Отписываюсь, Нойз говна не устраивал, а сделал годное ЕРТ. А вот Каттус- ну вы понели.Polymorph (10 July 2013 - 14:16) писал: писал:Подписываюсь - устроил сегодня с Нойзом просто эпическое говно.
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Автор: Jewlizardus · 10.07.2013, 19:55 · 51 сообщений
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*тут заходит Сталин*
Graham Maclagan exclaims, "ТОВАРИЩ СТАЛИН!"
Hanry Morgan exclaims, "КАТТУС, В ЖОПУ ОТСЮДА!"
Вырвал из лога.
Graham Maclagan exclaims, "ТОВАРИЩ СТАЛИН!"
Hanry Morgan exclaims, "КАТТУС, В ЖОПУ ОТСЮДА!"
Вырвал из лога.
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Годное ЕРТ, которое летело спасать ещё одно не менее годное ЕРТ?GetsRUS (10 July 2013 - 14:17) писал: писал:Отписываюсь, Нойз говна не устраивал, а сделал годное ЕРТ. А вот Каттус- ну вы понели.
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Ну так а то. Там трое из 5 полегли. Ну, я одного правда клонировал, но он был в апатии.Polymorph (10 July 2013 - 14:18) писал: писал:Годное ЕРТ, которое летело спасать ещё одно не менее годное ЕРТ?
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Ну охуеть. Есть рева - более-менее сбалансированный режим. Есть революционеры в составе 5 человек, которые почти пришли к успеху(уничтожили СБ, которое прижало их на астероиде). Есть педали, которые накидали мясоЕРТ и испортили баланс. Есть ЕРТ которое почти что соснуло. Ну а педали решили ещё порцию мяса прислать - вверх гениальности. Претензии, надеюсь, очевидны.
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Двое из пяти. Остались я, Майк и Марлоу. СБ всё ещё было, и рева без ЕРТ соснула бы. Ибо главы вызвали шаттл.
А то что ЕРТ летело так долго - так у нас там охуенный цирк был.
А то что ЕРТ летело так долго - так у нас там охуенный цирк был.
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А вот это ни разу не факт и, тем более, не оправдание шитспауну:Egorkor (10 July 2013 - 14:25) писал: писал:СБ всё ещё было, и рева без ЕРТ соснула бы.
2-3 лёгковооружённых человека из СБ против 5 рев, вооружённых нюкаганами, пистолетами-пулемётами в тяжёлой броне, ещё и успешно окопавшихся. Даже ЕРТ потеряло только трёх человек лично от меня. Остальные тоже киллов наделали.
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Когда мы только появились и к нам заглянул Tovarish Stalin, я почувствовал, что собираться мы будем долго...
Случайно сохранился кусок лога нелегких сборов ЕРТ.
[2:34:20] Graham Maclagan says, "КСИЛЛ СПАКУХА"
Graham Maclagan says, "МЫ ЕЩЁ ОТОМСТИМ"
Hanry Morgan says, "щас имена выбираете"
ghost says, "ЛАЙС"
Hanry Morgan says, "по 1 ко мне и выбираете имя"
ghost says, "ЛАЙС ЛАЙС ЛАЙС"
ghost says, "Довай ко мне"
Jack Trade exclaims, "Первый!"
Hanry Morgan handed the CentCom. ID to Jack Trade.
Jack Trade shows you: CentCom. ID: assignment: General
Graham Maclagan says, "ЛОЛ"
Hanry Morgan asks, "имя?"
Jack Trade exclaims, "Я буду....Джеки Трейд!"
Graham Maclagan says, "ТВЕЛВ АМБИЦИОЗЕН"
Jack Trade says, "Jackie Trade"
Graham Maclagan says, "МОН ЖЕНЕРАЛЬ."
ghost says, "Блять"
ghost says, "Сука"
Jack Trade says, "Отсосешь потом"
ghost says, "Хули твелв такой"
ghost says, "Заебатый"
ghost says, "Пидор"
Graham Maclagan says, "Саси, я адмирал."
Graham Maclagan says, "А нет"
ghost says, "Ты хуй с горы"
Hanry Morgan says, "Не можешь им быть"
Graham Maclagan says, "Я СЕО НАХУЙ"
Jack Trade says, "а я бриллииантовы адмирал"
Graham Maclagan says, "О"
Graham Maclagan exclaims, "ТОВАРИЩ СТАЛИН!"
Hanry Morgan exclaims, "КАТТУС, В ЖОПУ ОТСЮДА!"
Graham Maclagan exclaims, "ВЫ ТУТ!"
ghost says, "СТАЛИН БЛЯТЬ"
Tovarish Stalin says, "Ну что"
Tovarish Stalin says, "Товарищи"
ghost says, "КУТТУС, ПИЗДУЙ"
Tovarish Stalin exclaims, "Расстрелять!"
