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![[File:Jobchap.png]]<br>[[Chaplain|Капеллан]]
|'''Доступ:''' Chapel office, Morgue, Crematorium.
'''Подчинение:''' [[Head of Personnel|Глава персонала]].

'''Обязанности:''' Устраивать пышные похороны или кремацию, наставлять людей на путь истинный.

!Легко

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<br/>''— Знаешь свой главный грех, Мэл?''
<br/>''— Какого чёрта, я обожаю все семь! Но сейчас я готов дать волю Гневу.''
<br/>'''''Малькольм Рейнольдс, Миссия Серенити'''''</p>

Ваша участь на станции не обещает быть легкой, так как ваш основной род деятельности — [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ix-AMYos0Js предоставлять экипажу станции психологическую и моральную поддержку], если ему это потребуется. Так же, если вдруг произойдет несчастный случай с летальным исходом (не дай этому случится ваше Божество), то вы, как духовный наставник всей станции, должны устроить достойные похороны.

[[File:Chapel.png|right|thumb|Церковь, ваше пристанище]]

== Религия ==

Перед прибытием на станцию вас спросят о вашей религии и Божестве, а также, предоставят святое письмо на ваш выбор.
Вы вправе придерживаться своей религии, но в теперешнем 2556-ом году на наших станциях обычно проповедуют следующие религии:

* '''Христианство'''. Вера в великого единого Бога и сына его — КосмоИисуса.
* '''Технологизм'''. Вера в святость роботов и киборгов.
* '''Трансгуманизм'''. Вера в объединение человека с машиной для достижения максимального комфорта, производительности и прочего.

== Ваши принадлежности ==

* [[Файл:Bible.png]]'''Святое письмо'''.
Может иметь разное название и вид. Это - ваш главный шанс на выживание, ваш самый полезный предмет. С помощью этой книги вы можете обращаться к господу с просьбой об излечении того, к чьей голове она была приложена. Конечно, получается не всегда, но это очень, очень полезно. Если не-священник попробует кого-то исцелить, книга зашипит в его руках и не подействует. Так как книжка толстовата, а исписанных страниц много, в книге есть несколько полостей, в которые можно положить что-нибудь. 

* [[File:Holyflask.png]]'''Святая вода'''.
Фляжка со святой водой. Обладает отличными расслабляющими и слегка опьяняющими свойствами.

* [[Файл:Nullrod.png]]'''Нулевой жезл'''.
Древний артефакт, в котором таится скрытая мощь, которая поможет в борьбе против сил зла. Только вы знаете, как им пользоваться.

* [[Файл:Smokebook.png]]'''Книга дыма'''.
Загадочная книга, прочитать которую сможете только вы. После изучения этой книжонки вы сможете создавать клубы дыма. На самом деле, они куда полезней, чем кажутся...

* [[Файл:Soul stone.png]]'''Камень душ'''.
Ещё более загадочный камушек красного цвета. Используйте на умирающем человеке и он получит своего рода второй шанс... 

== Обряды ==

Вы можете использовать свои обряды или использовать привычные для станции.

* ''Космирование''. У вас в офисе есть некоторое количество прекрасных деревянных гробов. Положите в него тело бедняги, позовите всех знакомых усопшего, произнесите речь или молитву, дайте пришедшим сказать последние слова об усопшем и перенесите гроб в ускоритель частиц и запускайте в его в безграничный космос.

* ''Кремация''. Западнее вашего офиса имеется специальная комната для кремаций. Тут уже все просто: даже не обязательно произносить речь. Все, что вам нужно сделать — положить тело на выдвижной стол печи, задвинуть стол вовнутрь и запустить процесс. В итоге, у вас получится кучка пепла.

* ''Проповедование''. Приобщайте экипаж к религии вашей, проводите посты, церемонии и прочие малые обряды.

* ''Любые другие свои обряды''. Например, свадьбы и прочее.

== Holy Artifacts ==
In your possession are several important items, including your Holy Book and the Null Rod. These items are powerful and should be kept in your possession at all times.

=== Holy Book ===
'''You have to set the name of your god and religion in the Character Setup window before the round starts''', else you will be stuck with whatever the default is. The first time you interact with your book in a round, you can set its skin. The resulting Bible starts with space cash and beer in it, and [[Clown|perhaps some other junk]]; you may want to store the holy water on your desk.

Hitting somebody in the head with your Bible has a 60% chance to heal them and a 40% chance to give them 10 branes dumaig, unless the <s>victim</s> congregant is wearing robust headgear (helmets, certain hats, and any child of the helmet class.) You can even revive people who are in critical condition! But if you use the ability a lot, you will start to see diminishing returns, with a higher chance to cause brain damage, and a lower amount of damage healed.

- It should be noted that your book cannot be used by the non-believers, meaning: If someone steals your book and attempts to brain somebody over the head with it, the book will sizzle in that persons hands. However, others CAN access the content of the book itself.

=== Null Rod ===
The obsidian rod will be your defense against the [[Cult magic|forces of evil]]. Having it in your possession will make you completely immune to the effects of blood magic. It will also destroy any runes and is a excellent weapon in general.

