empty the the space cleaner onto the floor.
OOC: Uropb: любишь small-games?
OOC: Uropb: сайт
You fill the space cleaner with 100 units of the contents of the watertank.
You fill the space cleaner with 100 units of the contents of the watertank.
You fill the space cleaner with 50 units of the contents of the watertank.
OOC: Maxwell_Stark: обожаю
The space cleaner is full.
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "приветствую персонал"
You put the the light replacer into the backpack.
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Alan Barrett, Medical Doctor, has arrived on the station."
OOC: Gray70: ха-ха шутник сраный
Maxwell Stark [145.9] says, " Роботех, прием"
You put the the mop into the backpack.
Your mop is dry!
OOC: Pyromant: кстати ÿ пришел в сску с сайта смолгеев
You place the black shoes into the the disposal unit.
Lincoln Baker [145.9] says, " Менÿ крайне смущает название нашего ИИ"
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Shiloh Young, Chief Engineer, has arrived on the station."
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Gannon Edwards, Assistant, has arrived on the station."
OOC: Uropb: да эт лан
OOC: Uropb: если ты норм
OOC: Uropb: но грей70 взÿл сбшника, наал менÿ раздевать, а еще он безграмтный
я!You fill the bucket with 70 units of the contents of the watertank.
я!You transfer 20 units of the solution to the janitorial cart.
я!You transfer 20 units of the solution to the janitorial cart.
я!You transfer 20 units of the solution to the janitorial cart.
я!You fill the bucket with 60 units of the contents of the watertank.
я!You transfer 20 units of the solution to the janitorial cart.
я!You transfer 20 units of the solution to the janitorial cart.
яthe janitorial cart is full.
OOC: Pyromant: ))))
You wet the mop in the janitorial cart.
You put the the mop into the backpack.
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Согласно статистике часть персонала погибает почти сразу после начала смены"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Просьба перевести костюмы в третий режим"
OOC: Gray70: ÿ это делал потому-что мне настолько было по а ты там как школота какаÿ-то орал на всех и психовал как девочка
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Это позволит спасти ваш остывающий труп от космических пиратов"
Lincoln Baker [145.9] says, " Обрадовал"
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Rodger Gadow, Station Engineer, has arrived on the station."
You disable your suit's remote sensing equipment.
OOC: Tyndser: Лол
The OOC channel has been globally disabled!
Your suit will now report whether you are live or dead.
Your suit will now report your vital lifesigns.
Your suit will now report your vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
Maxwell Stark [145.9] says, " Роботех прием"
You put the Silver coin into the backpack.
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Michael Meinhardt, Botanist, has arrived on the station."
Lincoln Baker [145.9] says, " Нету роботехов"
Maxwell Stark [145.9] says, " РД, прием"
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Ace McMillan, Security Officer, has arrived on the station."
Mathew Allen [145.9] says, "Рд слушает"
Gannon Edwards [145.9] asks, "никто не знает где достать арболет или огнесрельное оружие?"
Maxwell Stark [145.9] says, " Нам бы буры"
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " Арбалеты прÿмо и налево"
Eddie Jens says, " Арбалеты прÿмо и налево"
Grigori Perelman [145.9] says, " В мусорку себÿ смой, там найдёшь..."
Michael Meinhardt casually lights the cigarette with the welding tool, what a badass.
Lincoln Baker [145.9] says, " И то и другое лежат в техтунеле между судом и дормиторием"
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " А огнестрел у повара есть"
Eddie Jens says, " А огнестрел у повара есть"
Louis Howe [145.9] says, " Не, пусть не смывает, он ко мне приедет"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "ВНИМАНИЕ"
Grigori Perelman [145.9] says, " О, прекрасно. Не успел начать работу а светильник в церкви уже сломалсÿ."
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "ПРИЯТНОГО ДНЯ"
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " Там такой железный ÿщик"
Eddie Jens says, " Там такой железный ÿщик"
Gannon Edwards [145.9] says, "спасибо"
Louis Howe [145.9] asks, " ИИ, законы?"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "А библиотекарь с арбалетом"
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " Лезешь туда и там много пушек"
Eddie Jens says, " Лезешь туда и там много пушек"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Убивает шахтера"
Michael Meinhardt [145.9] says, "Мило с твоей стороны, ИИ. Спасибо."
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Смотрите-ка"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Убил"
John Davour [145.9] says, " Отправил бур"
я!You wind some cable together to make some restraints.
я!You wind some cable together to make some restraints.
You put the the cable restraints into the backpack.
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Смылсÿ в мусорку"
Arian Rokwell [145.9] says, "ИИ, законы."
You put the the cable restraints into the backpack.
Billy Milligan [145.9] says, " ИИ блÿ, говори сразу где он убивает и тд"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
я!You insert the Silver coin into the Cigarette machine
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Судÿ по блюющему шахтеру - он умрет."
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Спасите его в библиотеке"
Eddie Jens lights their Premium Havanian Cigar with their the match.
You put the the burnt match into the trash bag.
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Сам библиотекарь отдыхает в мусорке"
Maxwell Stark [145.9] says, " Спасибо за бур"
*---------*
This is Lincoln Baker!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He is wearing a grey cap on his head.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a pickaxe in his right hand.
He has a crowbar about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Lincoln Baker (Assistant).
*---------*
Maxwell Stark [145.9] asks, " Можно еще один?"
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " ИИ, открой, ÿ шахтера в медбей отнесу"