Jack Trade загляделся на роскошные усы сталина
Hanry Morgan says, "Так, тихо"
ghost says, "Посоны"
Hanry Morgan says, "быстрее закончу-быстрее нагибать пойдете"
ghost says, "Это лучший ЭРТ ЭВА"
Jack Trade says, "Нагибать это я люблю"
Graham Maclagan says, "Сука"
Jack Trade нагнул всех рядом стоящих
Graham Maclagan says, "Я в голос"
Tovarish Stalin says, "Вы не ждали Сталина"
ghost says, "БЛЯ"
Graham Maclagan says, "Hanry Morgan exclaims, "КАТТУС, В ЖОПУ ОТСЮДА!""
Tovarish Stalin says, "А он пришёль"
ghost says, "СУКА"
Tovarish Stalin says, "Расстреляйте"
ghost says, "ПИЗДУЙ"
ghost says, "СУКА"
ghost says, "Я РЖУ ТАК"
ghost says, "ЧТО НЕ МОГУ"
Jack Trade засунул карточку между своих крепких ягодиц
ghost says, "ОСТАНОВИТЬСЯ"
ghost says, "БЛЯТЬ"
John Preston says, "шат ап"
John Preston says, "биатч"
ghost says, "ПРИЦЕПИ КАРТОЧКУ К ССКУ"
ghost says, "СОСКУ"
John Preston says, "проклятый пляж, молчи уже."
Hanry Morgan climbs on the the reinforced table.
ghost says, "Азазаз"
Hanry Morgan says, "Ndtkd"
И еще один, перед самым вылетом.
You hear a quiet click, as Tovarish Lenin shuts off Zippo lighter without even looking at what they're doing. Wow.
Pvt. Mike says, "за мной"
Pvt. Mike says, "скорее"
Central Command достал фотоапппарат
9 photos left.
Tovarish Lenin says, "РЕЩЕ"
You put the the photo into the security backpack.
Tovarish Lenin says, "САЛАГИ"
the floor has been hit by Central Command with the camera
8 photos left.
Pvt. Mike has thrown the gas mask.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Там они"
Tovarish Lenin exclaims, "БЫСТРЕЕ!"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Мародёры"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Мы должны сфоткаться"
Tovarish Lenin says, "КУДА ТЫ БЛЯТЬ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ПОЛЕЗ"
Tovarish Lenin exclaims, "УЕБАН!"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Го скрины сейчас."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Щас они вернутся."
the floor has been hit by Central Command with the camera
7 photos left.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Карочи."
Central Command has thrown the photo.
Central Command has been hit by the photo.
Pvt. Mike says, "инженер"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "У меня плохой предчувствие."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Мы все соснём"
Pvt. Mike asks, "пояс с инструментами взял?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "СУКА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Нойз"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) asks, "Где он?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) asks, "ЗА ЧТО?"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ДАй мне стандартную аптечку."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "НЕту же."
You put the the energy gun into the security backpack.
Pvt. Mike says, "медикаменты"
You put the the multitool into the tool-belt.
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) exclaims, "Готов!"
Central Command puts the gas mask into the security backpack.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Сука"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "А У МЕНЯ ДЕЖА ВЮ"
Pvt. Mike says, "кому больше ничего ен надо- в коридор"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "А я вертолет."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "БЛЯДЬ МНЕ ТАКОЙ СОН РЕАЛЬНО СНИМСЯ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "БАЗАРЮ"
Pvt. Mike says, "кому надо- в очередь"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "МЫ ТАМ ВСЕ СОСНУЛИ ПРАВДА."
Tovarish Lenin says, "КТО УЖЕ ПОССАЛ - ПОШЛИ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Нойз"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "НУ НИЧЕГО"
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЫСТРЕЕ"
Pvt. Mike says, "молча"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "День добрый"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "После прилета раллиплей"
Pvt. Mike says, "что надо"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "ОКАЙ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Посоны"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Такк победим"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Это"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Ну"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Аптечку"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "ПУЛЬСАЧ"
Central Command puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ПУЛЬСАЧ И АПТЕЧКУ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "И ШАПОЧКУ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "АПТЕЧКУ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ХУЕЧКА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ХУЙ В ЖОПУ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ЩА БЛЯТЬ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ВЫСРУ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "ШАПОЧКА-ХУЯПОЧКА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "СРИ"
The locker has been unlocked by Pvt. Mike.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "КАК ДОНКАМИ СРАТЬ ДАК МОЖЕШЬ"
The locker has been unlocked by Pvt. Mike.
You can see Pvt. Mike on the photo... You can see Central Command on the photo... You can see Central Command on the photo... You can see Central Command on the photo. They are holding a camera.
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Бля."
You put the the photo into the security backpack.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "А КАК АПТЕЧКУ С ПУЛЬСАЧОМ - АНУС МАЛ"
The locker has been unlocked by Pvt. Mike.
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Парни, у меня в кармани донки-покет без обертки."
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Нам пиздец."
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) asks, "Фотоаппарат у кого?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Пульсааач"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "КАРМАНИ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "МАНИ-МАНИ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Даааайте"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "пульсаааач"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "322"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "СОЛО"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Лол"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Просто аптечку."
