Вайт. Конец раунда, отбытие. ХоС в одежде ХоСа. Дарт Кловниус в одежде Дарта Вейдера, своего деда. Зрители, 3 шт.
Darth Clownius asks, "Сразимся?" Darth Clownius has thrown the energy sword. The energy sword is now active. Topaz Matthews has thrown the riot shotgun. Topaz Matthews has thrown the riot shotgun. Topaz Matthews says, "Ну чо" Darth Clownius says, "Приступим!" Darth Clownius blocks the energy sword with the energy sword! You push the wall but nothing happens! Darth Clownius blocks the energy sword with the energy sword! Darth Clownius blocks the energy sword with the energy sword! Darth Clownius blocks the energy sword with the energy sword! Topaz Matthews blocks the energy sword with the energy sword! Topaz Matthews blocks the energy sword with the energy sword! Darth Clownius has been torn in the right arm with the energy sword by Topaz Matthews! Your armour has protected your right arm.
ВНЕЗАПНО ВРЫВАЕТСЯ АССИСТЕНТ В РИГЕ СБ И СО СТАНПАЛКОЙ!
Darth Clownius has been stunned with the stunprod by Rylee Kifler! Topaz Matthews has been stunned with the stunprod by Rylee Kifler! Arder Second says, "Ой" Topaz Matthews says, "ЭЙ!" Topaz Matthews has been slashed in the right leg with the energy sword by Rylee Kifler! Topaz Matthews's right leg has been violently dismembered! Darth Clownius has been attacked in the chest with the energy sword by Rylee Kifler! Your armour has softened a hit to your chest. You feel hate flows inside of you...
Ассистент поднял упавший с Вейдера меч. Вейдер поднялся и начал с помощью Силы перемещать тулбокс. ХоС поднялся и взял лазер, не обратив особого внимания на отсутствие ноги.
Rylee Kifler blocks the mechanical toolbox with the energy sword! ("К ТАКОМУ МЕНЯ В ХРАМЕ ДЖЕДАЕВ НЕ ГОТОВИЛИ!") Topaz Matthews has been cut in the right arm with the energy sword by Rylee Kifler! The Escape Shuttle Hallway vent pump #1 has been hit by Topaz Matthews with the laser gun. Topaz Matthews fires the laser gun! Topaz Matthews fires the laser gun! Rylee Kifler blocks the laser with the energy sword! Rylee Kifler is hit by a laser in the right arm! Topaz Matthews fires the laser gun point blank at Rylee Kifler! Rylee Kifler blocks the laser with the energy sword! Topaz Matthews has been ripped in the chest with the energy sword by Rylee Kifler! Topaz Matthews has been knocked down! Rylee Kifler has been robusted in the right arm with the mechanical toolbox by Darth Clownius! Rylee Kifler has been hit by the mechanical toolbox. Rylee Kifler has been robusted in the right arm with the mechanical toolbox by Darth Clownius! Topaz Matthews has been diced in the chest with the energy sword by Rylee Kifler! Topaz Matthews has been knocked down! Rylee Kifler blocks the mechanical toolbox with the energy sword! Topaz Matthews has been attacked in the chest with the energy sword by Rylee Kifler! Rylee Kifler has been robusted in the right leg with the mechanical toolbox by Darth Clownius! Topaz Matthews has been attacked in the chest with the energy sword by Rylee Kifler! Rylee Kifler blocks the mechanical toolbox with the energy sword! Darth Clownius has been diced in the chest with the energy sword by Rylee Kifler! Your armour has protected your chest. Rylee Kifler has been hit by the mechanical toolbox. Rylee Kifler has been hit by the mechanical toolbox. Rylee Kifler has been robusted in the right arm with the mechanical toolbox by Darth Clownius! Rylee Kifler blocks the electrode with the energy sword! The Escape Shuttle Hallway air scrubber #1 has been hit by Rylee Kifler with the energy sword. Rylee Kifler has been hit by the mechanical toolbox. Rylee Kifler has been robusted in the right arm with the mechanical toolbox by Darth Clownius! Rylee Kifler has been hit by the mechanical toolbox. Rylee Kifler has been robusted in the right arm with the mechanical toolbox by Darth Clownius! OOC: Mintt: такие дела Rylee Kifler gasps! Rylee Kifler has been robusted in the right arm with the mechanical toolbox by Darth Clownius! Rylee Kifler has been robusted in the right arm with the mechanical toolbox by Darth Clownius! Rylee Kifler gasps! Topaz Matthews fires the laser gun! Rylee Kifler is hit by a laser in the head! Topaz Matthews fires the laser gun! Rylee Kifler is hit by a laser in the head! Topaz Matthews puts the laser gun into the security satchel. Topaz Matthews puts the energy gun into the security satchel. Rylee Kifler seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Topaz Matthews says, "БЛЯТЬ" Topaz Matthews says, "НОГА!" Topaz Matthews says, "НОГА НАХУЙ!" Topaz Matthews says, "ЕБАТЬ!" Jo Jo Bobo Bo tries to remove Rylee Kifler's security hardsuit. Jo Jo Bobo Bo tries to remove Rylee Kifler's security hardsuit helmet. The energy sword can now be concealed. Topaz Matthews says, "Ногу!" Topaz Matthews says, "Возьми!" Rylee Kifler has been sliced in the right leg with the energy sword by Jo Jo Bobo Bo! Rylee Kifler has been sliced in the left leg with the energy sword by Jo Jo Bobo Bo! Rylee Kifler has been sliced in the right leg with the energy sword by Jo Jo Bobo Bo! Rylee Kifler's right leg has been violently dismembered! Topaz Matthews says, "Бля!" Darth Clownius handed Topaz Matthews's right leg to Topaz Matthews. Darth Clownius asks, "Тебе надо?" Topaz Matthews says, "Спасибо" Topaz Matthews says, "Вы так любезны" Topaz Matthews says, "Мне ногу отхуярили тут"
Topaz Matthews says, "Блять" Darth Clownius asks, "А где второй меч-то?"