== Duties ==

Each chaplain is free to invent the details of their rituals.

*'''Funerals:''' You have a stock of coffins you can use for wakes and space burials (that is, launching them out of the mass driver). Some employees appreciate wakes being held for friends and loved ones. See below.

*'''Psychological care.''' This includes counseling, pharmaceutical remedies (consult the chemist), and confessions. You have a confession booth; you and the confessor enter separate rooms and switch on the radio terminals. Most crew members rarely if ever submit to psychological care of their own initiative; offer to help when someone looks troubled. Prisoners are most often in need of attention.

*'''Church Services.''' Give sermons and sing hymns. <!-- You can create a hymnal by writing a youtube link to a desired song on a piece of paper, or have the Librarian run some off for you. -->

*'''Proselytizing.''' Most crew members are godless heathens; acquiring followers for your god(s) is your first priority. When you convince someone to join the church, you can perform a ritual o conversion (some elements you may want to include: drugs, glossolalia, sacrifices, drinking of [demon's blood], public announcements, prayer, lying naked on the altar, strikes with the holy book, confession, bloodletting).

*'''Blessing Rooms.''' Your bible has the power to turn ordinary water into holy water by <s>blessing</s> smacking the container with it. Holy water stops any [[Construct | Evil Spirits]] or [[Wizard | Magical Beings]] from Ethereal Jaunting onto the tile that you splash the holy water on, and can deconvert cultists. If a cult or wizard is discovered then it would be the best idea to bless a water-tank with your bible, give that to security, grabbing a fire extinguisher and blessing that too and then asking for the AI to let you in so you can bless his chamber from potential harm. The fire extinguisher will allow you to easily bless rooms because it will affect every tile that the water travels on. You can tell if a tile is blessed when it glows yellow after a little while.

*'''Other possible activities:''' Investiture of new acolytes and paladins, dedication of mechs, gravitational singularities, psychical research and seances, and pilgrimages to the singularity/Clown Planet/the AI Satellite/the Derelict Station.

=== Thanatology ===
The Mass Driver's primary purpose is for burials-at-space; wooden caskets are provided for this purpose. Caskets function likes lockers; place the body in the casket, give a eulogy (over the [[radio]] if no one is present), move the casket into the driver and fire it.

Note that some crew members may seek to use the Mass Driver as a way to exit the station into space; for safety reasons, make sure they are properly equipped before letting them through. This will send them towards the [[Backstory#Space Station 12|derelict station]].

The Crematorium is used to turn bodies into ash, including those of [[xenos]]. Remember to strip the body before cremating it.

=== Propitiating the [[Administrators|Gods]] ===
The Pray command is like an [[adminhelp]], but is [[IC]], and should be worded deferentially (e.g. "Oh Great and Wise Pelor, please grant your humble servant...). It is advised that you only pray later in the round; the gods have a habit of ignoring early prayers. You can increase your divine favor by making a sacrifice to your god(s) of choice; you can do this any number of ways (it is wise to state what you have sacrificed in your prayer). Prayers are more likely to be answered if they are somehow thematically appropriate: wishing for an RCD for no apparent reason is unlikely to be fulfilled, but praying for, say, a divine mission or the tools to complete such are more amusing to the gods.

You have candles and crayons in your locker. Candles can be set anywhere and lit (they eventually burn down). Crayons can be used to draw runes (commonly placed in front of the podium), as well as graffiti (not really your style) and letters (allowing you to write out messages across the ground).

Do not expect any prayers to be answered. Gods are fickle beings. Nobody knows what they are going to do next in their great designs.

=== GET BEHIND ME NAR-NAR ===
During a [[cult]] invasion, you will suddenly find yourself a vital part of the station's security force, and also a target. You will want to ensure Security has a stock of holy water to deconvert cultists -- remember that your bible can bless any water it comes into contact with -- and Security may want your null rod as well. Your bible can be used to detect nearby hidden runes by hitting the floor with it. This can be invaluable in finding suspected cult bases. Finally, you are immune to cult magic, which will help you if you decide to go BATTLE PALADIN and <s>valid</s> save everyone. '''For more information, go [[Cult magic|here]].'''

If [[admin|your god]] hates you enough, you may also encounter a [[Revenant]], an undead ghost creature that wants your souls. Again, your null rod is incredibly robust against these creatures.

==Tips==
* Setting your religion's name to certain presents will give your holy book a special name, as well as dispensing 100 brain damage to you. For example, naming your religion 'Homosexuality' will name your bible 'GUYS GONE WILD!!' 
**Other notable examples include: christianity, satanism, cthulu, islam, scientology, chaos, imperium, toolboxia, homosexuality, lol, wtf, gay, penis, ass, poo, badmin, shitmin, deadmin, cock, cocks.
* Your bible, despite starting with some useless junk, can be emptied and filled with a complete set of tools or other similarly sized items. Best of all, it fits in your hoodie's suit storage!
* Healing en-masse during blob rounds is extremely effective, as you can get people back into the fight quickly and easily. Besides, who needs proper cognitive function to fight the blob?
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