Tovarish Lenin says, "Ща"
Tovarish Lenin says, "Высру"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) asks, "Нахуй краты?"
the floor has been hit by Central Command with the camera
6 photos left.
You put the the photo into the security backpack.
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Бля."
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Удали фотку."
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Сук."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Я моргнул"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Ты че"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Под шлемом"
Pvt. Mike says, "если вы заткнетесь-я не буду путаться"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Такой функции еще не изобрели"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Вот сам посмотри"
Central Command has thrown the camera.
Central Command has been hit by the camera.
Central Command has thrown the ion rifle.
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Я отойду, не буду мешаться"
Central Command has thrown the box of flashbangs (WARNING).
Central Command puts the first-aid kit into the security backpack.
You are too far away.
You are too far away.
You are too far away.
Tovarish Lenin says, "СЛЫШЬ"
Central Command has thrown the medical belt.
Tovarish Lenin says, "КУДА ПОШЁЛ"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "ненене"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "НУ Я САМ ВОЗЬМУ, ЧО."
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Перехотел"
Tovarish Lenin says, "А НУ ВЕРНУЛСЯ В СТРОЙ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ДОХОДЯГА"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "ДА БЛЯ"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "БЛЯ СЭР"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ПОШЁЛ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "РАЗ-ДВА"
Tovarish Lenin says, "РАЗ-ДВА"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Херня."
Tovarish Lenin says, "КУДА ПОШЁЛ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "СЮДА БЛЯ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "РАЗ ДВА"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "За таисманом"
Tovarish Lenin says, "РАЗ ДВА"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ЭТО ЧТО"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Посоны"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Привет"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Я в серафиме"
This is a bloody Tovarish Stalin's head. It is a normal-sized item.
Tovarish Lenin fires the ion rifle!
You put the Tovarish Stalin's head into the security backpack.
Tovarish Lenin fires the ion rifle!
Tovarish Lenin fires the ion rifle!
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Мене не дали пульсач"
Tovarish Lenin fires the ion rifle!
The Seraph armor deflects the projectile
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "И я решил"
The Seraph armor deflects the projectile
the floor has been hit by Pvt. Mike with the toxin first aid
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Сесть"
*click click*
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "В серафим"
You hit Seraph with no visible effect.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "КАК"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "СУКА"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Вылезай"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "А МНЕ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Все сломал."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "БЛЯДЬ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "А НУ ВЫЛАЗЬ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Идем, разам"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "МОЖНО МНЕ"
Pvt. Mike says, "БЕРИТЕ ЕГАНЫ"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "На роботах было бы слишком просто"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ОСТАВЬ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ЕГО ТУТ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Я МЕДИК"
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЛЯТЬ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "КАТТУС"
You put the the energy gun into the security backpack.
You put the the first-aid kit into the security backpack.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "У МЕНЯ МЕСТА ВО ВСЁМ ЭТОМ ГОВНЕ НЕТУ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Ебло блять, вылезай уже."
You will now take people captive.
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Нет"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) exclaims, "Ебать, живой мародёр!"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Серьезно, доебали."
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Так круче"
You put the the energy gun into the security backpack.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Лол"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Соси."
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "=("
Pvt. Mike says, "все, за мной"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Живой бля"
Tovarish Lenin says, "Медик"
Tovarish Lenin asks, "Что тебе?"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Всё ок"
Pvt. Mike says, "я щас удалю кое-кого"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "У МЕНЯ ЕСТЬ ИШО"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Я ЗНАЮ ГДЕ БРАТЬ"
Pvt. Mike says, "за мной"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Всё"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Го."
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PM to-Cattus: Я имя на карту поставить
You remove the ID from the PDA-Central Command (General).
You put the ID into PDA-Central Command (General)'s slot.
Pvt. Mike says, "сюда"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Инженер пропал."
Pvt. Mike says, "ЕБАНУТЫЕ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Телепортуй всех сюда."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "И всё."
Pvt. Mike says, "каттус, жопопидр"
Tovarish Lenin exclaims, "ХУЛИ ВЫ ТАК ДОЛГО!"
Central Command buckles in!
You are sucked away by airflow!
Central Command buckles in!
You are sucked away by airflow!
You buckle yourself to Shuttle chair.
Tovarish Lenin asks, "ВЛЕЗЛИ?"
Pvt. Mike buckles in!
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЛЯТЬ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "А ТО."
Central Command buckles in!
Pvt. Mike says, "садитесь и пристегнитесь"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) asks, "А все ли?"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Все."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ВСЁ, ЫРПЕ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "САДИТЕЕЕЕЕ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЛЯЯЯЯ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) asks, "А мы про реву знаем?"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Сюда бы кулер с водой и телик"
Tovarish Lenin says, "НИХУЯ НЕ ЕЕЕ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) asks, "А цели знаем?"
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЛЯЯЯ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Знаем"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Все знаем"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Так"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Полетели"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Окей."
Pvt. Mike says, "замолчите, гвоорю цели и остальное"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) exclaims, "РЫПЕ, Я ИДУ!"
Central Command unbuckled !
