ЦитатаMessage from Wycc (AI), "Он глава, и сидит тихо, снижаем срок согласно УК" (Reply)
Цитатаснижаем срок согласно УК
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Смешные и глупые цитаты SS13
Автор: mihastro · 25.02.2012, 17:14 · 6378 сообщений
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MaydayVII (22 March 2015 - 09:06) писал: писал:Настоящие оперативники должны быть готовы ко всему, даже к тому, что лоялисты будут брать их базу штурмом.
(Висераторы на базе)
Это я пидор криворукий, случайно ее включил, гранату эту. А так хотел на станции попользовать. Но, что интересно, висцераторы из гранаты нюкеров не жрут.
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Следует понимать, что все вышенаписанное означает лишь то, что написано выше. Не стоит искать скрытый смысл, экстраполировать или присваивать кому-то какие-то стороны.
Amy Palmer [Common] says, "Почти все главы УЕБКИ"
Amy Palmer [Common] asks, "Вы ПИДОРАСЫ или против?"
Попытка вызвать шаттл при сломанном радио
Amy Palmer [Common] asks, "Вы ПИДОРАСЫ или против?"
Попытка вызвать шаттл при сломанном радио
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— Я вижу, что тела Люси нет в гробу, но это доказывает только одну вещь.
— Какую же именно, Джон?
— Что его там нет.
— Недурная логика.
Дракула. Стокер Брэм
— Какую же именно, Джон?
— Что его там нет.
— Недурная логика.
Дракула. Стокер Брэм
OOC: Nekich1029: Ахаха. На станции Омск, админов нет. Могу всех пидарами называть).
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OOC: Jure_Frantcetic: "Дайте мне 20 человек украинской колониальной пехоты и я вынесу улей со всеми ксеносами за 5 минут"
fey (13 August 2016 - 02:03) писал: писал:Зачем что-то делать самому, если можно ничего не делать и всех критиковать?
Ты пидор, где смеятся?MaydayVII (23 March 2015 - 12:19) писал: писал:OOC: Nekich1029: Ахаха. На станции Омск, админов нет. Могу всех пидарами называть).
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Для душиКадровая политика на Анимусе
Осторожно, стена текста внутри.
Jesse Seeker says, "Shit."
Jesse Seeker says, "Shit."
Squishy points to Jesse Seeker
Squishy points to Asteroid
Jesse Seeker gets his hands up.
I.P.A states, "hi jesse"
я!Squishy starts to climb into яspace pod.
[Common] Bulma Briefs stammers, "H-H-HEL-LP-P IN-N S-SCIEN-N-NC-CE"
I.P.A states, "its us"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "AI lemme in"
Squishy shouts, "It's me!"
[Common] Bulma Briefs stammers, "N-N-NEAR-R RD-D OF-FF-FIC-CE"
Jesse Seeker asks, "S-s-squis-shy?"
[Common] Lytic Lere says, "We are coming.."
Squishy squishes.
Jesse Seeker asks, "You s-s-syndicate?"
Squishy exclaims, "Get in!"
[Common] Mr. Moe says, "AI I need to help Bulma"
Squishy says, "I found this."
я!You start climbing into the secondary seat.
я!Jesse Seeker starts to climb into яspace pod.
[Common] Mr. Moe says, "Open"
Squishy says, "This space suit is comfy."
I.P.A states, "we found this on a small outpost"
Jesse Seeker says, "Me never s-s-sus-s-spected you may be..."
Jesse Seeker says, "Oh."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me been here."
Squishy says, "aha."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me wanted to warn."
[Common] Jack Carver says, "Ai let me into science"
Jesse Seeker says, "There be a clos-s-se s-s-syndicate s-s-station."
Squishy says, "we're almost there."
Jesse Seeker asks, "Nanotras-s-sen never wire s-s-solars-s-s, right?"
Squishy says, "Yep."
[Common] Baldric Stern asks, "Genetics, can you let me through again?"
Squishy says, "Too lazy, I guess."
Jesse Seeker says, "S-s-so me thought that them be s-s-syndicaties-s-s."
[Common] Knock states, "Oh, laws updated, by the way."
Jesse Seeker climbs out of the pod!
You climb out of the pod.
[Common] Raven Huxley says, "I need the captain to the brig, the sec pod pilot is being an ass and abusing his power."
Squishy squishes.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
[Common] Knock states, "Damn it, Raul."
Squishy puts Orange Space Helmet into the leather satchel.
[Common] Apollo says, "I'm busy saving the CMO"
Squishy puts Orange Space Suit into the leather satchel.
[Common] Knock states, "Uh"
я!You retract your hardsuit helmet.
[Common] Knock states, "I mean James."
Squishy squishes.
You push the breath mask out of the way.
[Common] Knock states, "apologies."
Jesse Seeker says, "Finally..."
Squishy says, "We're all alone."
Squishy smiles.
Jesse Seeker says, "Me s-s-so tired."
Jesse Seeker says, "Yes-s-s..."
[Common] James Walker-Aggley says, "Sir, she just harm batoned me"
Squishy points to the bed
[Command] Knock states, "The firedoors were a trap."
Jesse Seeker says, "Oh."
Jesse Seeker asks, "You offer me a s-s-sleep?"
OOC: Earthdivine: RIP goon chem
Squishy nods.
[Command] Knock states, "I was opening them but they kept automatically closing."
Jesse Seeker says, "Thanks-s-s."
[Common] Jack Carver says, "Ai i need into eva"
Jesse Seeker says, "But me s-s-should warn."
[Command] Knock states, "other way"
Jukebox begins to play "Next Girl", by The Black Keys, from 'Brothers'.
Central Command Update
Electrical Storm Alert
An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.
Squishy asks, "Hm?"
Jesse Seeker says, "That me s-s-sleep naked."
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Well shit"
Jesse Seeker says, "S-s-so not be s-s-surpris-s-sed."
[Command] Knock states, "entrance of xenobiology"
Squishy says, "O-Okay.."
[Common] Knock states, "Oh god."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me very us-s-sed to it."
[Common] Vann Pyre asks, "What just lost lights?"
