Смешные и глупые цитаты SS13

Механплей такой механплей.

Цитата

Patton Allen says, "Химик, наполни большой стакан серной кислотой и брось мне на стол через коридор"

Вот тогда-то я и покинул блек.

Kartag (17 September 2013 - 04:06) писал:

Вот тогда-то я и покинул блек.

Пафоса-то сколько.

Цитата

Gerald Campbell  [145.9] says, "Ученый с инженером лезут ко мне в карго"

[01:22:45] <Кот Василий>

ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ГРИФОНИТЬ СТАНЦИЮ

СТАНЦИЯ САМА СЕБЯ ЗАГРИФОНИТ, НО ЭТО ДОЛГО

ЗАГРИФОНЬ ЕЕ, ЗАГРИФОНЬ ЕЕ ЕЩЕ РАЗ

ЗАЧЕМ МНЕ НУЖЕН КРУЗИС, У МЕНЯ НЕТ ДЕНЕГ ПОКУПАТЬ НОВЫЙ КОМПЬЮТЕР

ЛУЧШЕ ЕЩЕ РАЗ ГРИФОНИТЬ СТАНЦИЮ

Я ГРИФОНЮ СТАНЦИЮ ПО ПЯТЬ РАЗ В ДЕНЬ

КАЖДЫЙ ГРИФОН ЗАНИМАЕТ ОТ ДЕСЯТИ МИНУТ ДО ЧАСА

Я ЖИВУ АКТИВНОЙ И ПОЛНОЦЕННОЙ ЖИЗНЬЮ

Я СКРЫТЕН И ПОЭТОМУ ЦЕЛЫЙ ДЕНЬ ЧИТАЮ ВИКИ

А ПОТОМ ИДУ ГРИФОНИТЬ СТАНЦИЮ

ТУПЫЕ АДМИНЫ ОДЕРЖИМЫ БАНХАММЕРОМ

А Я СВОБОДНЫЙ ОТ СТАТИЧНОГО АЙПИ ГРИФЕР

УБИТЬ ТОНКО ГЛАВУ ПЕРСОНАЛА

КРОВБАР ТЕРМИТ ОГНЕТУШИТЕЛЬ ОЖИВИ КЭПА

ЛУЧШЕ Я ЗАГРИФОНЮ СТАНЦИЮ ЕЩЕ РАЗ

И ПОЛУЧУ БАН, ОБХОД НЕ НУЖЕН

Я НЕ ГРИФОНИЛ СТАНЦИЮ ДВЕ МИНУТЫ

ПОЙДУ ЗАГРИФОНЮ

В СТАНЦИИ ВСЕ ПРОСТО И ПОНЯТНО

СИНГА - БАН, ЭТО ЖЕ ОЧЕВИДНО КАК ЕГО ПОЛУЧИТЬ

ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ГРИФОНИТЬ СТАНЦИЮ

ПИУПИУПИУПИУ

ЖМУСТРЕЛЯТЬСИНГАПИТУХИ

ПИУПИУПИУПИУ

Shaman VooDoo (17 September 2013 - 18:49) писал:

