1. ACCount12/John Unabom
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Klaus Maclagan says, "воу"
Klaus Maclagan says, "чувак" Klaus Maclagan asks, "ну как тебе порно?" John Unabom says, "В жопу иди." Klaus Maclagan says, "блин" Klaus Maclagan says, "знаешь" You were unbuckled from the bed by Klaus Maclagan. You're restrained! You can't move! You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still.) You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still.) Klaus Maclagan says, "кокой ты" Klaus Maclagan says, "вырываешься" You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still.) John Unabom has been cut in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! John Unabom has been torn in the head with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! John Unabom has been attacked in the head with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! John Unabom has been attacked in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still.) John Unabom has been cleaved in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! John Unabom has been chopped in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! Klaus Maclagan says, "ноги порублю" John Unabom has been cleaved in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! John Unabom has been cleaved in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... John Unabom has been cleaved in the left leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! Klaus Maclagan says, "вау" You're restrained! You can't move! You're restrained! You can't move! Klaus Maclagan asks, "а ты чего встал?" You're restrained! You can't move! John Unabom has been chopped in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! ... You can almost hear someone talking ... John Unabom has been cleaved in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! John Unabom has been chopped in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! OOC: ReLogInch: Блять, как заебали метагеи. Красный костюм? Ну всё, синдикат блять. ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... OOC: Kotowasiy: >метагеи OOC: Fail_O_Man: Кхе-кхем. Ты мпонимаешь ... You can almost hear someone talking ... OOC: Kotowasiy: Аутистопетушок закукарекал. ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... OOC: Fail_O_Man: Что про красный костюм известно ВСЕМ ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... John Unabom has been cleaved in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! John Unabom has been cut in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! OOC: Fail_O_Man: От капитана до сранного клоуна ... You can almost hear someone talking ... OOC: Kotowasiy: Это как если к тебе мудак в нацистской форме во время ВВ2 постучался. John Unabom has been cut in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! John Unabom has been cut in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! OOC: ReLogInch: Я имею ввиду не костюм оперативников синдиката, а обычный костюм, который встречается на дереликтах. ... You can almost hear someone talking ... Ammet Greene says, "Ого" Klaus Maclagan says, "этот парень определенно не человек" OOC: Kotowasiy: ВИНТАЖНЫЙ Klaus Maclagan says, "я ему кости рублю уже часа 2" OOC: Fail_O_Man: Он тоже синдикатовский, идиот John Unabom exclaims, "УБИВАЮТ!" You're restrained! You can't move! John Unabom has been torn in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! You're restrained! You can't move! You're restrained! You can't move! You're restrained! You can't move! John Unabom has been cut in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! You're restrained! You can't move! John Unabom has been cleaved in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! OOC: Fail_O_Man: Хотя да ВИНТАЖНЙЫ ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... OOC: Tewerico: Вы имеете ввиду который просто скафандр не боевой ? ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... OOC: ACCount12: Заебал. В космос выкинь, хоть пообсервлю. OOC: ACCount12: Или в пермабриг вакуумный. OOC: New4Life: No. Страдай ... You can almost hear someone talking ... OOC: Kotowasiy: Тебя там шкафанули, что ли? ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... OOC: ACCount12: Меня час топором дубасят. ... You can almost hear someone talking ... OOC: Kotowasiy: Дай угадаю. OOC: ACCount12: А я под убером 3 версии. OOC: ACCount12: Не геныч, не. OOC: Kotowasiy: Топор держат одной рукой? ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... OOC: ACCount12: В космос выкинь, урод! Klaus Maclagan asks, "не ужели помер?" Klaus Maclagan says, "во" Klaus Maclagan says, "ух" Klaus Maclagan says, "закурить надо" John Unabom has been attacked in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! John Unabom has been chopped in the right leg with the fire axe (Wielded) by Klaus Maclagan! --------- This is Klaus Maclagan! He is wearing a red suit. He is wearing a grey cap on his head. He is wearing Chemist Labcoat. He is holding a blood-stained fire axe (Wielded) in his right hand! He has some insulated gloves on his hands. He has an energy gun about his waist. He is wearing some black shoes on his feet. He has a cigarette on his face. He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes. He is wearing PDA-Klaus Maclagan (Librarian). He has minor bruising. ---------
3. Бан New4Life/Klaus Maclagan
Я роль, попал в бриг из-за мудачащего инженера после того, как по доброте душевной спас станцию от разгерм, плазмы и перебоев питания, забив на задание. СБшник был мудаком, в камере уронил батон и в конвульсиях бился об него головой пока не скончался. Снимаю с СБшника карту, но ВНЕЗАПНО к бригу подкатывает библиотекарь! Начинает пытаться впаривать мне порнуху. Я закономерно шлю его нахуй, не до этого мне сейчас. Он ЕШЁ ВНЕЗАПНЕЕ заходит в этот бриг (полный доступ, сука!) и начинает кукарекать про порно. Тазер-наручники-рожей в пол. Решил не заставлять его биться головой об батон в конвульсиях, пожалел. Зря, очень зря. Он кричит в радио, зовёт дружка в кэпской броне, который на пару с подтянувшимся мимодетективом запихивает меня в пермабриг.
*момент начала логоты*
Библиотекарь спрашивает, понравилось ли порно, я опять посылаю его нахуй, потому что сижу голый и прикованый к кровати. Он заходит со своей карточкой, отвязывает, тащит к офису ХоСа. Я пытаюсь вырваться. Он берёт топор и начинает дубасить меня по ногам! Я под химической уберсмесью, в составе которой делайт, трик, бикардин и прочие радости. Он дубасит, у меня реген как у геныча, он снова дубасит. Через минут 20 долбления ног топором с небольшими перерывами и редким вставанием меня на ноги он всё-таки добил меня.
Экзамин, виден лютый манч:
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This is Klaus Maclagan! He is wearing a red suit. He is wearing a grey cap on his head. He is wearing Chemist Labcoat. He is holding a blood-stained fire axe (Wielded) in his right hand! He has some insulated gloves on his hands. He has an energy gun about his waist. He is wearing some black shoes on his feet. He has a cigarette on his face. He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes. He is wearing PDA-Klaus Maclagan (Librarian). He has minor bruising. ---------
Но это не конец. Вскоре он начал меня клонировать (мета, мета, мета, мета, мета, мета всюду!), после чего я в ярости и без шансов выжить кинулся на него и снова умер. Ладно, будем счиать второй раз самообороной, хотя он сначала застанил меня с егана и мог связать.
Итак, сумма: rule 0, манч, мета, безпричинная жестокость, рольки нет - на начало раунда было только два химика. Перму ему и новый стул мне, старый поплавился.