Jesse Seeker says, "Wow."
[Common] Knock states, "Xenoflora just set on fire"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Welp"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Fuck that"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Not going there"
я Jesse Seeker has thrown the global positioning system (LZRD).
You put the ID into PDA-Jesse Seeker (Shaft Miner)'s slot.
You buckle yourself to the bed.
Jesse Seeker says, "Good er..."
Jesse Seeker asks, "Night?"
Squishy asks, "Do you want me to turn off the light?"
Jesse Seeker says, "No, not nes-s-ses-s-sarry."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me us-s-sed to s-s-sleep with light."
Squishy nods.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я!... the head of personnel ...
я!Squishy buckles in!
Jesse Seeker says, "Not think that be SSD."
Jesse Seeker says, "That not be SSD."
Squishy squishes at Jesse Seeker.
Jesse Seeker says, "That be jus-s-st s-s-sleep."
я!Squishy unbuckled !
...You almost hear someone talking...
...You almost hear someone talking...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
*beep*
Jesse Seeker says, "You going s-s-sleep too?"
Squishy shakes his head.
Squishy says, "I can't sleep when she is watching."
Jesse Seeker asks, "Who?"
Jesse Seeker says, "Oh..."
Jesse Seeker says, "Think..."
Squishy stares.
Central Command Update
Anomaly Alert
It has come to our attention that the station passed through an ion storm. Please monitor all electronic equipment for malfunctions.
Jesse Seeker asks, "Who s-she?"
Squishy screams!
Jesse Seeker says, "Uh..."
Squishy shouts, "Jesse!"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Shit"
Squishy shouts, "I'm scared!"
Jesse Seeker says, "Not be."
[Common] Knock states, "The lights in my core are broken."
Jesse Seeker says, "Hide under that thing."
Squishy points to the bedsheet
Squishy asks, "There?"
Jesse Seeker says, "Beds-s-sheet."
Jesse Seeker says, "Duh."
Squishy says, "Um.."
Squishy says, "Okay.."
Jesse Seeker says, "Er..."
Squishy squishes.
Jesse Seeker says, "But carefull."
I.P.A folds outwards, expanding into a mobile form.
Jesse Seeker says, "What an odd s-situation."
Jesse Seeker chuckles.
Squishy slowly nods.
[Common] Bulma Briefs asks, "AI, approximately when will the test chamber be ready to use?"
[Common] Lorne Kraft says, "Anyone who can come up with any kind of biomass or meat, I need it in closing."
Jesse Seeker says, "You be s-s-so..."
Squishy whispers, "She is watching!"
Jesse Seeker says, "S-s-soft..."
[Common] Lorne Kraft says, "Cloning"
[Common] Knock states, "MESSAGE FROM FIND YOUR RUSSIAN BRIDE"
Squishy covers his face with the bedsheet.
[Common] James Raynor says, "We have no lights in med, we need some n now"
[Common] Knock states, "Your profile caught my attention and I wanted to write and say hello (QuickDating)."
[Common] Bulma Briefs asks, "AI?"
[Common] Knock queries, "Yes?"
[Common] Bulma Briefs asks, "When will the rest chamber be ready for use again?"
Jukebox begins to play "???", by Unknown.
[Common] Bulma Briefs says, "Test chamber I mean"
Central Command Update
Security Alert
Malignant trojan detected in NSS Cyberiad imprisonment subroutines. Recommend station AI involvement.
[Common] Knock states, "I do not know. let me see..."
[Common] James Raynor says, "AI run your anti virus, find that trojan"
OOC: Coding Carl: Hey what sounds can IPC, borg, and Drones make wasn't it just ping and buzz?
Squishy squishes.
OOC: ExGame: Should be our new lobby music: https://youtube.com/embed/1G4isv_Fylg?fs=1&html5=1
OOC: Tokochiro: *beep
[Common] Oscar Hardy says, "Well that really sucked"
OOC: Dreadweaver: *beep
OOC: Mijhead: *beep
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Her s-s-still watch?"
OOC: Coding Carl: Thanks
Squishy nods.
[Common] Knock states, "I'm a little concerned that a botanist has access to science...."
[Common] Knock states, "unbolting"
[Common] Bulma Briefs says, "I don't have access to science, I looted it from a dead vampire"
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Will s-she mind you laying THAT clos-s-se to a naked lis-s-sard?"
OOC: Svej: pls no
[Common] Knock states, "Then please update your own ID via HoP."
Squishy shrugs.
[Common] Knock states, "Are still uninhabitable without space protection"
[Common] Knock states, "Area even"
[Common] Bryan Rathen exclaims, "BAAWWWK!!"
[Common] Bulma Briefs says, "Just tell me when I'll be able to go into the test chamber again"
Squishy whispers, "I think so.."
[Common] James Walker-Aggley exclaims, "Janitor to the Brig!"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Going"
[Common] Jurlazu Njarir'Akhan says, "Lights in chemistry would be appreciated."
Squishy whispers, "But it wasn't my fault that she.. died."
Jesse Seeker starts moving his hand, trying to find his tail.
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Died?"
[Common] Vann Pyre asks, "How about you guys help me out ordering light crates in cargo?"
Central Command Update
Security Alert
Gr3y.T1d3 virus detected in NSS Cyberiad imprisonment subroutines. Recommend station AI involvement.
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Also, more drones would be appreciated"
[Common] Knock states, "Not again"
Squishy slowly nods.
[Common] R.V.D. says, "I have fabricated a beneficial virus that heals organs and your brain. Only side-effect is the growth of a beard"
Jesse Seeker starts scratching Squishy's leg.
[Common] James Raynor asks, "Can you fix that AI?"
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Me no feel my tail."
[Common] Knock states, "AFFIRMTIVE."
Jesse Seeker says, "Oh."
Jesse Seeker says, "That been your leg."
Squishy says, "That was my leg."
[Common] Knock states, "However it is difficult without light"
Squishy giggles.
Jesse Seeker says, "S-s-sorry..."
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Order light crates"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "And I can help"
[Common] Knock states, "It appears to be fixed"
Jukebox begins to play "Lonely Boy", by The Black Keys, from 'El Camino'.
