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[Banthem] Мимотред касательно дион.

Автор: HatcheR · 12.03.2014, 13:14 · 13 сообщений

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1. Jullian Brennan | hatcher36
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the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
Jullian Brennan exclaims, "ты не охуел?!"
Simon Glenbovski has been torn in the right hand with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
Diona 106 has thrown the banana peel.
You slipped on the banana peel!
Loft (as Osborn Loft) misses Simon Glenbovski with the hatchet!
Diona 106 has attempted to slash Jullian Brennan!
Your armor softens the blow!
Diona 106 has slashed Jullian Brennan!
Roger Millhouse says, "Это что за чудо"
Your head hurts.
Diona 106 has slashed Jullian Brennan!
Jullian Brennan has been cut in the head with hatchet by Diona 106!
Jullian Brennan has been torn in the right hand with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
Jullian Brennan has been cut in the head with hatchet by Diona 106!
Your armor has softened hit to your head.
Something inside your head hurts a lot.
Jullian Brennan has been torn in the right hand with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
Jullian Brennan has been chopped in the head with hatchet by Diona 106!
Your armor has softened hit to your head.
The wound on your head widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Jullian Brennan has been chopped in the right hand with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
Something feels like it shattered in your right hand!
Jullian Brennan screams!
Roger Millhouse has been cut in the left foot with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
Jullian Brennan has been cut in the head with hatchet by Diona 106!
Your armor has softened hit to your head.
The wound on your head widens with a nasty ripping voice.
You prime the grenade!
The solution begins to bubble.
Jullian Brennan starts climbing into the disposal.
Your mask melts away!
Your helmet protects you from the acid!
Your helmet protects you from the acid!
You feel lightheaded.
Your helmet melts away but protects you from the acid
Jullian Brennan screams!
Jullian Brennan screams!
Jullian Brennan screams!
The wound on your head widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Jullian Brennan screams!
Jullian Brennan screams!
Your face becomes unrecognizible mangled mess!
Jullian Brennan screams!
Station Intercom (Medbay) melts.
Jullian Brennan screams!
Jullian Brennan screams!
The wound on your chest widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Jullian Brennan screams!
Jullian Brennan screams!
Jullian Brennan screams!
You get a headache.
Jullian Brennan screams!
Something feels like it shattered in your chest!
Jullian Brennan screams!
Something feels like it shattered in your head!
Jullian Brennan screams!
Jullian Brennan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Jullian Brennan's Death Alarm [145.9] declares, "Jullian Brennan has died in Medbay!"
You hear a nasty ripping noise, as if flesh is being torn apart.
You hear a nasty ripping noise, as if flesh is being torn apart.
Your mind says 'Hello'
You get a headache.
You feel lightheaded.
Your mind says 'Hello'
You get a headache.
You hear a nasty ripping noise, as if flesh is being torn apart.
Your mind says 'Hello'
You get a headache.
Your eyes feel weird...
Your mind says 'Hello'
You get a headache.
You twitch.
Your eyes feel weird...
Your mind says 'Hello'
You get a headache.
Your eyes feel weird...
Your mind says 'Hello'
You get a headache.
You can't seem to see anything.
Your eyes feel weird...
William Wilkerson asks, "Чего тебе?"
You hear a nasty ripping noise, as if flesh is being torn apart.
Your mind says 'Hello'
You get a headache.
Your eyes feel weird...
You hear a nasty ripping noise, as if flesh is being torn apart.
the pill bottle (Tramadol) melts.
Your mind says 'Hello'
Your eyes feel weird...
Your mind says 'Hello'
You twitch.
Your eyes feel weird...
You hear a nasty ripping noise, as if flesh is being torn apart.
Your mind says 'Hello'
You twitch.
Your eyes feel weird...
Diona 106 says, "Сам себя убил"
August Ryals [145.9] asks, "У вас тоже света нет?"
August Ryals asks, "У вас тоже света нет?"
William Wilkerson says, "Нет."
William Wilkerson says, "Сейчас шаттл вызову."
August Ryals says, "Рот ебал я этого СЕ"
August Ryals asks, "Можно я его задушу?"
William Wilkerson says, "Мне доложили, что пиздец."
DEAD: Jullian Brennan stammers, "охуевшие"
William Wilkerson says, "Трупов гора."