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Говори"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "А потом начинаем"
Pvt. Mike asks, "цель-анйти командование и спросить что происходит, ясно?"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "йа."
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Ясно"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Мда"
Priority Announcement
Всвязи со сложившийся ситуацией, все главы единогласны проголосовали за вызов шаттла. Отправляемся домой!
Central Command кресла тварищей шатал
Priority Announcement
A crew transfer has been initiated. The shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "НЕУ ОХУЕТЬ ТЕПЕРЬ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "ЛОЛ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ЛОЛ"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "НЕ УСПЕВАЕМ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "АХУЕННА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ЛООООООООООООООООООООЛ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "АЗАЗА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ГОВНАРИ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "НАХУЙ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ОТЗОВИТЕ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "ИТАК, ТИХА БЛЯ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "АААААААААААААААА"
Central Command was unbuckled by Pvt. Mike!
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Я ОРУ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "БУДЕМ ОХРАНЯТЬ ОТБЫТИЕ"
Central Command is buckled in to Shuttle chair by Pvt. Mike!
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "СУКА"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "ИГРЛ ОРУ"
Priority Announcement
The shuttle has been recalled.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "НАХУЙ ИДИ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Боже"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Так нельзя"
Pvt. Mike says, "заткнитесь"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Я сука ору"
Pvt. Mike exclaims, "ПРОСТО ЗАТЬКНИТЕСЬ!"
Central Command затькнулся
You remove the ID from the PDA-Central Command (General).
You put the PDA-Central Command (General) into the security backpack.
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) asks, "Ну?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Блять"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ЦЫЦ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Посоны"
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЛЯТЬ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "МОЛЧАТЬ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Я не могу заткнуться"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Окей"
Central Command Update
NT massage
Внимание экипаж, в связи с сообщением со станции о бунте, мы не можем отправить к вам шаттл. Ждите команды помощи.
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Вот"
Pvt. Mike exclaims, "ВЫ- НЕ ДЕДСКВАД!"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "А то."
Pvt. Mike says, "сначала наведите справки"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "МЫ ЕБЕМ РЕВУ"
Capt. Wollow (as Betty Trade) says, "Владимир Ильич, вы бы особо не выеживались. А то мало ли что случится."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Но при нападении убиваем."
Pvt. Mike says, "запускайте шаттл"
Betty Trade has thrown Tovarish Stalin's head.
Tovarish Lenin has been hit by Tovarish Stalin's head.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Окда"
Pvt. Mike says, "да"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ПРИТ НАПАДЕНИИ УБИВА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ЛОЛ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "КТО ЭТО СКАЗАЛ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ГОЛОВА"
Tovarish Lenin says, "РАССТРЕЛЯЮ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Так"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Выйди"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Начинаем ралиплеить"
Tovarish Lenin has thrown Tovarish Stalin's head.
Central Command was unbuckled by Pvt. Mike!
Central Command is buckled in to Shuttle chair by Pvt. Mike!
Central Command was unbuckled by Pvt. Mike!
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Всёю"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Так"
Betty Trade флешанул себя
Pvt. Mike says, "дай я"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Джентльмены"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Я убиваю при нападении."
Central Command Update
Security Alert
Gr3y.T1d3 virus detected in NSS Exodus imprisonment subroutines. Recommend station AI involvement.
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) exclaims, "ДЖЕНТЛЬМЕНЫ!"
Capt. Wollow (as Betty Trade) asks, "Да-да?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "На станции по нашим сведениям бунт."
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Наша задача - попасть туда"
Capt. Wollow (as Betty Trade) says, "Есть информация о ситуации на станции"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Выяснить"
Central Command buckles in!
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) asks, "Прекрасно. А зачем нам этот салага - рядовой?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "И устранить проблемы"
Pvt. Mike unbuckled !
Central Command пожал плечами
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Учиться будет"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Мда."
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Запускай шаттл, салага"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Поехали, Руки."
Я кота своим смехом раз пять будил. Даже проваленное задание позже меня ничуть не расстроило.
Не думаю, что можно найти игрока, которому НЕ ПОНРАВИЛАСЬ сегодняшняя ЕРТ.
Случайно сохранился кусок лога нелегких сборов ЕРТ.
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[2:34:19] вот кусок ралипленого лога[2:34:20] Graham Maclagan says, "КСИЛЛ СПАКУХА"
Graham Maclagan says, "МЫ ЕЩЁ ОТОМСТИМ"
Hanry Morgan says, "щас имена выбираете"
ghost says, "ЛАЙС"
Hanry Morgan says, "по 1 ко мне и выбираете имя"
ghost says, "ЛАЙС ЛАЙС ЛАЙС"
ghost says, "Довай ко мне"
Jack Trade exclaims, "Первый!"
Hanry Morgan handed the CentCom. ID to Jack Trade.
Jack Trade shows you: CentCom. ID: assignment: General
Graham Maclagan says, "ЛОЛ"
Hanry Morgan asks, "имя?"
Jack Trade exclaims, "Я буду....Джеки Трейд!"
