Смешные и глупые цитаты SS13

Цитата

Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Давай в пушалки"
Ashot Balakyan asks, "Капитан?"
The Mr. Deempisi rolls.
Albreht Von Habsburg has disarmed Ashot Balakyan!
Albreht Von Habsburg has disarmed Ashot Balakyan!
Max Nelson  [145.9] asks, "Зачем?"
Albreht Von Habsburg has pushed Ashot Balakyan!
Ashot Balakyan fires the elite taser gun!
Ashot Balakyan fires the elite taser gun!
Ashot Balakyan fires the elite taser gun!
Ashot Balakyan fires the elite taser gun!
Ashot Balakyan fires the elite taser gun!
Ashot Balakyan fires the elite taser gun!
Ashot Balakyan fires the elite taser gun!
Ashot Balakyan fires the elite taser gun!
Ashot Balakyan fires the elite taser gun!
You fire the energy gun!
You fire the energy gun!
Ashot Balakyan is hit by the Electrode in the head!
You fire the energy gun!
Ashot Balakyan stammers, "К-Какого х-хуя?"
Albreht Von Habsburg attempted to disarm Ashot Balakyan!
Ashot Balakyan stammers, "к-капитан?"
Albreht Von Habsburg has disarmed Ashot Balakyan!
Albreht Von Habsburg has pushed Ashot Balakyan!
Albreht Von Habsburg exclaims, "Ты водишь!"

VilgO (17 March 2013 - 10:56) писал: писал:

>пушалки

Armun (17 March 2013 - 11:24) писал: писал:

А что не так?

VilgO (17 March 2013 - 11:49) писал: писал:

Пушнуть - это сленг же

Цитата

Albreht Von Habsburg exclaims, "Ты водишь!"

VilgO (17 March 2013 - 11:59) писал: писал:

Догонялки?

Gazbax (17 March 2013 - 07:15) писал: писал:

Montgomery Manson says, " Нанотрасен - это классно! Нанотрасен - это ТРУ! Ты не любишь Нанотрасен? Так вали, говнюк, в пиз..."

Цитата

Kenzie Powers is hit by the Electrode in the chest!
Kenzie Powers stammers, "о-о-оХ"
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
Your head hurts badly.
You feel something wet on your head
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
You feel something wet on your head
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
You feel something wet on your head
Something feels like it shattered in your head!
Kenzie Powers screams!
Kenzie Powers screams!
Your face has become disfigured.
Unknown (as Kenzie Powers) stammers, "в-выеби м-мен
Unknown as (Kenzie Powers) is hit by the Bullet in the head!
Unknown as (Kenzie Powers) seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...

Armun (18 March 2013 - 06:12) писал: писал:

Kenzie Powers

ViKrot (18 March 2013 - 06:15) писал: писал:

Это та, о ком я сейчас подумал?
1500-гет треда!

Gwaedh (18 March 2013 - 06:34) писал: писал:

Софья таки набегает периодически?

Цитата

Kenzie Powers is hit by the Electrode in the chest!
Kenzie Powers stammers, "о-о-оХ"
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
Your head hurts badly.
You feel something wet on your head
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
You feel something wet on your head
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
You feel something wet on your head
Something feels like it shattered in your head!
Kenzie Powers screams!
Kenzie Powers screams!
Your face has become disfigured.
Unknown (as Kenzie Powers) stammers, "в-выеби м-мен
Unknown as (Kenzie Powers) is hit by the Bullet in the head!
Unknown as (Kenzie Powers) seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...

Gwaedh (18 March 2013 - 06:34) писал: писал:

Софья таки набегает периодически?

Цитата

Tyler Okonma says, "О Боже"
Tyler Okonma asks, "Что с ним?"
Albreht Von Habsburg has grabbed Unknown passively!
Albreht Von Habsburg has thrown Unknown.
Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Он соснул"
Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Пусти его на мясо, и сделай мне пару котлет"
Tyler Okonma  [145.9] exclaims, "Охрана! На кухню!"
Tyler Okonma speaks into their radio...
Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Он на меня напал и соснул"
Tyler Okonma exclaims, "Коммисар невменяем!"
Albreht Von Habsburg has punched Unknown!
Albreht Von Habsburg has grabbed Unknown passively!
You hear a loud metallic grinding sound.
Trey Liam says, "БЕЙ ТРАПА"
Tyler Okonma  [145.9] exclaims, "Коммисар невменяем! Срочно СБ на кухню!"
Trey Liam says, "АРМЯН"
Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Это мужик"
Almarn Murn-Kre  [145.9] says, "ХоС"
Trey Liam says, "ПОХУЙ"
Almarn Murn-Kre  [145.9] says, " рназберитесь с комисаром"
Albreht Von Habsburg  [145.9] says, "Капитан, увольте повара"
Almarn Murn-Kre  [145.9] says, " это приказ"
Albreht Von Habsburg  [145.9] says, "Он не хочет соснувшего хоса готовить"
Almarn Murn-Kre  [145.9] says, "а что сделал повар"
Almarn Murn-Kre  [145.9] says, " кхм кхм"
Trey Liam  [145.9] says, "Он карочи трап"
Almarn Murn-Kre  [145.9] exclaims, " За голову алюерта, даю 1000 кредитов!"