[Common] Knock states, "affirmtiive. Ordering light crates"
[Common] Bulma Briefs asks, "The test chamber is fixed?"
я!Unusable emote 'sleep'. Say *help for a list.
Squishy whispers, "Do you happen to know Taliana?"
[Common] Knock states, "negative."
[Common] Knock states, "Tripp Pickard has entered long-term storage."
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Maybe... But not remember."
[Common] Knock states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] Knock states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."
[Common] Knock states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] Knock states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Wait..."
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Me think, s-s-saw her..."
Jesse Seeker whispers, "That been your er... Woman... Right?"
Squishy whispers, "Yes.."
Squishy whispers, "She was my wife."
Jesse Seeker whispers, "You been work on that s-s-station time ago, right?"
The hairs stand up on the back of your neck.
Squishy nods.
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Together?"
You feel a presence in the room.
Squishy screams!
Jesse Seeker whispers, "She's-s-s here."
Something doesn't feel right...
You think you see a figure in your peripheral vision.
Jesse Seeker says, "Or not s-s-she only."
Squishy shouts, "Don't make me cut myself!"
[Common] Knock states, "Rusty Venture, Roboticist, has arrived on the station."
Squishy says, "Oh no.."
Squishy exclaims, "No!"
Squishy screams!
Jesse Seeker asks, "What?"
Jesse Seeker yells, "Wait!"
You unbuckle yourself from the bed.
Squishy screams!
Jesse Seeker says, "That be becaus-s-se you..."
[Common] Bulma Briefs says, "AI, door please"
Squishy yells, "It wasn't my fault!"
Jesse Seeker asks, "Becaus-s-se you s-s-see her?"
Squishy points to the chair
я You are unable to equip that.
я You are unable to equip that.
Squishy screams!
[Common] Knock queries, "which door?"
Squishy holds up thier hands.
Squishies asks, "WERE YOU ERPING?"
Squishy says, "What."
Squishy says, "No."
Jesse Seeker asks, "Er?"
Jesse Seeker asks, "What?"
I.P.A queries, "hmm?"
*---------*
This is Squishies!
They are wearing a deathsquad helmet on their head.
They are wearing a deathsquad suit.
They are carrying a pressurized double emergency oxygen tank on their deathsquad suit.
They have a security backpack on their back.
They are holding a pulse rifle in their right hand.
They have an autorevolver about their waist.
They are wearing Squishies's ID Card.
*---------*
[Common] Bryan Rathen yells, "Bawk bawk!"
I.P.A queries, "where did he come from?"
Jukebox begins to play "Mr. Brightside", by The Killers, from 'Hot Fuss'.
Squishies says, "We have had reports of ERP in this sector."
Squishy asks, "You came out of the toilet?"
Jesse Seeker says, "We had no."
Jesse Seeker asks, "What be ERP?"
I.P.A states, "dont think that armor would fit trough it"
Squishy asks, "Is that some kind of food?"
Squishies says, "Bluespess toilets."
I.P.A states, "sounds like an abbrivation"
Jesse Seeker asks, "That be a weapon?"
Jesse Seeker says, "Uh."
Squishy says, "Ew.."
[Command] Apollo says, "I don't want to babysit the entire security department"
Squishy says, "I used that toilet."
[Command] Daniel Jackson says, "Trying cap"
OOC: Tokochiro: how long has this shift been going ?
Squishies says, "...I know."
Jesse Seeker chuckles.
OOC: Svej: almost 2 hours
OOC: Nano100: yeah couple hours now
[Command] Knock states, "The janitor is requesting a janitorial cleanup squad"
[Command] Apollo says, "You are supposed to be the head of it"
[Command] Daniel Jackson says, "We WERE fine, raven is just seriously going mental"
[Common] Mr. Moe yells, "It's a good thing I'm paid by the hour!"
[Command] Knock states, "Janitorial ERT even"
[Command] Apollo says, "So go do your job please"
[Command] Daniel Jackson says, "Yes and if my warden acts as if she is the boss, it gets annoying"
[Command] Apollo says, "And I'll consider a janitorial ERT"
Squishy squishes.
Jesse Seeker says, "Me jus-s-st s-s-scratched his-s-s leg by an as-s-sident."
[Command] Knock states, "in the meantime, the janitor will appreciate if you order him some more lights"
Squishies says, "For your guaranteed safety, I must strongly request that you refrain from any current and future copulation."
Squishy says, "Um."
Squishy says, "Okay."
I.P.A states, "well"
Squishy says, "Whatever."
LOOC: ExGame: Bluespess toilets FTW.
Jesse Seeker asks, "Er?"
I.P.A states, "that was strange"
Jesse Seeker says, "It... Been..."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me not got it."
[Common] R.V.D. says, "Bartender to bar"
[Common] Carson Chapman exclaims, "Hah! You thought you were paid!"
Squishy says, "Toilets."
Jesse Seeker says, "Uh."
I.P.A states, "havent seen that kind of armor or weaponry before"
[Common] Carson Chapman says, "Fool! We're only going to give you scraps enough to barely keep yourself fed and clothed"
Squishy shouts, "Let's throw something in that toilet!"
Jesse Seeker says, "Me will never us-s-se toliet again..."
[Common] Knock states, "Tsai Zhonghan, Civilian, has arrived on the station."
[Common] Knock states, "Speckles, Clown, has arrived on the station."
Squishy lifts the lid off the cistern!
*---------*
This is Squishy!
He is wearing a kilt.
He is wearing a beret on his head.
He has a blood-stained the leather satchel on his back.
He has a plastic bag about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing Squishy's ID Card (Civilian).
He is severely malnourished.
He has a cut on his left hand.
He has a cut on his right hand.
я!Squish!
*---------*
[Common] Jurlazu Njarir'Akhan says, "Those lights are taking a while.."
Squishy puts the first-aid kit into the leather satchel.
Squishy replaces the lid on the cistern!
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "That's why central needs more janitors"
Squishy screams!
Jesse Seeker asks, "What that been?"