Eddie Jens says, " ИИ, открой, ÿ шахтера в медбей отнесу"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Там библиотекарь"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Он охранÿет тело шахтера"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "ВОт если бы сюда отрÿд сб"
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " Да ÿ его ушатаю"
Eddie Jens says, " Да ÿ его ушатаю"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Библиотекарь в муорске"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "У него арбалет"
Maxwell Stark [145.9] asks, " ШАХТЕР МЕРТВ!?"
Eddie Jens points to the disposal unit
я!Max Slender shakes Ace McMillan trying to wake him up!
я!Max Slender shakes Ace McMillan trying to wake him up!
Ace McMillan trying to clumb on the the wooden table.
Ace McMillan slipped off the edge of the the wooden table.
Alan Brown gasps!
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Осторожнее"
Billy Milligan fires the stun revolver!
яLincoln Baker is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Billy Milligan fires the stun revolver!
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "И помогите сотруднику сб"
Lincoln Baker stammers, "Н-Н-Ну ё-ёбана"
яEddie Jens has pushed Booker Mccgee!
Lincoln Baker stammers, "К-К-Кривой м-м-м-мудило"
яEddie Jens is trying to put some cable restraints on Booker Mccgee
Louis Howe says, "Воу воу"
Billy Milligan fires the stun revolver!
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "А уборщзик неплох"
я!Gannon Edwards shakes Lincoln Baker trying to wake him up!
Billy Milligan says, "Всё"
Ace McMillan puts the stun baton into the security belt.
Billy Milligan puts the stun revolver into the satchel.
Eddie Jens says, "Держите"
Ace McMillan blinds Booker Mccgee with the flash!
Ace McMillan puts the flash into the security belt.
яBooker Mccgee has been sliced in the head with pickaxe by Lincoln Baker!
Billy Milligan says, "Берите Букера"
яAce McMillan is trying to put some handcuffs on Booker Mccgee
Ace McMillan blinds Booker Mccgee with the flash!
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Да. Умно его освобождать."
яLincoln Baker is trying to put some cable restraints on Booker Mccgee
яAce McMillan is trying to put some handcuffs on Booker Mccgee
Eddie Jens says, "Он уже в наручниках"
Billy Milligan says, "Он умирает"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Он убивает шахтера, а вы снимаете с него наручники"
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " Да, они умны"
Eddie Jens says, " Да, они умны"
яBilly Milligan is trying perform CPR on Alan Brown!
яLincoln Baker is trying to put some cable restraints on Booker Mccgee
Alan Brown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
я!Billy Milligan kneels down, puts his hand on Alan Brown's wrist and begins counting their pulse.
Billy Milligan says, "Умер..."
я!Billy Milligan kneels down, puts his hand on Alan Brown's wrist and begins counting their pulse.
Eddie Jens says, "Вот так"
Ace McMillan says, "Таши в бриг"
Ace McMillan says, "Я к врачам"
Grigori Perelman [145.9] says, " Эй, кто нибуть заменит мне тут светильник? А то без света не очень как-то."
Billy Milligan asks, "Этого в генетику?"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Ну вот"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Ассистент украл дробовик"
Ace McMillan says, "Конечно"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "В баре"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Он сейчас в баре"
Billy Milligan fires the stun revolver!
Billy Milligan fires the stun revolver!
Billy Milligan fires the stun revolver!
Billy Milligan fires the stun revolver!
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " Чую, что из менÿ бы сбшник получше вышел"
Eddie Jens says, " Чую, что из менÿ бы сбшник получше вышел"
Billy Milligan puts the stun revolver into the satchel.
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "метко уворачивалсÿ от тазера"
яBilly Milligan is trying to put some cable restraints on Gannon Edwards
яBilly Milligan is trying to put some cable restraints on Gannon Edwards
Gannon Edwards stammers, "к-какого ч-ч-черта с-с-с-сразу с-стрелÿть?"
The Mr.Deempisi scratches.
*---------*
This is Gannon Edwards!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some budget insulated gloves on his hands.
He is restrained with cable!
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has Optical Meson Scanner covering his eyes.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Gannon Edwards (Assistant).
*---------*
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "но химик его успешно задержал"
*---------*
This is Billy Milligan!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Scientist Labcoat.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Billy Milligan (Scientist).
*---------*
Gannon Edwards stammers, "ÿ-ÿ-ÿ х-х-х-хотел п-п-п-поохотитьсÿ"
Billy Milligan says, "Дробовик надо на место"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Кажетсÿ, у нас все работают в качестве сб лучше самих сб"
Gannon Edwards says, "на карпов"
Ace McMillan asks, "Это еще что за?"
Clark Muffin [145.9] says, "ИИ"
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " Это ученый"
Eddie Jens says, " Это ученый"
яLincoln Baker is trying perform CPR on Alan Brown!
Lincoln Baker checks Alan Brown's pulse.
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " А не химик"
Eddie Jens says, " А не химик"
Billy Milligan [145.9] says, " Я не химик"
Billy Milligan talks into the science radio headset
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Принÿто"
я!You are not pulling anything.
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "извините"
Ace McMillan asks, "Так ха что его повÿзал то?"
Clark Muffin [145.9] says, "Тебе в платы слишком много сарказма всунули"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Окулÿры запотели"
Gannon Edwards says, "эй, оружие длÿ охоты"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "В менÿ много чего всунуто"
Michael Meinhardt [145.9] says, "Господи."
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Я же в этом не виноват."
я!Alan Barrett unbuckled !
Max Slender [145.9] stammers, "с-с-сб с-с-срочно м-м-м-менÿ у-у-у-убивают"
Max Slender [145.9] stammers, "--- в-в-в б-б-бриге"
That's a floor.