Цитата

OOC: Arlim: где то
OOC: Arlim: по пути из мусокри
OOC: Arlim: ёбаный армун
OOC: Arlim: что б ты сука
OOC: Arlim: от рака здох
OOC: Arlim: пидрила ёбаная

Цитата

OOC: Armun: Арлим, ты в курсе
OOC: Armun: Что я каждый год
OOC: Armun: Пощусь по 40 дней
OOC: Armun: И хожу в церковь
OOC: Armun: Поэтому
OOC: Armun: То что ты мне пожелал рака
OOC: Armun: Отражаеться на тебя

Цитата

OOC: Arlim: реастрт давайте уже
OOC: Arlim: и я
OOC: Arlim: буду караулить армуна
OOC: Arlim: у двери
OOC: Arlim: в тремалах
OOC: Arlim: осттерлю хуй нахуй

Цитата

OOC: Arlim: армун
OOC: Arlim: ты умрёш
OOC: Arlim: я пророк
OOC: Arlim: я вижу будующие
OOC: Armun: Через 90 лет

Loly (18 March 2013 - 08:06) писал: писал:

Вчерашняя выпечка с "Лолитрахенов"

Ebelyna Gray всунула свой толстый член в пердак Заустина.
Zaustin Yellowкончил от радости.
SHEPKA ржет.
OOC: MyLittleLoly: Лол

Цитата

Melvin Leach whispers, "Я дам тебе шанс-с-с"
Melvin Leach whispers, "Я с-с-с-сниму наручники. Убей кота."
Albreht Von Habsburg whispers, "Идет"
Albreht Von Habsburg whispers, "Рsmall>дом с флешками 'сними"
Melvin Leach is trying to unhandcuff Albreht Von Habsburg!
Albreht Von Habsburg whispers, "И позови его сюда"
Almarn Murn-Kre says, "давай"
Melvin Leach puts some handcuffs into the security belt.
Albreht Von Habsburg blinds Almarn Murn-Kre with the flash!
OOC: Arlim: аааа
OOC: Arlim: сука
Almarn Murn-Kre has been slashed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Almarn Murn-Kre has been knocked unconscious!
Ghost  [145.9] states, "Кот повержен"
Almarn Murn-Kre says, "помоги"
Almarn Murn-Kre has been cut in the chest with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Almarn Murn-Kre has been sawed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Almarn Murn-Kre has been slashed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Almarn Murn-Kre has been sawed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Almarn Murn-Kre.
Almarn Murn-Kre screams!
Almarn Murn-Kre screams!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been slashed in the chest with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
OOC: Arlim: ХоС идиот
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been cut in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been knocked unconscious!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been slashed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) screams!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been knocked unconscious!
Solaar Murrey starts climbing into the disposal.
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been attacked in the chest with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been sawed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre)'s head flies off in an arc.
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been knocked unconscious!
Ghost  [145.9] states, "Хос не стойте столбом"
Solaar Murrey climbs into the the disposal unit.
OOC: Arlim: дебил тупой
Ghost  [145.9] states, "Мда"
Melvin Leach says, "Он был очень нас-с-с-сойлиф."
Albreht Von Habsburg has thrown the circular saw.
Ghost  [145.9] states, "Похоже"
OOC: Arlim: ХоС идиот
OOC: Arlim: не заходи
Ghost  [145.9] states, "Коммисар отработал натурой"
Albreht Von Habsburg has been attacked in the chest with stun baton by Melvin Leach!
Your chest hurts badly.
Albreht Von Habsburg has been beaten with the the stun baton by Melvin Leach!
Albreht Von Habsburg has been stunned with the the stun baton by Melvin Leach!
OOC: Arlim: за ХоСа больше
OOC: Arlim: ты хуйло
OOC: Armun: Делал что бы бугурт был у меня
Ghost  [145.9] states, "И дал ему убить кота"
OOC: Armun: А он у арлима