I.P.A states, "uhh"
Squishy exclaims, "Something exploded!"
[Common] Bryan Rathen exclaims, "Bawk bawk!"
I.P.A queries, "what was that?"
Squishy asks, "Was it you, toilet?"
Jesse Seeker asks, "We boomed a thing?"
I.P.A states, "that isnt good"
Jesse Seeker yells, "OH my god!"
I.P.A states, "you just blew the toilet up"
LOOC: Jesse Seeker: lololo
[Common] Oscar Hardy says, "Lights in the chapel have been replaced"
Jesse Seeker says, "Wow."
Jukebox begins to play "Mr. Brightside", by The Killers, from 'Hot Fuss'.
Squishy says, "Um."
Squishy says, "Bluespace toilets are unstable, I guess."
Jesse Seeker says, "Toliet be very odd."
[Common] Knock states, "Please carry a flashlight."
Crew_transfer vote started by the server.
Type vote to place your votes.
You have 60 seconds to vote.
The OOC channel has been automatically disabled due to a crew transfer vote.
[Common] Clown Bot exclaims, "Cool a gun!"
Jesse Seeker says, "Me be not s-s-surpris-s-sed if a giant toliet will s-s-smas-s-sh into our plas-s-se."
Squishy asks, "What if I have to use the toilet?"
[Common] Clown Bot says, "Beepsky is stealing my gun!"
Squishy yells, "I could use the disposal unit!"
Jesse Seeker says, "Jus-s-st remember that..."
Jesse Seeker says, "Every time you us-s-se a toliet..."
[Common] Clown Bot yells, "Samuel Walken took my energy gun!"
Vote Result: Initiate Crew Transfer
Priority Announcement
A crew transfer has been scheduled. The shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 10 minutes.
The OOC channel has been automatically enabled due to vote end.
[Common] Clown Bot exclaims, "Please kill him with a monkey!"
Jesse Seeker says, "There may be a s-s-syndicate coming out of it."
Squishy shivers.
Jesse Seeker twitches violently.
[Common] Raven Huxley says, "HoS is shitcurity."
Squishy asks, "You're saying.. I could take a poopy on someone's head?"
OOC: Nickcrazy: The ad... IT WONT GO AWAY
Jesse Seeker giggles.
Squishy puts the welding tool into the plastic bag.
[Common] Knock states, "I have not receive a message in some time."
I.P.A queries, "should we leave?"
Jesse Seeker says, "Me not get it."
I.P.A states, "shuttle is coming soon"
I.P.A points to the status display
Squishy says, "I don't like this place."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me kinda too..."
Squishy yells, "To the shuttle!"
Squishy puts the beret into the leather satchel.
Your suit's helmet deploys with a hiss.
Squishy boops I.P.A on the head.
I.P.A neatly folds inwards, compacting down to a rectangular card.
Squishy squishes.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You push the breath mask back into place.
You are not wearing a mask.
You are not wearing a mask.
You are now running on internals from the oxygen tank on your back.
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) says, "Hm."
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) says, "Anyway."
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
я!Squishy starts to climb into яspace pod.
я!You start climbing into the secondary seat.
я!Unknown starts to climb into яspace pod.
Squishy squishes.
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) says, "Robot, find in the nanotras-s-sen net, what may mean ERP."
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) asks, "Like ERT?"
I.P.A states, "it could mean Enterprise Resource Planning"
Squishy says, "He probably was going to rescue us."
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) says, "Wait."
Squishy says, "uuh."
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) asks, "That be a s-s-syundicaties-s-s bas-s-se?"
Squishy says, "Huh.."
I.P.A states, "that seems to be turret shootingat us"
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) asks, "What if we may make peas-s-se?"
Critical damage to the vessel detected, core explosion imminent!
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Squishy yells, "Scheisse!"
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Jesse Seeker says, "Shit."
Jesse Seeker says, "Shit."
Squishy points to Jesse Seeker
Squishy points to Asteroid
Jesse Seeker gets his hands up.
I.P.A states, "hi jesse"
я!Squishy starts to climb into яspace pod.
[Common] Bulma Briefs stammers, "H-H-HEL-LP-P IN-N S-SCIEN-N-NC-CE"
I.P.A states, "its us"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "AI lemme in"
Squishy shouts, "It's me!"
[Common] Bulma Briefs stammers, "N-N-NEAR-R RD-D OF-FF-FIC-CE"
Jesse Seeker asks, "S-s-squis-shy?"
[Common] Lytic Lere says, "We are coming.."
Squishy squishes.
Jesse Seeker asks, "You s-s-syndicate?"
Squishy exclaims, "Get in!"
[Common] Mr. Moe says, "AI I need to help Bulma"
Squishy says, "I found this."
я!You start climbing into the secondary seat.
я!Jesse Seeker starts to climb into яspace pod.
[Common] Mr. Moe says, "Open"
Squishy says, "This space suit is comfy."
I.P.A states, "we found this on a small outpost"
Jesse Seeker says, "Me never s-s-sus-s-spected you may be..."
Jesse Seeker says, "Oh."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me been here."
Squishy says, "aha."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me wanted to warn."
[Common] Jack Carver says, "Ai let me into science"
Jesse Seeker says, "There be a clos-s-se s-s-syndicate s-s-station."
Squishy says, "we're almost there."
Jesse Seeker asks, "Nanotras-s-sen never wire s-s-solars-s-s, right?"
Squishy says, "Yep."
[Common] Baldric Stern asks, "Genetics, can you let me through again?"
Squishy says, "Too lazy, I guess."
Jesse Seeker says, "S-s-so me thought that them be s-s-syndicaties-s-s."
[Common] Knock states, "Oh, laws updated, by the way."
Jesse Seeker climbs out of the pod!
You climb out of the pod.
[Common] Raven Huxley says, "I need the captain to the brig, the sec pod pilot is being an ass and abusing his power."
Squishy squishes.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
[Common] Knock states, "Damn it, Raul."
Squishy puts Orange Space Helmet into the leather satchel.
[Common] Apollo says, "I'm busy saving the CMO"
Squishy puts Orange Space Suit into the leather satchel.