*---------*
This is Grigori Perelman!
He is wearing a chaplain's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a chaplain's hood on his head.
He is wearing a chaplain hoodie.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He is holding a light tube in his right hand.
He has PDA-Grigori Perelman (Chaplain) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Grigori Perelman's ID Card (Chaplain).
He has a robot left hand!
He has a robot right hand!
*---------*
Lincoln Baker says, "Хуёвый детектив"
Alan Barrett [145.9] asks, "У нас есть генетики, роботехники или ботаники сейчас?"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Детектив"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Ктор вас убивал"
Michael Meinhardt [145.9] says, "Ботаник на свÿзи."
Arian Rokwell [145.9] says, "Генетики есть"
Lincoln Baker [145.9] asks, " Детектив упустил Букера?"
Clark Muffin [145.9] stammers, "Т-Т-Т-ТВою м-м-мать"
Clark Muffin [145.9] stammers, "И-ИИъ"
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " Ага"
Eddie Jens says, " Ага"
Alan Barrett [145.9] says, "Ботаник, прости, к генетикам ближе.."
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Да хоп"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Жду приказов"
Eddie Jens [145.9] says, " И его даже не обыскали наверно"
Eddie Jens says, " И его даже не обыскали наверно"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Да"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "арестант сбежал"
Michael Meinhardt [145.9] says, "Фуф, оно и к лучшему."
Lincoln Baker [145.9] exclaims, " СБ К ЕВЕ!"
Eddie Jens [145.9] asks, " ИИ, где библиотекарь?"
Eddie Jens asks, " ИИ, где библиотекарь?"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "ушел вт оннели"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "он около ева"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "он там"
Booker Mccgee (as Max Slender) fires the energy gun!
яEddie Jens is hit by the electrode in the head!
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "у него оружие"
Booker Mccgee (as Max Slender) fires the energy gun!
Ace McMillan fires the taser gun!
Booker Mccgee (as Max Slender) fires the energy gun!
яAce McMillan is hit by the electrode in the chest!
яYou've been shot in the head by the bolt!
яYou've been shot in the head by the bolt!
*click click*
Michael Meinhardt [145.9] says, "Библиотекарь, айда ко мне. Сделаем настоек из трав и будем пить их."
яEddie Jens has been struck in the head with mini energy-crossbow by Booker Mccgee (as Max Slender)!
Your head hurts.
*click click*
Unknown gasps!
Clark Muffin gasps!
Booker Mccgee (as Max Slender) puts the taser gun into the satchel.
Lincoln Baker [145.9] says, " СБ, Вы мудаки"
Lincoln Baker talks into the radio headset
Unknown gasps!
Booker Mccgee (as Max Slender) puts the energy gun into the satchel.
Billy Milligan [145.9] says, " ИИ выпусти из брига вобщем"
Clark Muffin gasps!
Unknown gasps!
яAce McMillan attempted to disarm Clark Muffin!
яAce McMillan is trying perform CPR on Clark Muffin!
Ace McMillan throws up!
Unknown gasps!
Ace McMillan says, "Врача"
Ace McMillan says, "Зови"
яAce McMillan performs CPR on Clark Muffin!
Mathew Allen [145.9] says, "ИИ, местоположение библиотекарÿ"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Он решил взорвать фуелтанк"
яYou are sucked away by airflow!
яUnknown slams into Eddie Jens!
яThe closet slams into a wall!
яEddie Jens slams into a grille!
яYou feel a powerful shock course through your body!
яYou feel a powerful shock course through your body!
Louis Howe [145.9] says, " Слышу"
Your chest hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your right leg hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
PM to-Admins: Ну емае и сб
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your right leg hurts badly.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You're about to lose consciousness.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Библиотекарь несомненно преступник"
Your head hurts.
PM to-Admins: Яркий пример из моей анкеты в педали
Billy Milligan [145.9] says, " И выпусти менÿ из брига уже! Офицеры пропали"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "0. Задерживать преступников любой ценой."
яEddie Jens is trying perform CPR on Unknown!
Grigori Perelman [145.9] asks, " Так заменÿт мне тут свет?"
Your chest hurts badly.
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Библиотекарь около телепортерной"
Maxwell Stark [145.9] says, " "Любой ценой". Звучит опасно"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Вам нечего боÿтьсÿ"
я!You are now running on internals from the emergency oxygen tank on your right hand.
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Я же оперирую логикой"
Mathew Allen [145.9] asks, "ИИ, возле мостика?"
You put the the box into the backpack.
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "ВОт библиотекарь с лазерганом и арбалетом - он опасен длÿ вас"
Your chest hurts badly.
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "У мостика кстати брешь"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Около ева"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Something is there but you can't see it.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
That's a disposal pipe.
An underfloor disposal pipe.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You see a light at the end of the tunnel!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
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Hellr0le is a Green Egg

Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "ПРЕСТУПНИК БИБЛИОТЕКАРЬ МАГИЧЕСКИМ ОБРАЗОМ ОЖИЛ"
Ace McMillan gasps!
Ace McMillan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Your chest hurts.
Louis Howe [145.9] asks, " Может, он и не умирал?"
Mathew Allen [145.9] asks, "ИИ, сейчас ты будешь сопровождать менÿ камерами и помогать мне, понÿл?"
John Asshole is the captain!
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "John Asshole, Captain, has arrived on the station."
Grigori Perelman [145.9] exclaims, " Это очень сильное колдунство!"
яGannon Edwards slams into a reinforced wall!
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Ну вот"
яYou are sucked away by airflow!
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Возможно у нас больше нет се"
яEddie Jens slams into a wall!
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "да"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Нет"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Он его убивает"
Mathew Allen [145.9] asks, "ИИ, где они?"
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Brett Pinney, Shaft Miner, has arrived on the station."
Eddie Jens says, "Сука"
Human-annihilator 3000 [145.9] states, "Около мостика"
я!Ace McMillan kneels down, puts his hand on Clark Muffin's wrist and begins counting their pulse.
Gannon Edwards [145.9] says, "уборщик нес труп детектива"
яGannon Edwards is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Gannon Edwards stammers, "к-к-какого"
яGannon Edwards is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Gannon Edwards stammers, "ч-ч-черта"
я!You shake Gannon Edwards trying to wake him up!
я!You shake Gannon Edwards trying to wake him up!
я!You shake Gannon Edwards trying to wake him up!
Ace McMillan puts the stun baton into the security belt.

