Guide to Surgery/tg: различия между версиями

=Хирургия на зелёном сервере=

Здравствуй, юный падаван. Ты попал на наш уютный сервер. Не обращай внимание на то, что по дороге в хирургию тебя могут убить, задушить, расчленить (есть между этими терминами разница?). Твоё призвание - спасать (или убивать - сам решай) жизни людей. Лучше всего, конечно, работать патологоанатомом - там пациенты не шевелятся, но уж если выбрал профессию хирурга - тащи сей груз на плечах своих пациентов. Не забывай мыть руки и стирать одежду - по следам крови легко вычислить убийцу. Твои лучшие друзья - пила, и баллон с анестезией (он просто тяжёлый). Помни, что в самой хирургии ты можешь рассчитывать только на себя, и никто не поможет тебе задушить и ограбить капитана во время операции - надейся только на себя. Ну и кроме пилы тебе будут нужны другие инструменты.

===Хирургические инструменты===

Хирургические инструменты можно найти в хирургии или роботехнике,

сделать в автолате или заказать в карго.

Лучше всего, если они будут лежать на своих местах

(а не в вашей сумке или глазу вооооон-того ассистента) <!-- как правильно? -->

'''Вот список необходимых инструментов для успешной операции:'''

*Хирургический стол - не давайте халкам-генетикам сломать его! [[Файл:OpTable.gif]]

*Хирургическое покрывало - определяет место и тип операции. [[Файл:Drapes.png]]

*Скальпель - режь и кромсай [[Файл:Scalpel.png]]

*Циркулярная пила - кто здесь главный? Хирург здесь главный! [[Файл:Saw.png]]

*Хирургическая дрель - дыру в стене не сделать, а вот в черепе... [[Файл:Drill.png]]

*Зажим, или же hemostat (просто разные названия). [[Файл:Hemostat.png]]

*Термокаутер, или просто cautery [[Файл:Cautery.png]]

*Щипцы, ретрактор - без разницы [[Файл:Retractor.png]]

*ММИ - говорящий мозг, что может быть круче? [[Файл:MMI empty.png]]

*Смирительная рубашка - вот нехрен по медбею как упоротый бегать.[[Файл:Straight jacket.png]]

*Кляп - и орать тоже не надо, когда тебя в смирительную рубашку затягивают. [[Файл:Muzzle.png]]

*Анестезия - сладких снов (одевать на спину, не забыть включить). [[Файл:Anesthetics.png]]

*Дыхательная маска - она более стерильна, нежели обычная. Использовать вместе с анестезией. [[Файл:BreathingMask.png]]

==Как использовать анестезию==

Всё по пунктам:

#Раздеть пациента, уложить на операционный стол.

#Взять маску, нацепить на его наглую рожу.

#Взять баллон с анестезией, прицепить вместо ранца (это на спину значит).

#Включить давление. Пошаговая инструкция:

##ЛКМ перетащить спрайт пациента на себя.

##В появившемся меню, где-то внизу, должна быть кнопочка '''set internals''', нажимаем.

##Готово. Ждём пока уснёт.

#Выполнить операцию.

#Снять баллон и маску.

#Стащить пациента со стола и отдать ему его вещи.

#Выгнать нахрен из хирургии, ибо стерильность нарушает.

== Surgical Procedures ==

For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's name to see the chances.

=== General ===

Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table.

* If there is no table, you can use: any table (80%), any bed (70%), ask them to lie on the floor (50%). Chances of successfully completing every step will be reduced.

Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)

Step 2: [[File:Intent_Help.png]] Switch to help intent.

Step 3: [[File:Hud-target.gif]] Aim at the appropriate body part (Important!)

Step 4: [[File:Drapes.png]] [[File:Bedsheet.png]] Place '''drapes''' or '''bedsheet''' over the part of body you are operating.

Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Do the surgery.

Step 6: Wake up the patient and kick them out.

=== [[File:Appendix.png]] Appendectomy [[File:Appendix_inflamed.png]] ===

'''If it's useless, tear it out.'''