Graham Maclagan says, "ТВЕЛВ АМБИЦИОЗЕН"
Jack Trade says, "Jackie Trade"
Graham Maclagan says, "МОН ЖЕНЕРАЛЬ."
ghost says, "Блять"
ghost says, "Сука"
Jack Trade says, "Отсосешь потом"
ghost says, "Хули твелв такой"
ghost says, "Заебатый"
ghost says, "Пидор"
Graham Maclagan says, "Саси, я адмирал."
Graham Maclagan says, "А нет"
ghost says, "Ты хуй с горы"
Hanry Morgan says, "Не можешь им быть"
Graham Maclagan says, "Я СЕО НАХУЙ"
Jack Trade says, "а я бриллииантовы адмирал"
Graham Maclagan says, "О"
Graham Maclagan exclaims, "ТОВАРИЩ СТАЛИН!"
Hanry Morgan exclaims, "КАТТУС, В ЖОПУ ОТСЮДА!"
Graham Maclagan exclaims, "ВЫ ТУТ!"
ghost says, "СТАЛИН БЛЯТЬ"
Tovarish Stalin says, "Ну что"
Tovarish Stalin says, "Товарищи"
ghost says, "КУТТУС, ПИЗДУЙ"
Tovarish Stalin exclaims, "Расстрелять!"
Jack Trade загляделся на роскошные усы сталина
Hanry Morgan says, "Так, тихо"
ghost says, "Посоны"
Hanry Morgan says, "быстрее закончу-быстрее нагибать пойдете"
ghost says, "Это лучший ЭРТ ЭВА"
Jack Trade says, "Нагибать это я люблю"
Graham Maclagan says, "Сука"
Jack Trade нагнул всех рядом стоящих
Graham Maclagan says, "Я в голос"
Tovarish Stalin says, "Вы не ждали Сталина"
ghost says, "БЛЯ"
Graham Maclagan says, "Hanry Morgan exclaims, "КАТТУС, В ЖОПУ ОТСЮДА!""
Tovarish Stalin says, "А он пришёль"
ghost says, "СУКА"
Tovarish Stalin says, "Расстреляйте"
ghost says, "ПИЗДУЙ"
ghost says, "СУКА"
ghost says, "Я РЖУ ТАК"
ghost says, "ЧТО НЕ МОГУ"
Jack Trade засунул карточку между своих крепких ягодиц
ghost says, "ОСТАНОВИТЬСЯ"
ghost says, "БЛЯТЬ"
John Preston says, "шат ап"
John Preston says, "биатч"
ghost says, "ПРИЦЕПИ КАРТОЧКУ К ССКУ"
ghost says, "СОСКУ"
John Preston says, "проклятый пляж, молчи уже."
Hanry Morgan climbs on the the reinforced table.
ghost says, "Азазаз"
Hanry Morgan says, "Ndtkd"
И еще один, перед самым вылетом.
Спойлер
Without even breaking stride, Tovarish Lenin flips open and lights Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.You hear a quiet click, as Tovarish Lenin shuts off Zippo lighter without even looking at what they're doing. Wow.
Pvt. Mike says, "за мной"
Pvt. Mike says, "скорее"
Central Command достал фотоапппарат
9 photos left.
Tovarish Lenin says, "РЕЩЕ"
You put the the photo into the security backpack.
Tovarish Lenin says, "САЛАГИ"
the floor has been hit by Central Command with the camera
8 photos left.
Pvt. Mike has thrown the gas mask.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Там они"
Tovarish Lenin exclaims, "БЫСТРЕЕ!"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Мародёры"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Мы должны сфоткаться"
Tovarish Lenin says, "КУДА ТЫ БЛЯТЬ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ПОЛЕЗ"
Tovarish Lenin exclaims, "УЕБАН!"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Го скрины сейчас."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Щас они вернутся."
the floor has been hit by Central Command with the camera
7 photos left.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Карочи."
Central Command has thrown the photo.
Central Command has been hit by the photo.
Pvt. Mike says, "инженер"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "У меня плохой предчувствие."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Мы все соснём"
Pvt. Mike asks, "пояс с инструментами взял?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "СУКА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Нойз"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) asks, "Где он?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) asks, "ЗА ЧТО?"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ДАй мне стандартную аптечку."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "НЕту же."
You put the the energy gun into the security backpack.
Pvt. Mike says, "медикаменты"
You put the the multitool into the tool-belt.
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) exclaims, "Готов!"
Central Command puts the gas mask into the security backpack.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Сука"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "А У МЕНЯ ДЕЖА ВЮ"
Pvt. Mike says, "кому больше ничего ен надо- в коридор"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "А я вертолет."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "БЛЯДЬ МНЕ ТАКОЙ СОН РЕАЛЬНО СНИМСЯ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "БАЗАРЮ"
Pvt. Mike says, "кому надо- в очередь"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "МЫ ТАМ ВСЕ СОСНУЛИ ПРАВДА."