[Common] Knock states, "Uh"
я!You retract your hardsuit helmet.
[Common] Knock states, "I mean James."
Squishy squishes.
You push the breath mask out of the way.
[Common] Knock states, "apologies."
Jesse Seeker says, "Finally..."
Squishy says, "We're all alone."
Squishy smiles.
Jesse Seeker says, "Me s-s-so tired."
Jesse Seeker says, "Yes-s-s..."
[Common] James Walker-Aggley says, "Sir, she just harm batoned me"
Squishy points to the bed
[Command] Knock states, "The firedoors were a trap."
Jesse Seeker says, "Oh."
Jesse Seeker asks, "You offer me a s-s-sleep?"
OOC: Earthdivine: RIP goon chem
Squishy nods.
[Command] Knock states, "I was opening them but they kept automatically closing."
Jesse Seeker says, "Thanks-s-s."
[Common] Jack Carver says, "Ai i need into eva"
Jesse Seeker says, "But me s-s-should warn."
[Command] Knock states, "other way"
Jukebox begins to play "Next Girl", by The Black Keys, from 'Brothers'.
Central Command Update
Electrical Storm Alert
An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.
Squishy asks, "Hm?"
Jesse Seeker says, "That me s-s-sleep naked."
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Well shit"
Jesse Seeker says, "S-s-so not be s-s-surpris-s-sed."
[Command] Knock states, "entrance of xenobiology"
Squishy says, "O-Okay.."
[Common] Knock states, "Oh god."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me very us-s-sed to it."
[Common] Vann Pyre asks, "What just lost lights?"
Jesse Seeker says, "Wow."
[Common] Knock states, "Xenoflora just set on fire"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Welp"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Fuck that"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Not going there"
я Jesse Seeker has thrown the global positioning system (LZRD).
You put the ID into PDA-Jesse Seeker (Shaft Miner)'s slot.
You buckle yourself to the bed.
Jesse Seeker says, "Good er..."
Jesse Seeker asks, "Night?"
Squishy asks, "Do you want me to turn off the light?"
Jesse Seeker says, "No, not nes-s-ses-s-sarry."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me us-s-sed to s-s-sleep with light."
Squishy nods.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
я!... the head of personnel ...
я!Squishy buckles in!
Jesse Seeker says, "Not think that be SSD."
Jesse Seeker says, "That not be SSD."
Squishy squishes at Jesse Seeker.
Jesse Seeker says, "That be jus-s-st s-s-sleep."
я!Squishy unbuckled !
...You almost hear someone talking...
...You almost hear someone talking...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
*beep*
Jesse Seeker says, "You going s-s-sleep too?"
Squishy shakes his head.
Squishy says, "I can't sleep when she is watching."
Jesse Seeker asks, "Who?"
Jesse Seeker says, "Oh..."
Jesse Seeker says, "Think..."
Squishy stares.
Central Command Update
Anomaly Alert
It has come to our attention that the station passed through an ion storm. Please monitor all electronic equipment for malfunctions.
Jesse Seeker asks, "Who s-she?"
Squishy screams!
Jesse Seeker says, "Uh..."
Squishy shouts, "Jesse!"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Shit"
Squishy shouts, "I'm scared!"
Jesse Seeker says, "Not be."
[Common] Knock states, "The lights in my core are broken."
Jesse Seeker says, "Hide under that thing."
Squishy points to the bedsheet
Squishy asks, "There?"
Jesse Seeker says, "Beds-s-sheet."
Jesse Seeker says, "Duh."
Squishy says, "Um.."
Squishy says, "Okay.."
Jesse Seeker says, "Er..."
Squishy squishes.
Jesse Seeker says, "But carefull."
I.P.A folds outwards, expanding into a mobile form.
Jesse Seeker says, "What an odd s-situation."
Jesse Seeker chuckles.
Squishy slowly nods.
[Common] Bulma Briefs asks, "AI, approximately when will the test chamber be ready to use?"
[Common] Lorne Kraft says, "Anyone who can come up with any kind of biomass or meat, I need it in closing."
Jesse Seeker says, "You be s-s-so..."
Squishy whispers, "She is watching!"
Jesse Seeker says, "S-s-soft..."
[Common] Lorne Kraft says, "Cloning"
[Common] Knock states, "MESSAGE FROM FIND YOUR RUSSIAN BRIDE"
Squishy covers his face with the bedsheet.
[Common] James Raynor says, "We have no lights in med, we need some n now"
[Common] Knock states, "Your profile caught my attention and I wanted to write and say hello (QuickDating)."
[Common] Bulma Briefs asks, "AI?"
[Common] Knock queries, "Yes?"
[Common] Bulma Briefs asks, "When will the rest chamber be ready for use again?"
Jukebox begins to play "???", by Unknown.
[Common] Bulma Briefs says, "Test chamber I mean"
Central Command Update
Security Alert
Malignant trojan detected in NSS Cyberiad imprisonment subroutines. Recommend station AI involvement.
[Common] Knock states, "I do not know. let me see..."
[Common] James Raynor says, "AI run your anti virus, find that trojan"
OOC: Coding Carl: Hey what sounds can IPC, borg, and Drones make wasn't it just ping and buzz?
Squishy squishes.
OOC: ExGame: Should be our new lobby music: https://youtube.com/embed/1G4isv_Fylg?fs=1&html5=1
OOC: Tokochiro: *beep
[Common] Oscar Hardy says, "Well that really sucked"
OOC: Dreadweaver: *beep
OOC: Mijhead: *beep
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Her s-s-still watch?"
OOC: Coding Carl: Thanks
Squishy nods.
[Common] Knock states, "I'm a little concerned that a botanist has access to science...."
[Common] Knock states, "unbolting"
[Common] Bulma Briefs says, "I don't have access to science, I looted it from a dead vampire"
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Will s-she mind you laying THAT clos-s-se to a naked lis-s-sard?"
OOC: Svej: pls no
[Common] Knock states, "Then please update your own ID via HoP."
Squishy shrugs.