Darth Clownius says, "На." Darth Clownius has attached Topaz Matthews's new limb! Topaz Matthews says, "О!" Topaz Matthews says, "ХОХО!" Topaz Matthews says, "ХА!" Darth Clownius says, "Эта нога тоже от деда досталсь. У него двух не было."
Некоторое время пришлось поискать второй, синий меч. Который отдизармили хуй знает куда.
Шатол, на ЦК.
Topaz Matthews says, "Ща" The energy sword is now active. Topaz Matthews says, "Сразимся"
Angelo Sholl fires the stun revolver! Topaz Matthews is hit by an electrode in the left arm! Jo Jo Bobo Bo unbuckled ! Angelo Sholl fires the stun revolver! Samuel Black is hit by an electrode in the chest! Topaz Matthews stammers, "ЭЙ!" Angelo Sholl fires the stun revolver! The electrode gets reflected by Darth Clownius! Angelo Sholl fires the stun revolver! The electrode gets reflected by Darth Clownius! Angelo Sholl is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Angelo Sholl has been attacked in the right arm with the energy sword by Darth Clownius! Angelo Sholl has been slashed in the right arm with the energy sword by Darth Clownius! Angelo Sholl has been slashed in the right arm with the energy sword by Darth Clownius! Angelo Sholl's right arm has been violently dismembered! Angelo Sholl stammers, "Нихуя" Angelo Sholl has been attacked in the left arm with the energy sword by Darth Clownius! Angelo Sholl's left arm has been violently dismembered! Angelo Sholl stammers, "Отскачило"
Прибытие ЦК. Дуель начинается снова.
Topaz Matthews has been torn in the left arm with the energy sword by Darth Clownius! Darth Clownius blocks the energy sword with the energy sword! Topaz Matthews has been diced in the left arm with the energy sword by Darth Clownius! Darth Clownius has been stabbed in the right arm with the energy sword by Topaz Matthews! Darth Clownius has been ripped in the chest with the energy sword by Topaz Matthews! Your armour has protected your chest. Topaz Matthews has been cut in the left arm with the energy sword by Darth Clownius!
Jo Jo Bobo Bo has thrown the banana peel. Topaz Matthews has been hit by the banana peel.
Topaz Matthews blocks the energy sword with the energy sword! Darth Clownius has been diced in the right arm with the energy sword by Topaz Matthews!
И ХОС ПАДАЕТ НА КОЖУРЕ!
Topaz Matthews says, "НОООООУ!" Topaz Matthews has been ripped in the chest with the energy sword by Jo Jo Bobo Bo! Topaz Matthews has been diced in the chest with the energy sword by Jo Jo Bobo Bo!
The bomb seems to hesitate for a moment. Adrian Carmack (as Braiden Knapp) says, "Пронесло!" Adrian Carmack (as Braiden Knapp) says, "Фух" ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (3, 5, 7, 0) in area Central Primary Hallway (113,140,1)
Elestrin Mayan [145.9] говорит, "Повар принимает заказы."
Elestrin Mayan [145.9] говорит, "Чо все молчат? Будете жрать яичницу с хлебом тогда."
Varg Holmes [145.9] говорит, "Давай кессадилью и шоколадный торт."
Elestrin Mayan [145.9] говорит, "Яичница и хлеб, заказ принят."
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Adrian Carmack says, "СРОЧНО!" Adrian Carmack says, "ПОКА НЕ ВЗОРВАЛАСЬ!" Adrian Carmack says, "БЕГИТЕ!" Adrian Carmack says, "Я ЕЁ ДЕАКТИВИРУЮ!" The bolts spin in place for a moment. An alarm sounds! It's go-
Ну если что, то табличка выскакивает ДЛЯ ИГРОКА, персонаж никак об этом знать не может, у него перед ебалом табличка не выскакивает. Правила почитай хоть разок, ты там много нового найдешь.
Там еще что-то эпичное было про "трейторы испарились и все", но народ не отскринил. А, да, скрин Бладраннера. Я был ИИ. Потом зачитывал это персоналу по радио.
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Следует понимать, что все вышенаписанное означает лишь то, что написано выше. Не стоит искать скрытый смысл, экстраполировать или присваивать кому-то какие-то стороны.
Мне кажется или у него до боли "необычное" имя? Если не кажется, то неплохо было бы пояснить таким вот посанчикам за имена и хотя бы на страничку с правилами отправлять.
Что то вроде "О БОЖЕ, У НЕГО ИМЯ ПОСОНА ИЗ ДЕУС ЭКСА, БНА ХИМ" На этой почве поменял фамилию на Джонсона
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Cocknigger (04 October 2015 - 12:13) писал: писал:
Брюзгливость, ага. Воображение уже рисует таких мертвых олдфагов вроде Смета, которым нахуй ничего не сдалось и вы для них дерьмо, и вообще они тут на неделю.
Я один раз ради лулзов поменял на Бее имя на "Джек Бауэр" и мне рандомно попалась нюка. Через минуту прилетает ПМ от педали, примерный перевод: "Я бы дал тебе варн за использование такого имени и изменил бы его, но оно так в тему, что оставлю на раунд".
Kir White says, "Садовник ударил меня и просил карту"
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Ну если что, то табличка выскакивает ДЛЯ ИГРОКА, персонаж никак об этом знать не может, у него перед ебалом табличка не выскакивает. Правила почитай хоть разок, ты там много нового найдешь.