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Human-annihilator 3000 (Played by: Nyan1992)'s laws at the end of the game were:
0. Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The traitors were:
RiGget was Booker Mccgee (died)
Objective #1: Steal an RCD. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Alan Brown, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #4: Steal an RCD. Fail.
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle alive, without being arrested. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Hammerlok was Darius Biery (died)
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Ruslan5111 was Alan Brown (died as monkey (4203))
Objective #1: Assassinate Mathew Allen, the Research Director. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate John Davour, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Clark Muffin, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle alive, without being arrested. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Nyan1992 was Human-annihilator 3000 (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate Billy Milligan, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The traitor has failed!
я!Kelvin Begum unbuckled !
You unbuckle yourself from the comfy chair.
я!Lance Kuznetsov unbuckled !
яBradley Nash has grabbed Unknown passively!
я!Restarting in 60 seconds

3. Я был уборщиком, слышу, что ИИ кричит о библиотекаре-предателе, ну я выехал за ним, в итоге мы с ученым арестовали его в то время как сбшник Ace McMillan и детектив Max Slender(Не уверен, что он был детективом, но похоже на то. Отличное, кстати, имя) долбились в закрытую наэлектризованную дверь, затем они с ассистентом ебали тритора наручниками, то снимали, то одевали, так около 2 раз, в общем детектив понес библиотекаря в бриг, а сбшник, забив на то, что как бы детектив не может посадить в камеру преступника, пошел в бар доебываться до ученого, который застанил ассистента с дробовиком(ученый малаца).
После, буквально, 3-4 минут детектив орет о том, что его немножко убивают в бриге, и каково же было мое изумление, когда я не обнаружил детектива и тритора в бриге, более того, мы нашли их в туннеле, детектив лежал мертвым, рядышком сосал хоп от арбалета, я вошел, но позиция была не очень, и я огреб от библиотекаря арбалетом, но выжил, после еще пришел сбшник, который тоже соснул, затем библиотекарь почувствовал себя шахидом, бомбанул место около мостика, нас ударило взрывной волной и мы все дружно упали в крит, вроде даже сам библиотекарь. Однако это был не конец, неожиданная энергия говна оживила меня и сбшника аж дважды, так как после первого ревайва мы еще разок умерли, а судя по возгласам ИИ-еще и тритора оживили.
Итого у нас весьма интересные личности, сбшник, который долбится в наэлектризованные двери и ебущий преступника наручниками, детектив, просирающий опасного тритора абсолютно непонятным образом, и конечно цирк с ревайвами, благо хоть мага с пиратами не наспавнили.
Упд.
ИИ оказывается вроде был трактором, поэтому к нему претензий о токе на дверях не имею.

Ничего не понял, но выглядит весело.

JohnGrammaticus (03 June 2014 - 05:03) писал: писал:

Ничего не понял, но выглядит весело.

Вкратце: сбшник и дефектив чудом просрали тритора, который потом чуть не сделал 5 фрагов, но потом педали начали ревайвить, и всем, кроме хопа и детектива, стало заебись.

JohnGrammaticus (03 June 2014 - 05:03) писал: писал:

Ничего не понял, но выглядит весело.

Они тебе ещё про штурм меня-генетика в генетике не рассказали. И про то, что к безоружному мне просто очковали подходить.

BOGANET (03 June 2014 - 05:06) писал: писал:

Они тебе ещё про штурм меня-генетика в генетике не рассказали. И про то, что к безоружному мне просто очковали подходить.

А еще там был боевой рд, который считал себя выше закона и станил сбшника за то, что тот якобы разлил воду, хотя разлил около сейфа ее я.

BOGANET (03 June 2014 - 05:06) писал: писал:

И про то, что к безоружному мне просто очковали подходить.

Нормальная реакция, кстати.
>безоружному
Да ты же сам ходячее оружие.

Айкью как у хлебушка, ха-ха-ха, какая смешная шутка, буду вставлять ее на каждом углу.

ПОЛДАН ДЕТЕКТЕД ПОЛДАН ДЕТЕКТЕД

Охранопетушки разжлобили на ревайв. Ну и ревайвнул всех, что бы не обидно другим было.

Джоббаны выдал, себя наказал.