[Common] Knock states, "Are still uninhabitable without space protection"
[Common] Knock states, "Area even"
[Common] Bryan Rathen exclaims, "BAAWWWK!!"
[Common] Bulma Briefs says, "Just tell me when I'll be able to go into the test chamber again"
Squishy whispers, "I think so.."
[Common] James Walker-Aggley exclaims, "Janitor to the Brig!"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Going"
[Common] Jurlazu Njarir'Akhan says, "Lights in chemistry would be appreciated."
Squishy whispers, "But it wasn't my fault that she.. died."
Jesse Seeker starts moving his hand, trying to find his tail.
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Died?"
[Common] Vann Pyre asks, "How about you guys help me out ordering light crates in cargo?"
Central Command Update
Security Alert
Gr3y.T1d3 virus detected in NSS Cyberiad imprisonment subroutines. Recommend station AI involvement.
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Also, more drones would be appreciated"
[Common] Knock states, "Not again"
Squishy slowly nods.
[Common] R.V.D. says, "I have fabricated a beneficial virus that heals organs and your brain. Only side-effect is the growth of a beard"
Jesse Seeker starts scratching Squishy's leg.
[Common] James Raynor asks, "Can you fix that AI?"
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Me no feel my tail."
[Common] Knock states, "AFFIRMTIVE."
Jesse Seeker says, "Oh."
Jesse Seeker says, "That been your leg."
Squishy says, "That was my leg."
[Common] Knock states, "However it is difficult without light"
Squishy giggles.
Jesse Seeker says, "S-s-sorry..."
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "Order light crates"
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "And I can help"
[Common] Knock states, "It appears to be fixed"
Jukebox begins to play "Lonely Boy", by The Black Keys, from 'El Camino'.
[Common] Knock states, "affirmtiive. Ordering light crates"
[Common] Bulma Briefs asks, "The test chamber is fixed?"
я!Unusable emote 'sleep'. Say *help for a list.
Squishy whispers, "Do you happen to know Taliana?"
[Common] Knock states, "negative."
[Common] Knock states, "Tripp Pickard has entered long-term storage."
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Maybe... But not remember."
[Common] Knock states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] Knock states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."
[Common] Knock states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] Knock states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Wait..."
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Me think, s-s-saw her..."
Jesse Seeker whispers, "That been your er... Woman... Right?"
Squishy whispers, "Yes.."
Squishy whispers, "She was my wife."
Jesse Seeker whispers, "You been work on that s-s-station time ago, right?"
The hairs stand up on the back of your neck.
Squishy nods.
Jesse Seeker whispers, "Together?"
You feel a presence in the room.
Squishy screams!
Jesse Seeker whispers, "She's-s-s here."
Something doesn't feel right...
You think you see a figure in your peripheral vision.
Jesse Seeker says, "Or not s-s-she only."
Squishy shouts, "Don't make me cut myself!"
[Common] Knock states, "Rusty Venture, Roboticist, has arrived on the station."
Squishy says, "Oh no.."
Squishy exclaims, "No!"
Squishy screams!
Jesse Seeker asks, "What?"
Jesse Seeker yells, "Wait!"
You unbuckle yourself from the bed.
Squishy screams!
Jesse Seeker says, "That be becaus-s-se you..."
[Common] Bulma Briefs says, "AI, door please"
Squishy yells, "It wasn't my fault!"
Jesse Seeker asks, "Becaus-s-se you s-s-see her?"
Squishy points to the chair
я You are unable to equip that.
я You are unable to equip that.
Squishy screams!
[Common] Knock queries, "which door?"
Squishy holds up thier hands.
Squishies asks, "WERE YOU ERPING?"
Squishy says, "What."
Squishy says, "No."
Jesse Seeker asks, "Er?"
Jesse Seeker asks, "What?"
I.P.A queries, "hmm?"
*---------*
This is Squishies!
They are wearing a deathsquad helmet on their head.
They are wearing a deathsquad suit.
They are carrying a pressurized double emergency oxygen tank on their deathsquad suit.
They have a security backpack on their back.
They are holding a pulse rifle in their right hand.
They have an autorevolver about their waist.
They are wearing Squishies's ID Card.
*---------*
[Common] Bryan Rathen yells, "Bawk bawk!"
I.P.A queries, "where did he come from?"
Jukebox begins to play "Mr. Brightside", by The Killers, from 'Hot Fuss'.
Squishies says, "We have had reports of ERP in this sector."
Squishy asks, "You came out of the toilet?"
Jesse Seeker says, "We had no."
Jesse Seeker asks, "What be ERP?"
I.P.A states, "dont think that armor would fit trough it"
Squishy asks, "Is that some kind of food?"
Squishies says, "Bluespess toilets."
I.P.A states, "sounds like an abbrivation"
Jesse Seeker asks, "That be a weapon?"
Jesse Seeker says, "Uh."
Squishy says, "Ew.."
[Command] Apollo says, "I don't want to babysit the entire security department"
Squishy says, "I used that toilet."
[Command] Daniel Jackson says, "Trying cap"
OOC: Tokochiro: how long has this shift been going ?
Squishies says, "...I know."
Jesse Seeker chuckles.
OOC: Svej: almost 2 hours
OOC: Nano100: yeah couple hours now
[Command] Knock states, "The janitor is requesting a janitorial cleanup squad"
[Command] Apollo says, "You are supposed to be the head of it"
[Command] Daniel Jackson says, "We WERE fine, raven is just seriously going mental"
[Common] Mr. Moe yells, "It's a good thing I'm paid by the hour!"
[Command] Knock states, "Janitorial ERT even"
[Command] Apollo says, "So go do your job please"
[Command] Daniel Jackson says, "Yes and if my warden acts as if she is the boss, it gets annoying"
[Command] Apollo says, "And I'll consider a janitorial ERT"
Squishy squishes.
Jesse Seeker says, "Me jus-s-st s-s-scratched his-s-s leg by an as-s-sident."
[Command] Knock states, "in the meantime, the janitor will appreciate if you order him some more lights"
Squishies says, "For your guaranteed safety, I must strongly request that you refrain from any current and future copulation."