[01:22:45] <Кот Василий>

ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ГРИФОНИТЬ СТАНЦИЮ

СТАНЦИЯ САМА СЕБЯ ЗАГРИФОНИТ, НО ЭТО ДОЛГО

ЗАГРИФОНЬ ЕЕ, ЗАГРИФОНЬ ЕЕ ЕЩЕ РАЗ

ЗАЧЕМ МНЕ НУЖЕН КРУЗИС, У МЕНЯ НЕТ ДЕНЕГ ПОКУПАТЬ НОВЫЙ КОМПЬЮТЕР

ЛУЧШЕ ЕЩЕ РАЗ ГРИФОНИТЬ СТАНЦИЮ

Я ГРИФОНЮ СТАНЦИЮ ПО ПЯТЬ РАЗ В ДЕНЬ

КАЖДЫЙ ГРИФОН ЗАНИМАЕТ ОТ ДЕСЯТИ МИНУТ ДО ЧАСА

Я ЖИВУ АКТИВНОЙ И ПОЛНОЦЕННОЙ ЖИЗНЬЮ

Я СКРЫТЕН И ПОЭТОМУ ЦЕЛЫЙ ДЕНЬ ЧИТАЮ ВИКИ

А ПОТОМ ИДУ ГРИФОНИТЬ СТАНЦИЮ

ТУПЫЕ АДМИНЫ ОДЕРЖИМЫ БАНХАММЕРОМ

А Я СВОБОДНЫЙ ОТ СТАТИЧНОГО АЙПИ ГРИФЕР

УБИТЬ ТОНКО ГЛАВУ ПЕРСОНАЛА

КРОВБАР ТЕРМИТ ОГНЕТУШИТЕЛЬ ОЖИВИ КЭПА

ЛУЧШЕ Я ЗАГРИФОНЮ СТАНЦИЮ ЕЩЕ РАЗ

И ПОЛУЧУ БАН, ОБХОД НЕ НУЖЕН

Я НЕ ГРИФОНИЛ СТАНЦИЮ ДВЕ МИНУТЫ

ПОЙДУ ЗАГРИФОНЮ

В СТАНЦИИ ВСЕ ПРОСТО И ПОНЯТНО

СИНГА - БАН, ЭТО ЖЕ ОЧЕВИДНО КАК ЕГО ПОЛУЧИТЬ

ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ГРИФОНИТЬ СТАНЦИЮ

ПИУПИУПИУПИУ

ЖМУСТРЕЛЯТЬСИНГАПИТУХИ

ПИУПИУПИУПИУ

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Editor TEH Chaos-neutral (18 September 2013 - 03:21) писал:

Содержимое цитаты отсутствует в сохранённом тексте.

Вот что бывает, когда HOS-HUESOS уже надоел.

GRIEF STATION

Станция горя.

Beyond the impossible

Django Heraclitus says, "Сдавайся уже. Я с 9 лет хожу на бунты против полиции, против всего, вообщем-то"

24twelve (19 September 2013 - 09:49) писал:

Django Heraclitus says, "Сдавайся уже. Я с

лет хожу на бунты против полиции, против всего, вообщем-то"

Он же охуенно оригинальный "наркозависимый, проблемный, неоправданно жестокий социопат, и к тому же извращенец!". Ему можно.

Jimmy Power D (Cyborg)   [145.9] states, " Я не пошлый киборг-идиот, просто некоторые факты не могут остаться неозвученными."

24twelve (19 September 2013 - 09:49) писал:

Django Heraclitus says, "Сдавайся уже. Я с

лет хожу на бунты против полиции, против всего, вообщем-то"

Братишечка, это был толстый намек на одного охуенного персонажа манеру поведения которого я пытаюсь перенять. Между прочим было два комента в ООС про него

http://clip2net.com/s/5NcDkU

GetsRUS (20 September 2013 - 12:26) писал:

Братишечка, это был толстый намек на одного охуенного персонажа манеру поведения которого я пытаюсь перенять. Между прочим было два комента в ООС про него

Вот оно что!

это, блять, в корне меняет дело, конечно!

Jimmy Power D states, "Посмотрите на серебристые яйца Рантайма"

Jimmy Power D states, "И на свои"

Jimmy Power D states, "На вылизанные яйца кота и на свои"

Jimmy Power D states, "Кот на коне."

Charls Badge says, "так вот"

Charls Badge asks, "бороду не видели?"

Xylleme Zetailan asks, "Какую бороду?"

Charls Badge says, "мою"

Xylleme Zetailan says, "Нет."

Charls Badge exclaims, "когда меня убили, она исчезла!"

Подбегает посон к моему трупу.

Richard Chair exclaims, "СТОЛ!"

Проиграл.

Макс, Альбрехт - инжи, Август - се

Цитата

Max Koehler says, "хайль"

August Hirt says, "потом можете ебаться"

August Hirt says, "когда настроете сингу"

August Hirt says, "я пойду веселиться с телками"

Max Koehler says, "вот же мудак"

Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Блять"

Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Точно мудак"

Albreht Von Habsburg asks, "Настучим потом на него?"

Max Koehler says, "да"

Vincent Carter  [145.9] stammers, "СЕ ПРЕДАТЕЛЬ"

Max Koehler says, "о"

Max Koehler says, "уже"

Likot Ubendeb is trying to perform CPR on Likot Ubendeb!

ООС: Ананим: Плин опять изнасиловал игру

Я так на Гунстейшине себя откачивал из крита. Делаю себе CPR, оксидамаг убрал, осталось 5ХП. Сам себе не поможешь - никто не поможет.

Цитата

Jed Barnes says, "эй вы"

Jed Barnes says, "мудаки"

Jed Barnes says, "пропало электричество и связь"

Jed Barnes asks, "хули вы танцуете тут?"

Жалко, пикчи не осталось.

Ах да, обращение к двум инженерам было, которые построили танцпол в баре и уже во всю танцевали.

Цитата

Priority Announcement

Emiliano Sybilla первая уволеная.

Emiliano Sybilla  [145.9] says, "Я МУЖИК ПИДОР"

NT

сброс бомб

Trevor Gabors  [145.9] exclaims, "Воу, воу, пидаль, палехче!"

МА-МА-МА-МАЛТИКИЛЛ!!!

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