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the grille has been hit by Diona 106 with the hatchet
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
DEAD: Marshall Shafer asks, "Дионы убили?"
the grille has been hit by Diona 106 with the hatchet
August Ryals asks, "Ты слышишь меня?"
the grille has been hit by Diona 106 with the hatchet
DEAD: Andres Riggle says, "ПОЗЫРЬТЕНА ДИОН"
DEAD: Jullian Brennan says, "ага"
the grille has been hit by Diona 106 with the hatchet
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
DEAD: Andres Riggle says, "пипец"
Diona 106 shakes Loft (as Osborn Loft) trying to wake it up!
the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
William Wilkerson asks, "Хм, в шкафу нет ничего незаконного?"
Roger Millhouse puts the syringe gun into the satchel.
the reinforced window has been hit by Diona 106 with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Diona 106 with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
DEAD: Marshall Shafer says, "Охуевшие, да"
the reinforced window has been hit by Diona 106 with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Diona 106 with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Diona 106 with the hatchet
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the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Diona 106 with the hatchet
William Wilkerson says, "А."
Roger Millhouse has thrown the grenade.
William Wilkerson says, "Ну, я б и на слово поверил."
DEAD: Marshall Shafer says, "Я такой еду делаю"
The solution begins to bubble.
August Ryals says, "Я придушу этого СЕ"
Diona 106 slipped off the edge of the the table.
the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the reinforced window has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
William Wilkerson says, "Удачи."
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
August Ryals asks, " Ты меня слышишь Август?"
Maynard Murray snores.
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
DEAD: Marshall Shafer says, "Они через коровник приходят и убивают"
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
Diona 106 climbs on the the table.
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
the grille has been hit by Loft (as Osborn Loft) with the hatchet
Roger Millhouse fires the syringe gun!
Diona 106 is hit by the Syringe in the head!
The wound on Diona 106's head widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Greyson Wells snores.
Roger Millhouse has grabbed Diona 106 passively!
Roger Millhouse has grabbed Diona 106 aggressively (now hands)!
Roger Millhouse has reinforced his grip on Diona 106 (now neck)!
Clarion Osei climbs on the the table.
Roger Millhouse starts putting Diona 106 into the disposal.
Roger Millhouse twitches violently.
Simon Glenbovski asks, "что это за существа?"
Loft (as Osborn Loft) climbs on the the table.
Clarion Osei has broken Roger Millhouse's grip on Diona 106!
Clarion Osei has disarmed Roger Millhouse!
Roger Millhouse has been torn in the right hand with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
Loft (as Osborn Loft) misses Roger Millhouse with the hatchet!
Roger Millhouse twitches violently.
Roger Millhouse's the syringe gun goes off during struggle!
*click click*
Roger Millhouse has been chopped in the left foot with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
OOC: Guap6512: А ещё, бейцы как-то многоуровневость недоделали.
August Ryals asks, " Вильям Вилкерсон, почему осужденные жалуются на произвол?"
Max Millhouse snores.
Roger Millhouse has been torn in the right hand with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
Clarion Osei attempted to disarm Roger Millhouse!
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Roger Millhouse has thrown the hatchet.
Clarion Osei has been hit by the hatchet.
Roger Millhouse has been chopped in the right hand with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Roger Millhouse.
Roger Millhouse screams!
Roger Millhouse has been chopped in the right leg with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
OOC: Guap6512: Говно какое-то у них с лесенками творится. Пришлось переделывать.
Roger Millhouse has been torn in the right hand with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
Clarion Osei has disarmed Roger Millhouse!
Roger Millhouse has been cut in the right hand with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
William Wilkerson says, "Кто жалуется? Я сам недавно прибыл, даже не знал, что у нас есть заключенные."
Roger Millhouse screams!
Simon Glenbovski drops what they were holding, their right hand malfunctioning!
Roger Millhouse screams!
Roger Millhouse gasps!
Roger Millhouse screams!
Roger Millhouse screams!
August Ryals [145.9] says, " В пермабриге, точнее рядом с ним."
August Ryals says, " В пермабриге, точнее рядом с ним."
Unknown (as Roger Millhouse) screams!
Max Millhouse snores.
Unknown (as Roger Millhouse) screams!
Unknown (as Roger Millhouse) screams!
August Ryals [145.9] says, " В маленькой комнатушке, все плакался мне."
August Ryals says, " В маленькой комнатушке, все плакался мне."