Squishy says, "Um."
Squishy says, "Okay."
I.P.A states, "well"
Squishy says, "Whatever."
LOOC: ExGame: Bluespess toilets FTW.
Jesse Seeker asks, "Er?"
I.P.A states, "that was strange"
Jesse Seeker says, "It... Been..."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me not got it."
[Common] R.V.D. says, "Bartender to bar"
[Common] Carson Chapman exclaims, "Hah! You thought you were paid!"
Squishy says, "Toilets."
Jesse Seeker says, "Uh."
I.P.A states, "havent seen that kind of armor or weaponry before"
[Common] Carson Chapman says, "Fool! We're only going to give you scraps enough to barely keep yourself fed and clothed"
Squishy shouts, "Let's throw something in that toilet!"
Jesse Seeker says, "Me will never us-s-se toliet again..."
[Common] Knock states, "Tsai Zhonghan, Civilian, has arrived on the station."
[Common] Knock states, "Speckles, Clown, has arrived on the station."
Squishy lifts the lid off the cistern!
*---------*
This is Squishy!
He is wearing a kilt.
He is wearing a beret on his head.
He has a blood-stained the leather satchel on his back.
He has a plastic bag about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing Squishy's ID Card (Civilian).
He is severely malnourished.
He has a cut on his left hand.
He has a cut on his right hand.
я!Squish!
*---------*
[Common] Jurlazu Njarir'Akhan says, "Those lights are taking a while.."
Squishy puts the first-aid kit into the leather satchel.
Squishy replaces the lid on the cistern!
[Common] Vann Pyre says, "That's why central needs more janitors"
Squishy screams!
Jesse Seeker asks, "What that been?"
I.P.A states, "uhh"
Squishy exclaims, "Something exploded!"
[Common] Bryan Rathen exclaims, "Bawk bawk!"
I.P.A queries, "what was that?"
Squishy asks, "Was it you, toilet?"
Jesse Seeker asks, "We boomed a thing?"
I.P.A states, "that isnt good"
Jesse Seeker yells, "OH my god!"
I.P.A states, "you just blew the toilet up"
LOOC: Jesse Seeker: lololo
[Common] Oscar Hardy says, "Lights in the chapel have been replaced"
Jesse Seeker says, "Wow."
Jukebox begins to play "Mr. Brightside", by The Killers, from 'Hot Fuss'.
Squishy says, "Um."
Squishy says, "Bluespace toilets are unstable, I guess."
Jesse Seeker says, "Toliet be very odd."
[Common] Knock states, "Please carry a flashlight."
Crew_transfer vote started by the server.
Type vote to place your votes.
You have 60 seconds to vote.
The OOC channel has been automatically disabled due to a crew transfer vote.
[Common] Clown Bot exclaims, "Cool a gun!"
Jesse Seeker says, "Me be not s-s-surpris-s-sed if a giant toliet will s-s-smas-s-sh into our plas-s-se."
Squishy asks, "What if I have to use the toilet?"
[Common] Clown Bot says, "Beepsky is stealing my gun!"
Squishy yells, "I could use the disposal unit!"
Jesse Seeker says, "Jus-s-st remember that..."
Jesse Seeker says, "Every time you us-s-se a toliet..."
[Common] Clown Bot yells, "Samuel Walken took my energy gun!"
Vote Result: Initiate Crew Transfer
Priority Announcement
A crew transfer has been scheduled. The shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 10 minutes.
The OOC channel has been automatically enabled due to vote end.
[Common] Clown Bot exclaims, "Please kill him with a monkey!"
Jesse Seeker says, "There may be a s-s-syndicate coming out of it."
Squishy shivers.
Jesse Seeker twitches violently.
[Common] Raven Huxley says, "HoS is shitcurity."
Squishy asks, "You're saying.. I could take a poopy on someone's head?"
OOC: Nickcrazy: The ad... IT WONT GO AWAY
Jesse Seeker giggles.
Squishy puts the welding tool into the plastic bag.
[Common] Knock states, "I have not receive a message in some time."
I.P.A queries, "should we leave?"
Jesse Seeker says, "Me not get it."
I.P.A states, "shuttle is coming soon"
I.P.A points to the status display
Squishy says, "I don't like this place."
Jesse Seeker says, "Me kinda too..."
Squishy yells, "To the shuttle!"
Squishy puts the beret into the leather satchel.
Your suit's helmet deploys with a hiss.
Squishy boops I.P.A on the head.
I.P.A neatly folds inwards, compacting down to a rectangular card.
Squishy squishes.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You push the breath mask back into place.
You are not wearing a mask.
You are not wearing a mask.
You are now running on internals from the oxygen tank on your back.
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) says, "Hm."
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) says, "Anyway."
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
я!Squishy starts to climb into яspace pod.
я!You start climbing into the secondary seat.
я!Unknown starts to climb into яspace pod.
Squishy squishes.
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) says, "Robot, find in the nanotras-s-sen net, what may mean ERP."
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) asks, "Like ERT?"
I.P.A states, "it could mean Enterprise Resource Planning"
Squishy says, "He probably was going to rescue us."
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) says, "Wait."
Squishy says, "uuh."
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) asks, "That be a s-s-syundicaties-s-s bas-s-se?"
Squishy says, "Huh.."
I.P.A states, "that seems to be turret shootingat us"
Jesse Seeker(as Unknown) asks, "What if we may make peas-s-se?"
Critical damage to the vessel detected, core explosion imminent!
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Squishy yells, "Scheisse!"
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TL;DRTheSarkazmus (24 March 2015 - 11:25) писал: писал:Jesse Seeker says, "There be a clos-s-se s-s-syndicate s-s-station."
Jesse Seeker asks, "Nanotras-s-sen never wire s-s-solars-s-s, right?"
Squishy says, "Yep."
Squishy says, "Too lazy, I guess."
Jesse Seeker says, "S-s-so me thought that them be s-s-syndicaties-s-s."
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где смеяться.
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[Insert Stupid Quote Here]
[Insert Dumb Image Here]
[Insert list of characters nobody cares about except me]
[Insert Dumb Image Here]
[Insert list of characters nobody cares about except me]
Egorkor (24 March 2015 - 11:53) писал: писал:где смеяться.