Tovarish Lenin says, "КТО УЖЕ ПОССАЛ - ПОШЛИ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Нойз"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "НУ НИЧЕГО"
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЫСТРЕЕ"
Pvt. Mike says, "молча"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "День добрый"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "После прилета раллиплей"
Pvt. Mike says, "что надо"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "ОКАЙ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Посоны"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Такк победим"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Это"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Ну"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Аптечку"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "ПУЛЬСАЧ"
Central Command puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ПУЛЬСАЧ И АПТЕЧКУ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "И ШАПОЧКУ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "АПТЕЧКУ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ХУЕЧКА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ХУЙ В ЖОПУ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ЩА БЛЯТЬ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ВЫСРУ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "ШАПОЧКА-ХУЯПОЧКА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "СРИ"
The locker has been unlocked by Pvt. Mike.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "КАК ДОНКАМИ СРАТЬ ДАК МОЖЕШЬ"
The locker has been unlocked by Pvt. Mike.
You can see Pvt. Mike on the photo... You can see Central Command on the photo... You can see Central Command on the photo... You can see Central Command on the photo. They are holding a camera.
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Бля."
You put the the photo into the security backpack.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "А КАК АПТЕЧКУ С ПУЛЬСАЧОМ - АНУС МАЛ"
The locker has been unlocked by Pvt. Mike.
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Парни, у меня в кармани донки-покет без обертки."
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Нам пиздец."
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) asks, "Фотоаппарат у кого?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Пульсааач"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "КАРМАНИ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "МАНИ-МАНИ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Даааайте"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "пульсаааач"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "322"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "СОЛО"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Лол"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Просто аптечку."
Tovarish Lenin says, "Ща"
Tovarish Lenin says, "Высру"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) asks, "Нахуй краты?"
the floor has been hit by Central Command with the camera
6 photos left.
You put the the photo into the security backpack.
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Бля."
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Удали фотку."
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Сук."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Я моргнул"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Ты че"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Под шлемом"
Pvt. Mike says, "если вы заткнетесь-я не буду путаться"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Такой функции еще не изобрели"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Вот сам посмотри"
Central Command has thrown the camera.
Central Command has been hit by the camera.
Central Command has thrown the ion rifle.
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Я отойду, не буду мешаться"
Central Command has thrown the box of flashbangs (WARNING).
Central Command puts the first-aid kit into the security backpack.
You are too far away.
You are too far away.
You are too far away.
Tovarish Lenin says, "СЛЫШЬ"
Central Command has thrown the medical belt.
Tovarish Lenin says, "КУДА ПОШЁЛ"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "ненене"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "НУ Я САМ ВОЗЬМУ, ЧО."
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Перехотел"
Tovarish Lenin says, "А НУ ВЕРНУЛСЯ В СТРОЙ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ДОХОДЯГА"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "ДА БЛЯ"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "БЛЯ СЭР"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ПОШЁЛ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "РАЗ-ДВА"
Tovarish Lenin says, "РАЗ-ДВА"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Херня."
Tovarish Lenin says, "КУДА ПОШЁЛ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "СЮДА БЛЯ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "РАЗ ДВА"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "За таисманом"
Tovarish Lenin says, "РАЗ ДВА"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ЭТО ЧТО"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Посоны"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Привет"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Я в серафиме"
This is a bloody Tovarish Stalin's head. It is a normal-sized item.
Tovarish Lenin fires the ion rifle!
You put the Tovarish Stalin's head into the security backpack.
Tovarish Lenin fires the ion rifle!
Tovarish Lenin fires the ion rifle!
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Мене не дали пульсач"
Tovarish Lenin fires the ion rifle!
The Seraph armor deflects the projectile
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "И я решил"
The Seraph armor deflects the projectile
the floor has been hit by Pvt. Mike with the toxin first aid
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Сесть"
*click click*
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "В серафим"
You hit Seraph with no visible effect.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "КАК"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "СУКА"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Вылезай"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "А МНЕ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Все сломал."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "БЛЯДЬ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "А НУ ВЫЛАЗЬ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Идем, разам"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "МОЖНО МНЕ"
Pvt. Mike says, "БЕРИТЕ ЕГАНЫ"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "На роботах было бы слишком просто"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ОСТАВЬ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ЕГО ТУТ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Я МЕДИК"
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЛЯТЬ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "КАТТУС"
You put the the energy gun into the security backpack.
You put the the first-aid kit into the security backpack.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "У МЕНЯ МЕСТА ВО ВСЁМ ЭТОМ ГОВНЕ НЕТУ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Ебло блять, вылезай уже."
You will now take people captive.
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Нет"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) exclaims, "Ебать, живой мародёр!"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Серьезно, доебали."
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Так круче"
You put the the energy gun into the security backpack.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Лол"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Соси."
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "=("
Pvt. Mike says, "все, за мной"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Живой бля"
Tovarish Lenin says, "Медик"
Tovarish Lenin asks, "Что тебе?"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Всё ок"
Pvt. Mike says, "я щас удалю кое-кого"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "У МЕНЯ ЕСТЬ ИШО"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Я ЗНАЮ ГДЕ БРАТЬ"
Pvt. Mike says, "за мной"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Всё"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Го."