Unknown (as Roger Millhouse) has been chopped in the head with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
Unknown (as Roger Millhouse) has been torn in the head with hatchet by Loft (as Osborn Loft)!
Unknown (as Roger Millhouse)'s head flies off in an arc.
OOC: Burakh: Что за прикол с дионами?
Tom Guizmon snores.
William Wilkerson says, "Да хуй его знает."
Loft (as Osborn Loft) has thrown Roger Millhouse's head.
The reinforced window was hit by Roger Millhouse's head.
Reece Owen says, "Потому что опастный преступник очень."
Loft (as Osborn Loft) climbs on the the table.
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This is Clarion Osei!
He is wearing a botanist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a green bandana on his head.
He is wearing a coveralls.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is holding a banana peel in his left hand.
He has some botanist's leather gloves on his hands.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some blood-stained sandals on his feet!
He has Premium Havanian Cigar on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Clarion Osei (Botanist).
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3. Сидели мы, химики в химии, никого не трогали, варили колеса. И ВДРУГ !БАЦ! Прибегают дионы, начинают ломать нахуй все, потом заробастили меня метко брошеной коркой банана, второму химику вообще отхуярили голову топором. Оказывается, ботаник, который, видимо, вырастил этих дион-нагибаторов, был в прошлом генетиком-генкой, которого унизили всей станцией, но который умудрился выжить. Кроме нас, химиков, дионы завалили еще несколько человек. Собственно само негодование вызвал тот факт, что по беку - дионы вполне разумны и не обязаны беспрекословно слушать ботаника, который их вырастил, он им не хозяин. Более того, дионы - относятся к разумным растениям и совершенно не агрессивны. Что поднимает градус пердака до совершенно неприличных высот. Прошу администрацию покарать этих охуевших подорожников-переростков.
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Ах да, оказывается, генка тот на самом деле превратился в фарш на кухне. Просто ботаник вырастил этих тварей, а дохлый генка стал дионой. Кто второй - не знаю. Он потом в гостчате отмазался, мол, захват власти. Но мы-то знаем, что это ужасная месть за фейлнутую рольку по собственному долбоебизму.
Сообщение отредактировал HatcheR: 12 March 2014 - 03:21
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Kapucin#4
Сидел я на кухне, делал бургеры из генки. Тут ботаник вырастил Дион, они через живой уголок прошли и голову мне оторвали.
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BOGANET#6
>не смог заробастить двух дион будучи химиком
Давайте забаним ОПа.
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kartag (22 December 2013 - 14:07) писал: писал:
Они применяют слово "правила" вместо "законы". Они всерьёз употребляют слово "нормальный" и считают, что на станции кто-то кому-то что-то по умолчанию должен. Они всерьёз считают, что Азимов не обязывает ИИ сосать хуй у любого, кто это прикажет, и первый закон позволяет отказаться от выполнения любого приказа. А сами Азимова наверняка даже не читали.
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Loly#7
Дионы:
Diona 106 (ibolit)
Loft (gelium)

Ну хуй знает. Первый жуткий смоллгей, второй вроде еще понимает что-то. Поймаю - поговорю.
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BOGANET (12 March 2014 - 03:51) писал: писал:
>не смог заробастить двух дион будучи химиком
Давайте забаним ОПа.
Я за ассистента забалонил троих, лол.
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Gelium#9
К  слову, один из химиков подорвал сам себя гранатой
"метко брошеной гранатой"
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HatcheR#10
Хотел вас с собой забрать, хуесосов. Но из-за тупорылого таймера, который минимум можно выкрутить на 2 секунды вы успели свалить
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24twelve#11
HatcheR (12 March 2014 - 04:27) писал: писал:
Хотел вас с собой забрать, хуесосов. Но из-за тупорылого таймера, который минимум можно выкрутить на 2 секунды вы успели свалить
Помню, когда-то то и где-то делал смертельные гранаты с нулевым таймером и дарил охране :3
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HatcheR#12
Сейчас же вроде бага имеет место - таймер на 0 или на 1 отсчитывает бесконечно. Не знаю, где это можно было так сделать, но точно не здесь и не сейчас.
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Fell-x27#13
Бесконечно отсчитывающие гранаты - тоже збс подарок для СБ. Граната с 0 таймером убивает тело. Граната с вечным таймером куда страшнее - она убивает надежду.
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Этой станции нужен герой. Герой, которого она заслуживает.
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