TheSarkazmus (24 March 2015 - 11:25) писал: писал:Jesse Seeker says, "There be a clos-s-se s-s-syndicate s-s-station."
Jesse Seeker asks, "Nanotras-s-sen never wire s-s-solars-s-s, right?"
Squishy says, "Yep."
Squishy says, "Too lazy, I guess."
Jesse Seeker says, "S-s-so me thought that them be s-s-syndicaties-s-s."
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Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Мультитулы в кармане!!"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Бриг под нами!!"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Вперёд, сероване!!"
Leeroy Stamos [145.9] спрашивает, "А как же Аллах, который над нами?"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] говорит, "А он не влез."
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Бриг под нами!!"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Вперёд, сероване!!"
Leeroy Stamos [145.9] спрашивает, "А как же Аллах, который над нами?"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] говорит, "А он не влез."
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OOC: Jure_Frantcetic: "Дайте мне 20 человек украинской колониальной пехоты и я вынесу улей со всеми ксеносами за 5 минут"
fey (13 August 2016 - 02:03) писал: писал:Зачем что-то делать самому, если можно ничего не делать и всех критиковать?
Хахах-хахахах)))))))MaydayVII (24 March 2015 - 12:01) писал: писал:Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Мультитулы в кармане!!"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Бриг под нами!!"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Вперёд, сероване!!"
Leeroy Stamos [145.9] спрашивает, "А как же Аллах, который над нами?"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] говорит, "А он не влез."
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Следует понимать, что все вышенаписанное означает лишь то, что написано выше. Не стоит искать скрытый смысл, экстраполировать или присваивать кому-то какие-то стороны.
Ах да, после того, как под взорвался и я улетел со скоростью света куда - то в космос (и меня распидорасило об решёточку) было следующее:
Squishy says, "Bluespace toliets and teleporting lizards."
Squishy says, "Now I've seen everything."
Squishy says, "Bluespace toliets and teleporting lizards."
Squishy says, "Now I've seen everything."
В конце, где взрыв начинает тикать.Egorkor (24 March 2015 - 11:53) писал: писал:где смеяться.
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ну с Поли и шайссе я и так проиграл.
а стена причём?
а стена причём?
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[Insert Stupid Quote Here]
[Insert Dumb Image Here]
[Insert list of characters nobody cares about except me]
[Insert Dumb Image Here]
[Insert list of characters nobody cares about except me]
Аллах не влез, а Мейдей влез.MaydayVII (24 March 2015 - 12:01) писал: писал:Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Мультитулы в кармане!!"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Бриг под нами!!"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Вперёд, сероване!!"
Leeroy Stamos [145.9] спрашивает, "А как же Аллах, который над нами?"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] говорит, "А он не влез."
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Спойлер
Для душиКадровая политика на Анимусе
Пидор.Loly (24 March 2015 - 16:01) писал: писал:Аллах не влез, а Мейдей влез.
Лопата.
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ПОТОЛКА ТО НЕТMaydayVII (24 March 2015 - 12:01) писал: писал:Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Мультитулы в кармане!!"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Бриг под нами!!"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] кричит, "Вперёд, сероване!!"
Leeroy Stamos [145.9] спрашивает, "А как же Аллах, который над нами?"
Rodger Wheeler [145.9] говорит, "А он не влез."
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Спойлер
ЦитатаСобственно, форумные кукаретики как всегда в ударе и извернули всё так, как им удобно.
Blob Telepathy, Blob Overmind (30) говорит, "Я один."
Blob Telepathy, Blob Overmind (30) говорит, "Одинок."
Blob Telepathy, Blob Overmind (30) спрашивает, "И зачем мне этот канал?"
Blob Telepathy, Blob Overmind (30) говорит, "Одинок."
Blob Telepathy, Blob Overmind (30) спрашивает, "И зачем мне этот канал?"
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Minuteman (25 March 2015 - 07:05) писал: писал:Blob Telepathy, Blob Overmind (30) говорит, "Я один."
Blob Telepathy, Blob Overmind (30) говорит, "Одинок."
Blob Telepathy, Blob Overmind (30) спрашивает, "И зачем мне этот канал?"
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Brian McDonald говорит, "http://vk.com/id188023015"
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Следует понимать, что все вышенаписанное означает лишь то, что написано выше. Не стоит искать скрытый смысл, экстраполировать или присваивать кому-то какие-то стороны.
Мейдея же вроде забанили.
A.I.R. [145.9] констатирует, "ИИ сообщает о своей независимости и объявляет аплоад нейтральной территорией."
A.I.R. [145.9] констатирует, "ИИ сообщает о своей независимости и объявляет аплоад нейтральной территорией."
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space carp says, "КРОВЬ"
space carp says, "КРОВАВОМУ БОГУ"
space carp says, "КРОВАВОМУ БОГУ"
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Core control computer [145.9] states, "CORE EXPLOSION IMMINENT"
Dick Hardballer [145.9] says, "Ну заебись."
Minkot Spike [145.9] says, "Блюдь"
Troy King [145.9] says, "Да не."
Troy King [145.9] says, "Все стабильно."
Dick Hardballer [145.9] says, "Уверен?"
И тут взрывается материя.
Dick Hardballer [145.9] says, "Ну заебись."
Minkot Spike [145.9] says, "Блюдь"
Troy King [145.9] says, "Да не."
Troy King [145.9] says, "Все стабильно."
Dick Hardballer [145.9] says, "Уверен?"
И тут взрывается материя.
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Мисскликнул, хотел плюсик в кармочку поставить.ACCount (28 March 2015 - 01:31) писал: писал:Core control computer [145.9] states, "CORE EXPLOSION IMMINENT"
Dick Hardballer [145.9] says, "Ну заебись."
Minkot Spike [145.9] says, "Блюдь"
Troy King [145.9] says, "Да не."
Troy King [145.9] says, "Все стабильно."
Dick Hardballer [145.9] says, "Уверен?"
И тут взрывается материя.
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