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You remove the ID from the PDA-Central Command (General).
You put the ID into PDA-Central Command (General)'s slot.
Pvt. Mike says, "сюда"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Инженер пропал."
Pvt. Mike says, "ЕБАНУТЫЕ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Телепортуй всех сюда."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "И всё."
Pvt. Mike says, "каттус, жопопидр"
Tovarish Lenin exclaims, "ХУЛИ ВЫ ТАК ДОЛГО!"
Central Command buckles in!
You are sucked away by airflow!
Central Command buckles in!
You are sucked away by airflow!
You buckle yourself to Shuttle chair.
Tovarish Lenin asks, "ВЛЕЗЛИ?"
Pvt. Mike buckles in!
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЛЯТЬ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "А ТО."
Central Command buckles in!
Pvt. Mike says, "садитесь и пристегнитесь"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) asks, "А все ли?"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "Все."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ВСЁ, ЫРПЕ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "САДИТЕЕЕЕЕ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЛЯЯЯЯ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) asks, "А мы про реву знаем?"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "Сюда бы кулер с водой и телик"
Tovarish Lenin says, "НИХУЯ НЕ ЕЕЕ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) asks, "А цели знаем?"
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЛЯЯЯ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Знаем"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Все знаем"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Так"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Полетели"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Окей."
Pvt. Mike says, "замолчите, гвоорю цели и остальное"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) exclaims, "РЫПЕ, Я ИДУ!"
Central Command unbuckled !
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Говори"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "А потом начинаем"
Pvt. Mike asks, "цель-анйти командование и спросить что происходит, ясно?"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "йа."
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Ясно"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Мда"
Priority Announcement
Всвязи со сложившийся ситуацией, все главы единогласны проголосовали за вызов шаттла. Отправляемся домой!
Central Command кресла тварищей шатал
Priority Announcement
A crew transfer has been initiated. The shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "НЕУ ОХУЕТЬ ТЕПЕРЬ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "ЛОЛ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ЛОЛ"
Capt. Wollow (as Central Command) says, "НЕ УСПЕВАЕМ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "АХУЕННА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ЛООООООООООООООООООООЛ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "АЗАЗА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ГОВНАРИ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "НАХУЙ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ОТЗОВИТЕ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "ИТАК, ТИХА БЛЯ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "АААААААААААААААА"
Central Command was unbuckled by Pvt. Mike!
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Я ОРУ"
Sgt. Marlowe (as Central Command) says, "БУДЕМ ОХРАНЯТЬ ОТБЫТИЕ"
Central Command is buckled in to Shuttle chair by Pvt. Mike!
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "СУКА"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "ИГРЛ ОРУ"
Priority Announcement
The shuttle has been recalled.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "НАХУЙ ИДИ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Боже"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Так нельзя"
Pvt. Mike says, "заткнитесь"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Я сука ору"
Pvt. Mike exclaims, "ПРОСТО ЗАТЬКНИТЕСЬ!"
Central Command затькнулся
You remove the ID from the PDA-Central Command (General).
You put the PDA-Central Command (General) into the security backpack.
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) asks, "Ну?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Блять"
Tovarish Lenin says, "ЦЫЦ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Посоны"
Tovarish Lenin says, "БЛЯТЬ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "МОЛЧАТЬ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Я не могу заткнуться"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Окей"
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Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Вот"
Pvt. Mike exclaims, "ВЫ- НЕ ДЕДСКВАД!"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "А то."
Pvt. Mike says, "сначала наведите справки"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "МЫ ЕБЕМ РЕВУ"
Capt. Wollow (as Betty Trade) says, "Владимир Ильич, вы бы особо не выеживались. А то мало ли что случится."
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Но при нападении убиваем."
Pvt. Mike says, "запускайте шаттл"
Betty Trade has thrown Tovarish Stalin's head.
Tovarish Lenin has been hit by Tovarish Stalin's head.
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Окда"
Pvt. Mike says, "да"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ПРИТ НАПАДЕНИИ УБИВА"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ЛОЛ"
Tovarish Lenin says, "КТО ЭТО СКАЗАЛ"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "ГОЛОВА"
Tovarish Lenin says, "РАССТРЕЛЯЮ"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Так"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Выйди"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Начинаем ралиплеить"
Tovarish Lenin has thrown Tovarish Stalin's head.
Central Command was unbuckled by Pvt. Mike!
Central Command is buckled in to Shuttle chair by Pvt. Mike!
Central Command was unbuckled by Pvt. Mike!
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Всёю"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Так"
Betty Trade флешанул себя
Pvt. Mike says, "дай я"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Джентльмены"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Я убиваю при нападении."
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Maj. Miller (as Central Command) exclaims, "ДЖЕНТЛЬМЕНЫ!"
Capt. Wollow (as Betty Trade) asks, "Да-да?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "На станции по нашим сведениям бунт."
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Наша задача - попасть туда"
Capt. Wollow (as Betty Trade) says, "Есть информация о ситуации на станции"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Выяснить"
Central Command buckles in!
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) asks, "Прекрасно. А зачем нам этот салага - рядовой?"