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''groin'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

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|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

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|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': sever the appendix.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|colspan="2"|Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif|Hands]] '''Bare hands''': pull out the appendix.

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|Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)

|}

* Cures appendicitis

* Prevents it in the future, too

=== [[File:Brain.png]] Brain Removal [[File:MMI.png]] ===

'''The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly ''brain surgery''.'''

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''head'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Saw.png]] '''Saw''': saw through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)

|-

|Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (55%)

|}

'''Putting a brain back in:'''

Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.

Step 2: [[File:Brain.png|Brain]] Cram their brain back into their skull.

Step 3: [[File:Clone.gif|Cloning Pod]] Usually, you take the body to be cloned.

==== [[File:Alien_brain.png]] Xenomorph variant [[File:MMI_alien.png]] ====

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''head'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 2: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': saw through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': saw through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)

|-

|Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (55%)

|}

=== [[File:Flashlight.png]] Cavity Implant [[File:Flashlight.png]] ===

'''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!'''

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''chest'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|colspan="2"|Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif|Hands]] Place an item in the cavity / Use your '''hands''' to check for items in the cavity.

|-

|Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)

|}

* Tiny and small items can be implanted

* Implanting a flashlight allows you to use it

=== Eye Surgery ===

'''Fixing blindness.'''

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''eyes'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%)[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': fix the patient's eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Pen.png]] Pen (25%)

|-

|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png]] '''Cautery''': mend the incision.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)

|}

* This fixes all damage done to eyes, except genetic.

* Failing the step 5 will cause 100 brain damage to the patient.

=== Gender Reassignment ===

'''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.'''

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''groin'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': reshape the patient's... body.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (50%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|colspan="2"|<font color=FFFFFF>***This actually applies their body-weight in estrogen or testosterone instantly, the '''scalpel''' acts as a giant syringe in this case.</font>

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': mend the incision.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)

|-

|colspan="2"|Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)

|}

* Failing step 4 will make patient's gender ambiguous

=== [[File:Implant_Case.png]] Implant Removal [[File:Implant_Case.png]] ===

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over patient's '''chest'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': extract the implant.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (65%)

|-

|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)

|}

* Extracts loyalty, tracking, chemical, explosive implants and such.

=== [[File:Cyborg_head.png]] Limb Augmentation [[File:Cyborg_torso.png]] ===

'''We can rebuild him... We have the technology.'''

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|colspan="2"|Step 0: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''.

|-

|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the '''limb you want to augment'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': sever the muscles.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (55%)

|-

|Step 6: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut through the bone.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)

|-

|colspan="2"|Step 7: '''Cyborg limb''': augment the limb.

|}

* The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.

* Augmenting torso heals appendicitis and removes xeno larva.

* Robot limbs are tougher. They need welding to "heal" brute damage and wires for burn.

=== [[File:Hud-hunger.gif]] Lipoplasty [[File:Hud-hunger.gif]] ===

'''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?'''

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''chest'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut up the fat.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%)

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': remove the fat.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)

|}

=== Plastic Surgery ===

'''I need to disappear forever!'''

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''head'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': alter the patient's appearance.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (50%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)

|}

* Can also be used to restore damaged, unrecognisable face, in which case it won't chance appearance.

=== [[File:Facehugger.png]] Xenomorph Removal [[File:Larva.png]] ===

'''GET IT OUT OF ME!!'''

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's '''chest'''.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut through the bone.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)

|-

|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': pull out the larva.||[[File:Spade.png]] Spade (65%) [[File:Minihoe.png]] (50%) [[File:Crowbar.png]] (35%)

|-

|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)

|}

=== [[File:Slimegrey.png]] Slime Core Removal [[File:Slimeorange.png]] ===

{|

|Procedure||Ghetto analogues

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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the slime's body.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet

|-

|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': make an incision again.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)

|-

|Step 4: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': extract the core.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (100%)

|}

* Step 4 must be repeated for every core if slime has several.

* Mostly obsolete with existence of slime grinder, but still possible.

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