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "И устранить проблемы"
Pvt. Mike unbuckled !
Central Command пожал плечами
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Учиться будет"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Мда."
Maj. Miller (as Central Command) says, "Запускай шаттл, салага"
Capt. Fox (as Central Command) says, "Поехали, Руки."
Я кота своим смехом раз пять будил. Даже проваленное задание позже меня ничуть не расстроило.
Не думаю, что можно найти игрока, которому НЕ ПОНРАВИЛАСЬ сегодняшняя ЕРТ.
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Потеряли двоих. Сто раз сказал, ирод.
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Охранника в хардсьюите тоже посчитал. Ещё капитан и инженер из отряда.Egorkor (10 July 2013 - 14:46) писал: писал:Потеряли двоих. Сто раз сказал, ирод.
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Из ЕРТ соснул командир и инженер. Охранник АФКшнулся у шаттла. Я сам охуел, когда увидел кишки в карго.
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АФКашнулся он от десятка пуль в голове, базарю. Или то другой охранник. Капитан свою порцию пуль получил, когда бежал с батоном пустой в акте отчаянья. Инженер забыл, что двери простреливаются лазером и словил весь заряд магазина. Такие дела. Но в одиночку СБ точно бы бунт не подавило. Только на зерграше и вышло всё.Egorkor (10 July 2013 - 14:51) писал: писал:Из ЕРТ соснул командир и инженер. Охранник АФКшнулся у шаттла. Я сам охуел, когда увидел кишки в карго.
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Уже нет!Jewlizardus (10 July 2013 - 14:51) писал: писал:Тема про анпедал спедалившегося. Обсуждение щитспавна в другой теме.
Жалею, что пришлось в апатию уйти, до обезьян не дожил.
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Polymorph (10 July 2013 - 15:01) писал: писал:АФКашнулся он от десятка пуль в голове, базарю.
Таки охранник пошел на разведку и попал под пиздец какой плотный огонь, жмакнул по консоли и трупом съебал обратно. Я тогда тоже хотел в ЕРТ, но меня отшили, потому как уже набрали всех, а дальше меня просто клонировали, чтобы я смог лишится головы помогая ЕРТшникам, а точнее одному из них(потому как другие отстали) штурмуя карго
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Эта тип я сказал мы ж тип такие ниралиплеили и тип нада была начинать лал)0Jewlizardus (10 July 2013 - 14:32) писал: писал:
И да. Все таки Каттус довольно сильно подпортил раунд Нойза. В который раз меняю свое мнение.
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Который раз читаю твой лог разговора с Каттусом и охуеваю, а ты после этого ещё и мнения меняешь туда-сюда.
Вас дерьмом кормят, а вы добавку просите.
Игроки блека, туда вас, суровые ролплееры.
Вас дерьмом кормят, а вы добавку просите.
Игроки блека, туда вас, суровые ролплееры.
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Просто Каттус был очень хорошим игроком и не хочется верить, что он спедалился. К тому же, это тред все равно ни к чему не приведет, а потому какая разница, меняю я свое мнение, или нет.Jewlizardus (10 July 2013 - 16:22) писал: писал:Который раз читаю твой лог разговора с Каттусом и охуеваю, а ты после этого ещё и мнения меняешь туда-сюда.
Вас дерьмом кормят, а вы добавку просите.
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Хорошие игроки нужнее чем педали.12xilluks или Albert Xill (10 July 2013 - 16:25) писал: писал:Просто Каттус был очень хорошим игроком и не хочется верить, что он спедалился. К тому же, это тред все равно ни к чему не приведет, а потому какая разница, меняю я свое мнение, или нет.
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Серьёзно? Вся станция vs 2-3 главы, почти никогда СБ, никогда ИИ, никогда ЕРТ - офигенный баланс. Это вот только вам повезло, что ЕРТ прислали, обычно глав просто уныло убивают, а половина игроков и не в курсе, что революция на станции.Polymorph (10 July 2013 - 14:23) писал: писал:Ну охуеть. Есть рева - более-менее сбалансированный режим.
Мне тоже. Но он заслуживает выговора с занесением в грудную клетку. Надеюсь где-нибудь в закрытых разделах/раде/конфе/ещё-какой-нибудь-поебени ему его сделают, просто чтобы не создавать прецедента "педалям Блека всё можно, мы за стабильность кадров, не меняли их 100 лет, и не будем".12xilluks или Albert Xill (10 July 2013 - 16:25) писал: писал:не хочется верить, что он спедалился
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Хороший игрок не равно хорошей педали. Как и обратное, впрочем. Так, к слову.12xilluks или Albert Xill (10 July 2013 - 16:25) писал: писал:Просто Каттус был очень хорошим игроком и не хочется верить, что он спедалился. К тому же, это тред все равно ни к чему не приведет, а потому какая разница, меняю я свое мнение, или нет.
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Я постоянно проебываю охуительные раунды.
Каттус хуйъ, но не настолько, что бы распедаливать.
Каттус хуйъ, но не настолько, что бы распедаливать.
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